Get Seduced
The Faint Lyrics

Tabloid magazines are made in hell
The sensationalistic magazines that invade our lives are products of malevolent forces.

The falling stars are getting sucked down
Celebrities, who are supposed to be invincible and perfect, often get pulled down from their high pedestals.

We get seduced easy
We are vulnerable to becoming infatuated with and addicted to the lives of famous people.

We get
We easily succumb to the lure of celebrity culture.

We get seduced!
We become captivated and entranced by tabloid culture, despite its negative effects.

Sell us magazines about the stars
We have a insatiable hunger for information about the personal lives of celebrities.

And watch us stare into the void
Our obsession with the trivial details of celebrity lives leaves us unfulfilled and empty inside.

What not to wear to be a wart
The tabloids provide questionable fashion advice to celebrities, who are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

Who's cant escaped on camera
Even celebrities cannot fully control their image, and often embarrassing moments are captured on camera.

Now these creeps are climbing up the trees
Paparazzi are willing to go to extreme lengths to capture salacious photos of celebrities.

The neighbors calling the police
The presence of paparazzi and their invasive behavior causes disturbances and distress to others.

And snapping pictures by the pool
Paparazzi will intrude on private property in order to capture revealing images of celebrities.

We seduced so easy
Our fascination with the lives of famous people makes us susceptible to being exploited and taken advantage of.

Check out clerks all funny towards
Even those who work in low-level retail positions can partake in the cultural obsession with celebrities.

The page 'an a-list star shaves her brains'
The tabloids will print any salacious story, even if it is untrue or harmful to the celebrity involved.

While starving millionaires complain
Although celebrities may have immense wealth and privilege, they still find things to complain about and are often ungrateful.

TV makes your ass fat
The media, including television and tabloid magazines, promote unrealistic standards of beauty and can lead to negative body image.

Tell us!
We demand constant news and updates about famous people, no matter how trivial or harmful it may be.

How rad is it living in a microscope?
The constant scrutiny and attention that comes with fame can be both exhilarating and oppressive.

Broadcast into every single living room
Celebrity culture is ubiquitous and inescapable, reaching every corner of our lives.

Hot lights on your love life
Celebrities are constantly under a spotlight, magnifying and scrutinizing every aspect of their intimate relationships.

Let me buy
We are willing to pay for any information or item related to celebrities, despite the negative impact it may have on them or us.

Close up tabloid shots of your cellulite
Tabloids will print unflattering images of celebrities in order to exploit their flaws and make us feel superior.

Hypnotizing pages of advice
The tabloids will provide questionable advice to readers in order to keep them hooked and coming back for more.

From their demented fashion do's or dies
The fashion advice provided by tabloids is often ridiculous and unattainable, further perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards.

Who put this hook inside my mouth, you
We have been manipulated and lured into the trap of celebrity culture by the media and those who profit from it.

Your getting so obsessed its all we talk about
Our obsession with celebrities has become all-consuming and permeates every aspect of our lives.

Were passive hounds on the couch
We are passive consumers of celebrity culture, content to sit back and watch it unfold without questioning its impact.

Its not love thats sex on the first night
The intimate relationships of celebrities are often shallow and transactional, lacking genuine emotion or connection.