Funny You Should Ask
The Front Bottoms Lyrics

The good thing about this cast is I can still hold a knife
Despite being injured, I still have the ability to defend myself.

So if you ever twist my arm again I'll be sure to put up a fight
If you try to force me to do something, I will resist.

You see I just don't wanna do the things that you want me to do
I am hesitant to fulfill your expectations.

But I'm a sucker, so I do them cause I am still in love with you
Despite my reluctance, I comply with your wishes because I am still in love with you.

She said "Honey, y'gotta learn that love is simple just like mud.
My partner taught me that love is uncomplicated like mud.

If you play the dirt, then I'll play the water. All we gotta do is touch"
"If you engage in something, I will follow along. The mere act of being together is sufficient."

Cause I was young, I thought I didn't have to care about anything
In my youth, I believed that nothing needed to be of concern.

But I'm older now and know that I should
Now that I am older, I understand the importance of caring.

And it's freezing
The temperature is extremely cold.

And I am watching you shovel snow off a driveway across from my parent's home
I observe you clearing snow from a driveway opposite of my parents' house.

Now it's summer (now it's summer)
Presently, it is summer.

And you are laying out on your lawn
You are relaxing on your lawn.

You look so sexy, Chelsea, with your polka dot bikini on
You appear attractive, Chelsea, in your polka dot bikini.

Come on, Chelsea, speak a little French to me
Chelsea, please say some French words to me.

Heard you spent two whole semesters drinking wine
I heard that you spent two full semesters drinking wine.

While I was stuck in Jersey trying to save some money
During that time, I was dealing with financial struggles in New Jersey.

I guess I'm just another thing you left behind
I feel like you disregarded me as you moved on.

But you were young, you thought you didn't have to care about anyone
When you were younger, you felt as though you didn't owe anyone care or concern.

But you're older now and wish that you could
Now, you are older and regret not being more compassionate.

It's funny you should ask
It's interesting that you inquire about this.

Cause I don't remember
I do not recollect.

I coulda been a contender
I had the potential to succeed or excel.

No I will not surrender
I refuse to give up or submit.