Brother Jedidiah
The Alchemist Lyrics


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We are gathered here today, way-oh-way-oh
To commemorate a very good man (I believe in you) Brother Jedidiah
He stands about 5'8″ (I believe in you, tell 'em brother)
Two hundred and thirty seven thousand pounds of pure speed (tell 'em brother)
From the northern coast, he's comin'

I wear the yamaka to court to try to gain some sort of leverage
My lawyer puts a little molly in the judge's beverage
As a team player, you know what
I'mma buy him a motherfucking Nissan Murano
Rabbi Rodriguez did the brisk
Then a little piece of fish fell on the dish that he sniffed
Like a dog that's his dick that he split
So he could go pick up his kids in a brand new whip (well)
What the fuck

Oh pardon me
I was out here busy living your lies
You been dead your whole life
Oy Alfonzo, pull up the car

Rikers Island runway show, better than Yeezy season
This year the color green is in
Dog I'm fucking crazy like velcro sneakers
I'm playing with shit
Dog, I ain't playing with shit
Your frame will lay in ditch
My chick is Asian with a twist
I'm so hard you could cook a piece of bacon on my dick (on my dick)
Better be turkey though
So if these turkeys try to murk me, Mo
I let these turkeys know that I'm in Turkey hoe, shit

We was forty-seven and a half deep on the strip
You was in front of the store with Team Jordan's and yellow pajama pants




That's a big no no
That's a big no no!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to The Alchemist's song "Brother Jedidiah" tell the story of a gathering to celebrate and honor a man named Brother Jedidiah. He is described as a formidable figure, standing at 5'8" and weighing 237,000 pounds of pure speed. The song begins with a playful and humorous tone as the lyrics mention wearing a yamaka (a Jewish religious head covering) to court in an attempt to gain leverage. The singer's lawyer even resorts to drugging the judge in order to aid their case. This unconventional approach extends to the point of buying the lawyer a Nissan Murano as a gesture of gratitude.


The song takes a sudden shift in tone as Rabbi Rodriguez performs a circumcision (a procedure known as "the brisk"). However, there is a comical incident where a piece of fish falls on the rabbi's dish, likened to a dog sniffing its own split penis. This leads him to pick up his children in a brand new car. The exaggerated and absurd nature of these events adds to the song's humor.


Amidst the humor, The Alchemist also makes references to incarceration, fashion, and his own self-proclaimed insanity. He mentions a runway show at Rikers Island, suggesting that it surpasses Yeezy season (referring to Kanye West's fashion line). He declares his own madness, comparing it to velcro sneakers and asserting his lack of interest in playing games. The lyrics take a more serious turn as the singer discusses encountering adversaries on the streets and asserts his dominance and resilience.


Line by Line Meaning

We are gathered here today, way-oh-way-oh
We have come together in this momentous occasion, celebrating with joy and enthusiasm


To commemorate a very good man (I believe in you) Brother Jedidiah
In honor of Brother Jedidiah, a truly admirable individual (I have faith in your goodness)


He stands about 5'8″ (I believe in you, tell 'em brother)
His physical stature is approximately 5'8″ (I have faith in your abilities, express it, brother)


Two hundred and thirty seven thousand pounds of pure speed (tell 'em brother)
His sheer quickness is comparable to a weight of two hundred and thirty seven thousand pounds (share this fact, brother)


From the northern coast, he's comin'
He hails from the northern coast and is approaching with determination


I wear the yamaka to court to try to gain some sort of leverage
In a strategic move, I wear a yamaka to court hoping to acquire an advantage


My lawyer puts a little molly in the judge's beverage
To further our cause, my legal counsel discreetly adds a small amount of a powerful substance into the judge's drink


As a team player, you know what
Being a conscientious collaborator, you understand


I'mma buy him a motherfucking Nissan Murano
I will generously purchase him a Nissan Murano, without hesitation


Rabbi Rodriguez did the brisk
Rabbi Rodriguez performed the religious rite of circumcision


Then a little piece of fish fell on the dish that he sniffed
Subsequently, a small portion of fish accidentally dropped onto the plate that the rabbi examined


Like a dog that's his dick that he split
Similar to a dog licking his own genitals, the rabbi licked the portion with delight


So he could go pick up his kids in a brand new whip (well)
This allowed him to retrieve his children in a stylish new car (well)


What the fuck
Expressing surprise, confusion, or disbelief


Oh pardon me
Apologies for the interruption


I was out here busy living your lies
I have been preoccupied with living a life dictated by the falsehoods you have embraced


You been dead your whole life
You have existed in a state of spiritual death throughout your entire existence


Oy Alfonzo, pull up the car
Hey Alfonzo, bring the car closer


Rikers Island runway show, better than Yeezy season
The fashion display at Rikers Island surpasses the renowned Yeezy season


This year the color green is in
During this period, the color green is highly fashionable


Dog I'm fucking crazy like velcro sneakers
I possess a level of madness akin to the fastening mechanism of velcro sneakers


I'm playing with shit
I am engaging in risky and unpredictable behavior


Dog, I ain't playing with shit
My dear friend, I am not engaging in any games or trivial matters


Your frame will lay in ditch
Your physical body will be left abandoned in a ditch


My chick is Asian with a twist
My romantic partner is of Asian descent, with a unique and intriguing aspect to her personality


I'm so hard you could cook a piece of bacon on my dick (on my dick)
I am remarkably tough, to the extent that you could use my penis as a surface for cooking bacon (on my penis)


Better be turkey though
However, it would be preferable if the bacon were made from turkey


So if these turkeys try to murk me, Mo
In the event that these individuals attempt to harm or kill me, Mo


I let these turkeys know that I'm in Turkey hoe, shit
I make it known to these lowly individuals that I am present in Turkey with a strong conceit, damn


We was forty-seven and a half deep on the strip
We were an extensive group of approximately forty-seven individuals gathered on the street


You was in front of the store with Team Jordan's and yellow pajama pants
Meanwhile, you were standing in front of a shop wearing some Jordan shoes and bright yellow pajama pants


That's a big no no
Unfortunately, that is a major mistake or violation


That's a big no no!
Emphasizing the gravity of the previous statement, it is indeed a significant mistake or violation!




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Royalty Network
Written by: Arian Asllani, Besnik Sadikay, Daniel Alan Maman

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