Saturday Night
The C.R.S. Players Lyrics

Suzie was one-of-a-kind living a dozen lives
Suzie was a unique person who lived many different lives.

She'd always try and act them out
Suzie enjoyed acting out her different personas.

Today she was a pop beauty queen,
One of Suzie's personas was a popular beauty queen.

Then a ranking marine
Suzie also acted as a high-ranking marine during her different lives.

And it's me in her target now
Now, Suzie is focused on the artist of the song.

I don't know how she tells me that she's moving out again expecting I'll be cool with this
The singer is confused as to why Suzie expects them to be okay with her moving out again.

I don't know why it feels like such a capital crime to leave her stranded.
The singer feels guilty for considering leaving Suzie stranded.

she called me with the sound of the road in the background
Suzie called the artist while on the go.

I know that her focus was a little out
The artist can tell that Suzie is distracted and not fully focused during their conversation.

So what was I supposed to do?
The artist is unsure of how to handle the situation with Suzie.

I checked her out for a few to see what this was all about
The singer observes Suzie's behavior to try and understand what is going on.

she says she knew we'd always marry it would end up like a fairy tale;
Suzie tells the artist that she thinks they were meant to marry and have a fairy tale ending.

Together for all time
Suzie imagines a future where she and the singer are together forever.

I tell her through her long eye lashes that I don't need her hot flashes as she opens her mouth
The singer rejects Suzie's advances, telling her he doesn't want her 'hot flashes'.

"why is it on a Saturday night, a Saturday night?
Suzie is upset that the singer is bringing her down on a Saturday night.

You had to go and bring me down
Suzie blames the artist for bringing her down emotionally.

It's always on a Saturday night, a Saturday night
Suzie feels like her emotional breakdowns always happen on Saturday nights.

I thought that you would want me" (x2)
Suzie is confused and hurt that the singer doesn't want her the way she wants him.

"why'd you have to bring me down?"
Suzie repeats her question from earlier, asking why the singer has to bring her down emotionally.

there's no use turning back
The artist realizes there is no going back in his relationship with Suzie.

suzie called a couple of days ago
Suzie recently called the artist.

She's taking the train
Suzie is leaving town by train.

She's making her way out of town
Suzie is leaving town and heading somewhere else.

I thought that she was headed to earth but now she's off to mars
The artist initially thought Suzie was staying nearby, but she is actually leaving for an unknown destination.

"always on a Saturday night, a Saturday night
Suzie continues to lament the timing of her emotional breakdowns.

and now you're off to mars
Suzie has left town and is headed to a completely different place, possibly metaphorically Mars-like in her distance from the singer and her emotional state.