Ghetto Funk
The Boris Gardiner Happening Lyrics

C C L I C K C K, shit don't S-M-O-B
The C-Clan is present and prepared, don't mess with us

Smob shit, check it
This is genuine gangster shit, pay attention

V-Town in this bitch
This song is a representation of life in Vallejo, California

Studio Ton, I m in some deep shit
Boris Gardiner is in trouble and needs help

Got some niggaz from another click
People from another gang are threatening Boris Gardiner

On that ass tryin' to run me off the fuckin' cliff
The other gang is actively trying to harm him

What should I do, where should I go, how could I fake 'em?
He's considering his options and how to deceive his enemies

Bust a bitch on that ass and try to shake 'em, bake 'em
He's contemplating fighting back, deceiving, and fleeing

Call up cousin B on the phone
He's reaching out to someone close for help

All 'cuz I be in a little bit of trouble
He's understating his situation to Cousin B

A fruithead out here tryin'
The enemy is foolish and unwise

To turn your kinfolk into a vegetable
The enemy is trying to kill Boris and his family/friends

But I m hexa-smart smebbin' high performance Dodge
Boris is cleverly driving a high-performance car

They in a Buick Skylark
The enemies are in a slower car

Meet me at the fo niggaz
Boris has arranged a meeting with his allies

Got the dough sit real low
He's carrying a lot of money in a low profile

I m on the roof with the fo fo
Boris is positioned with a powerful firearm

Drive slow
He's requesting his allies to take it slow-paced

What they ridin', I'm aiming for they engine block
He's aiming his weapon at the enemy's car's engine

And when they stop
He's anticipating the enemy's halt

I m closin' down on they shop
He's approaching the enemy with caution

Suga, baby, they done fucked up
The enemy has made a severe error

Won't you wait in the cut
He's telling someone to wait for backup

While I bust and buck on these nuts
He's planning on attacking the enemy

Fuck mercy on a nigga tryin' to take mine
He's not going to show mercy to anyone trying to take his belongings

Mobb shit with the click'll happen every time
They will respond violently every time they are threatened

Heard some shots
Boris hears gunshots in his vicinity

Fireworks fully auto chops
There's gunfire in his area

Sound like they come from
He's locating the source of the gunfire

Around my corner near my knot spot
The gunshots are coming from a nearby location

Must be folks they done fucked around and went to war
There's a potential gang war happening

I know the sound, that's my nigga B's, fo, fo
Boris recognizes the sound of his friend's firearm

On the scene they say a nigga got peeled back
Someone has been shot and killed

A Skylark wrapped around my neighbor's Cadillac
The enemy's car has crashed into Boris' neighbor's car

A pretty sight but a nigga can't say that though
He appreciates the enemy's demise but can't show it openly

Hot ones echo thru the ghetto
Gunshots are frequently heard in the community

(Through the getto, Bitch)
This is a normal occurrence in the ghetto

(No, gat too black sent hot ones to the back)
Boris used a black gun and fired shots at the enemy's car's back

(Ridin' shotgun lettin' loose hot ones)
One of his allies is firing shots from the shotgun seat

(But if hollow points is fired niggaz better duck)
He warns anyone to take cover if hollow point bullets are being used

(Hollow point hot ones dipped in garlic)
He may be using special bullets dipped in garlic to increase the damage

I m in the underbucket
Boris is hiding in an unknown location

Blastin' in the cut
He's firing his weapon from his hidden location

It's the glock goin' buck, buck, buck
He's firing his Glock multiple times

I'm like damn whats up
He's unsure what's happening

I had that glock that fit the script
He's using a specific weapon for this situation

Some of that high powered shit
His weapon has a lot of power

'Cuz all along I was smoking out them tricks
He's been aware of his enemies' plans all along

Hot ones echo thru the ghetto lit
Gunshots are frequently heard in the community

This way that-a way I split them dope fiend's wigs
He's confident in his ability to shoot accurately and harm his enemies

They had me fucked up
His enemies underestimated him

Phing on my click
The enemy was plotting against Boris' gang

We pound the frowns on those punk ass bitches
They will teach the enemy a lesson

See your nigga be's a ridah
He's a true gangster

Hops inside 7-4 Malibu with the do dirt crew
He's riding in a Malibu with his friends and allies

What they wanna do
He's taunting his enemies

I ain't shootin' for the stars, cars or homes
He's not looking to harm anyone unrelated to the enemy

I'm from the town leaving bodies face down
He's from a violent community where people are frequently killed

I'm tryin' to stay real, 'cuz niggaz they will
He's trying to stay genuine and true to his gangster roots

Put you in the cross, fuck around have you halled off
Crossing him or his gang will lead to violent consequences

I got moss with the these fools in a major way
He's protected and has firepower with him

Down and dirty to my death day
He's committed to the gangster lifestyle

Gotta watch them riff raffs
He's wary of suspicious people

Hittin' on you when you piss-ass niggaz
People will try to harm you when you're at your weakest

Wanna slap my kizz-ass
People want to humiliate him

Might as well have pussy ass niggaz
Violence is the only way to handle cowardly enemies

Hot ones echo thru the ghetto bullets ricochet
Gunshots are heard frequently and pose a risk to innocent bystanders

Bush comin' sheriff better duck that ass down in the bathtub
Even the police are scared of the violence and take cover

Dope track late night should be poppin', bein' it s off the hook
This song will be popular late at night since it's so good

See, if they stay fienden foamin' at the mouth better feed them rook
People who are angry and violent should be given what they want to avoid a confrontation

Niggaz better be careful just
People need to be cautious

Like jell-o shit be goin' through metal
People's bodies will be easily hurt or killed in violent situations

Sheetrock and stucco hot ones
Bullets will penetrate through weak materials

Echo through the ghetto
Gunshots can be heard throughout the community

(No, gat too black, sent hot ones to the back)
Boris used a black gun and fired shots at the enemy's car's back

(Ridin' shotgun lettin' loose hot ones)
One of his allies is firing shots from the shotgun seat

(Where they echo at where they echo at nigga?)
They're trying to locate the source of the gunshots

(B-Legit, you up in this bitch with me nigga)
B-Legit is present with Boris

(Fa sho boy)
B-Legit acknowledges Boris

(C L I C K while)
The C-Clan is still present and active

Shit is funky
The situation is dangerous and violent

Better keep a trey-eight, quit the bullshit
You need a powerful weapon to protect yourself in this environment

Better be bullet-proofed out
You need to take measures to protect yourself

Better sleep on the floor if you wanna survive
You need to be prepared to take precautionary measures at all times

Better know about those hot ones
You need to be aware of the danger of gun violence

I said you better know about those hot ones
He's repeating his warning to emphasize its importance

You better know about those hot ones
Another warning about the danger of gun violence

'Cuz ain't no names when they fly
Bullets don't discriminate who they hit, anyone can be a victim