The Eton Rifles
The Jam Lyrics


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Sup up your beer and collect your fags
There's a row going on down near Slough
Get out your mat and pray to the west
I'll get out mine and pray for myself
Thought you were smart when you took them on
But you didn't take a peep in their artillery room
All that rugby puts hairs on your chest
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?

Hello-hooray, what a nice day, for the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello-hooray, I hope rain stops play, with the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles

Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse
Tore down the House Of Commons in your brand new shoes
Compose a revolutionary symphony
Then went to bed with a charming young thing

Hello-hooray, cheers then mate, its the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello-hooray, an extremist scrape, with the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles

What a catalyst you turned out to be
Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea
Left me standing, like a guilty schoolboy

What a catalyst you turned out to be
Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea
Left me standing, like a naughty schoolboy

We come out of it naturally the worst
Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt
We were no match for their untamed wit
Though some of the lads said they'll be back next week

Hello-hooray, there's a price to pay, to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello-hooray, I'd prefer the plague, to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles

Hello-hooray, there's a price to pay, to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello-hooray, I'd prefer the plague, to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles

Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles





Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles

Overall Meaning

"The Eton Rifles" is a song by British band The Jam, released in 1979. The song is often interpreted as a commentary on social class and the divide between the working class and the upper class. The lyrics describe a conflict between a group of working-class young men and a group of upper-class young men who are members of the Eton College Officers' Training Corps.


The song opens with the line "Sup up your beer and collect your fags," which is a reference to the working-class culture of drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. The line also sets the tone for the rest of the song, which is a battle cry of sorts for the working-class against the upper class.


The lines "Thought you were smart when you took them on, but you didn't take a peep in their artillery room" suggest that the upper-class young men have access to more resources and weaponry than the working-class group. The line "All that rugby puts hairs on your chest, what chance have you got against a tie and a crest?" is a further commentary on the physical and social advantages of the upper class.


The chorus of the song, which repeats the lines "Hello-hooray, what a nice day, for the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles / Hello-hooray, I hope rain stops play, with the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles" is ironic in its tone. It suggests that the working-class group is being defeated and pushed down by the upper class.


Line by Line Meaning

Sup up your beer and collect your fags
Finish your drink and grab your cigarettes


There's a row going on down near Slough
There's a fight happening close to Slough


Get out your mat and pray to the west
Take out your yoga mat and face the west


I'll get out mine and pray for myself
I'll pray for myself on my own mat


Thought you were smart when you took them on
You thought you were clever by opposing them


But you didn't take a peep in their artillery room
But you didn't look in their weapons storage


All that rugby puts hairs on your chest
Playing rugby toughens you up


What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
What chance do you have against someone with a tie and a crest (signs of upper class status)?


Hello-hooray, what a nice day, for the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello, hooray, it's a great day for the Eton Rifles


Hello-hooray, I hope rain stops play, with the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello, hooray, I hope it rains and the Eton Rifles' game is cancelled


Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse
You thought you were smart when you started a revolution


Tore down the House Of Commons in your brand new shoes
You destroyed the House of Commons in your new shoes


Compose a revolutionary symphony
Write a revolutionary song


Then went to bed with a charming young thing
Then went to bed with an attractive person


Hello-hooray, cheers then mate, its the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello, hooray, cheers, it's the Eton Rifles


Hello-hooray, an extremist scrape, with the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello, hooray, a confrontational situation with the Eton Rifles


What a catalyst you turned out to be
You turned out to be a significant influence


Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea
You armed yourself and then went home for a cup of tea


Left me standing, like a guilty schoolboy
You left me standing there feeling guilty and foolish


We come out of it naturally the worst
We naturally came out of the situation worse off


Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt
We were beaten and I was injured and vomiting


We were no match for their untamed wit
We weren't capable of competing with their cleverness


Though some of the lads said they'll be back next week
Although some of the guys said they'll return next week


Hello-hooray, there's a price to pay, to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello, hooray, there are consequences for opposing the Eton Rifles


Hello-hooray, I'd prefer the plague, to the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Hello, hooray, I'd rather have the plague than deal with the Eton Rifles


Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Repeating the name of the group




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Paul John Weller

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