The Hextalls formed in 1998, and have played extensively all over Canada wi… Read Full Bio ↴The Hextalls formed in 1998, and have played extensively all over Canada with bands like Dillinger Four, DOA, Guttermouth, Chixdiggit, SNFU, Groovie Ghoulies, Riff Randals. In 2003, they moved apart while the members pursued other things, like American girlfriends, school, and other projects. In 2007, they got back together, geographically and musically, resulting in new material, some touring, and now their latest release “Get Smashed”.

Texas
The Hextalls Lyrics

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If you're gonna play in Texas
You've gotta have a fiddle in the band
The lead guitar is hot
For a Louisiana man

So grease up them titties
And slap'em in my face
I'm getting a boner all the way

Suck my dickhole

Line by Line Meaning

If you're gonna play in Texas
If you plan on performing in Texas

You've gotta have a fiddle in the band
Having a fiddle as part of your musical ensemble is necessary for Texan audiences

The lead guitar is hot
The lead guitar playing is impressive

For a Louisiana man
Especially for someone from Louisiana

So grease up them titties
Lubricate those breasts

And slap'em in my face
Then slap them on my face

I'm getting a boner all the way
This is sexually arousing for me

Suck my dickhole
An explicit and offensive request for oral sex

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