Caledonia
The Gourds Lyrics


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A little song

A little dance

A little seltzer down yer pants

Lump o gold the size of yer head
A little bramble in yer bed

Happy day in a boat

Trade a heffer for a goat

Caledonia where the hell you been

Dear friend rub my back

'tis no cadence that I lack

Rise in humor and or laughter

May a basoon full of camphor

Blow yer britches down today

Blow yer britches down today

Caledonia where the hell you been

Step lively with caprice

Through the heavy chested spread

May the purple painted theif

Dance on the harpsichord instead

Let mine eye state it bluntly

No such stuff was in my thoughts





Caledonia where the hell you been

Overall Meaning

The song "Caledonia" by The Gourds is a whimsical and playful tune that is difficult to pin down in terms of meaning. The lyrics themselves are a mishmash of silly, nonsense phrases and almost poetic expressions. The opening lines of "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down yer pants" is a nod to the Vaudeville era of comedy, where such physical comedy was common. The line "Lump o gold the size of yer head" is a play on the phrase "pot of gold at the end of the rainbow", twisting it into a ridiculous image.


Moving into the chorus of "Caledonia where the hell you been", the song takes on a bit of a wistful tone. It's unclear who or what "Caledonia" represents, but the repeated plea for their return implies a sense of loss or absence. The subsequent lines of "Dear friend rub my back, 'tis no cadence that I lack; Rise in humor and or laughter, may a bassoon full of camphor blow yer britches down today" are again a mix of silliness and more poetic language. The request for a friend to "rub my back" is a comforting image, but it's contrasted with the absurdity of a bassoon full of camphor "blowing yer britches down today".


The final lines of "Step lively with caprice, through the heavy chested spread; May the purple painted thief dance on the harpsichord instead; Let mine eye state it bluntly, no such stuff was in my thoughts; Caledonia where the hell you been" continue the nonsensical trend of the rest of the song. It's unclear what the "heavy chested spread" or the "purple painted thief" represent, but the image of the thief dancing on the harpsichord is certainly amusing. The final plea of "Caledonia where the hell you been" takes on a bit of a mournful tinge, as if the singer is truly missing someone or something.


Line by Line Meaning

A little song
Let's start singing a fun little song


A little dance
Let's also add some dancing to this little performance


A little seltzer down yer pants
Let's not take things too seriously and have some silly fun like spraying seltzer water down your pants


Lump o gold the size of yer head
Wouldn't it be great to find a huge lump of gold like the size of your head?


A little bramble in yer bed
Even if there are thorny brambles in your bed, we can still be happy and make the best of it


Happy day in a boat
Let's enjoy a happy day out on a boat


Trade a heffer for a goat
Let's make some good deals and trade a cow for a goat


Caledonia where the hell you been
Where have you been, Caledonia? We've missed you


Dear friend rub my back
Let's be good friends and give each other back rubs


'tis no cadence that I lack
I don't lack rhythm or musical timing in my singing


Rise in humor and or laughter
Let's lift our spirits and make each other laugh


May a basoon full of camphor
I hope a pleasant smell like camphor fills the air like a basoon playing


Blow yer britches down today
Let's have a hilarious time and be so amused that we end up blowing our pants off


Blow yer britches down today
Let's continue having a fun time and be so amused that we end up blowing our pants off


Caledonia where the hell you been
Seriously though, Caledonia, where have you been?


Step lively with caprice
Let's take lively steps full of spontaneity and whimsy


Through the heavy chested spread
Enjoy the thick and abundant growth all around us


May the purple painted theif
May a mischievous thief painted with purple colors dance on the harpsichord instead of causing harm


Dance on the harpsichord instead
Let's replace destruction with harmless fun like dancing on a musical instrument


Let mine eye state it bluntly
I'll be honest and straightforward with what I have to say


No such stuff was in my thoughts
I wasn't thinking any bad or harmful thoughts


Caledonia where the hell you been
Seriously, Caledonia, where have you been all this time?




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