I Love Dick
The Cocks Lyrics


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Standing Hampton, my Twig 'n B
Mayonnaise cannon, such a sight to see
One-Eyed-Jack, my dong or prick
Some call him John Thomas, but I call him Dick

So many of 'em, just reach out
Penis is as common as tile grout
Chow down on 'em, until you get sick
Big! Fat! Floppy!
I Love Dick
I Love Dick
I Love Dick
I Love Dick

Muscle of Love, Trouser Trout
It's a lot to handle, there ain't no doubt
Talleywhacker, my third leg
Yogurt slinger, no need to beg

So many of 'em, just reach out
Penis is as common as tile grout
Chow down on 'em, until you get sick
Big! Fat! Floppy!
I Love Dick
I Love Dick




I Love Dick
I Love Dick

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "I Love Dick" by The Cocks seem to be a playful and humorous exploration of male genitalia and the various slang terms used to refer to it. The lyrics mention a variety of euphemisms for the male reproductive organ, such as "One-Eyed-Jack," "John Thomas," "Twig 'n B," "Talleywhacker," and "Trouser Trout." These creative and colorful terms are used to depict the penis in a lighthearted and exaggerated manner.


The repeated phrase "So many of 'em, just reach out" could be interpreted as a nod to the ubiquity of male genitalia, highlighting the idea that penises are a common and natural part of human anatomy. The comparison of the penis to "tile grout" in terms of commonality adds a comical touch to the lyrics and reinforces the playful tone of the song.


The reference to "Chow down on 'em, until you get sick" could be seen as a cheeky suggestion of indulging in sexual activity or perhaps even an excess of phallic imagery. The lyrics playfully exaggerate the size and prominence of the male genitalia with phrases like "Big! Fat! Floppy!" which further enhances the comical and exaggerated nature of the song.


Overall, "I Love Dick" is likely meant to be a tongue-in-cheek celebration of male sexuality and the use of humorous and inventive language to describe a subject that is typically considered taboo or private. The jovial and irreverent tone of the lyrics invites the listener to embrace and laugh at the diverse ways in which the male anatomy can be described, ultimately serving as a fun and light-hearted exploration of a subject that is often treated with seriousness or solemnity.




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Gary T

Beautiful

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