12 Days of Christmas
The Humorist Lyrics

On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me A totally insufficient dowry
My significant other didn't bring enough money to the marriage.

On the second day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other's parents are interfering with our relationship, and we still don't have enough money.

On the third day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other bought me three meals of butter chicken, but it doesn't make up for the lack of money or the in-laws' interference.

On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Four Hari Krishnas... (Is that Indian?) Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me four mysterious people (possibly from India), but that doesn't fix any of our problems.

On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Five Indian games... (I want to be the cowboy) Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me five games from India, but I don't understand them, and I'd rather be playing Western-style games instead.

On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me six unemployed IT graduates who don't have any money to contribute, and we still don't have enough to make ends meet.

On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me seven minimum wage workers who don't make enough to help us financially.

On the eighth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me eight Bollywood movies to watch, but they don't help us pay the bills or deal with the interference from their parents.

On the ninth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Nine telemarketers... (Good Evenin. This is Kaalin jones. Are you wanting greater kaalrits) Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me nine annoying telemarketers who won't leave me alone, instead of something useful like money.

On the tenth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Ten-minute yoga... (Think the lotus, feel the lotus, drive the lotus) Nine telemarketers Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me ten minutes of yoga, which is not helpful when it comes to paying the bills and dealing with our problems.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, My true love gave to me Eleven syllable names... (PEESARAVANMUTHUDBLEEKVAAS) Ten-minute yoga Nine telemarketers Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five Indian games Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me eleven difficult-to-pronounce names, which is useless when it comes to solving our ongoing problems.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me... Twelve cricket ball tamperers... (I was simply correcting the stitching) Eleven syllable names Ten-minute yoga Nine telemarketers Eight Bollywood films Seven-11 workers Six IT graduates Five minutes of fame Four Hari Krishnas Three butter chickens Two nosy in-laws And a totally insufficient dowry
My significant other gave me twelve people who cheat at cricket, which doesn't help us at all. We still don't have enough money, and we're still dealing with my interfering in-laws.