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The Jordans Lyrics

Stoner Jordan is like the worst artist
Stoner Jordan's skills are terrible

I have ever heard
His music is the most unpleasant to listen to

You ain't shit Stoner
Stoner Jordan is nothing special

My grandma can out smoke you
Even his grandmother can handle smoking better than him

Bro, Stoner Jordan
Addressing Stoner Jordan

Who even the fuck are you
Questioning Stoner Jordan's identity and worth

Just a piece of shit man
He is worthless

Stoner what
Asking who Stoner Jordan is again

Stoner who
Reiterating the question of Stoner Jordan's identity

Never heard of him
He is not significant enough to have been heard of

They want to see you fail
Other people want Stoner Jordan to fail

They want to see you give up
Those people want him to quit trying altogether

Everybody your friend when you winning
People are only supportive when you are succeeding

But when you losing they split up
When you are struggling, people turn their backs

It is what it is
Accepting reality as it stands

The story been written
The past has already happened

I came a long way
I have come a great distance

Now my name long distance
My name is known over a long distance

I deserve what I'm getting
He has earned what he is receiving

Cause I stay consistent
Because he has been reliable and dedicated

I put in the work
He has put in effort and time

I wear the shirt
He takes pride in being a part of his business

I am the business
He is the backbone of the business

Like I caught a hot one
Like he hit the jackpot

Got everybody watching
He has everyone's attention now

Everybody rocking
Everyone supports him now

Cause I'm fucking awesome
He thinks he is amazing

Haters can't see me
His critics can't bring him down

Like we was hotboxing
As if he was smoking weed in a small enclosed space

And I'll be smoking ganja
He will continue to smoke marijuana

Till my bones turn to fossils
He will never stop smoking marijuana

I just landed in Roswell
He has arrived in Roswell

Sauce on my nogging
He has sauce on his head

And the TSA love my THC diamonds
He is carrying marijuana with him and is not worried about TSA finding it

From the top to the bottom
He is doing well in every aspect of his life

I got to get y'all locked in
He wants to keep people interested in him

@stonerjordan423
He is promoting his social media account

Give me a follow
He wants people to follow him

Ey, and I got to shout out Michael
He is giving a shoutout to Michael

Down in Tucson, he helped so much
Michael was a great help to him in Tucson

I put that on the Bible
He means this truthfully

He put bread in my pocket
Michael helped him financially

Nuff said, much love brody
He appreciates Michael and expresses his gratitude

I appreciate you OG
He respects Michael as an OG (original gangster)

Till the death I owe you homie
He will be in debt to Michael for life

But yo, times have changed
Things have changed

And shit feeling different
He feels different

I'm on another level now
He has moved on to a higher level

Me and my people getting it
He and his crew are successful

Celebrating the elevating
They are celebrating their success

Man this shit been wonderful
He is happy about his success

My team believe in me
His team has faith in him

And they know one day soon
They are confident that his success will continue

That I'm uh blow
He is going to become even more successful

Now I'm moving through country
He is traveling all over the country

Like I'm bringing you the mail
He is moving around quickly

You won't see me post bail
He won't be arrested

I ain't going back to jail
He is determined not to go to jail again

Put your hands Southwest
He wants people to put their hands up in the southwest direction

That means put em in the air
He is clarifying that he means for people to put their hands up

Say hell ya with yuh chest
He wants people to shout 'hell ya' with their chests out

Now it's time to invest
It's time to put money into something

Look at me now, I'm getting paid
He is making money now

Your bitch slob on my knob
He is bragging about his sexual prowess with someone's girlfriend

Got me feeling, like Juicy J
He feels like Juicy J, a successful rapper

Real freak bitches
He likes wild and promiscuous women

Shake ya moneymakers
He wants women to show off their bodies

Fuck a hater
He doesn't care about his critics

Go and getchya OF up
He is promoting something called 'OF'

Twerk that monkey
He wants women to dance provocatively

Getchya paper
He wants people to make money

Don't feel ashamed
He doesn't want people to feel embarrassed

That's the, way of the game
It's just how things work in life

If you ain't loud about your shit
If you aren't vocal about your successes

Nobody remember your name
No one will remember who you are

Red and black with the drip lid for a reason
He is dressed in red and black for a purpose

First impression is the most important
How someone initially perceives you is crucial

It ain't no secret
It's not a secret

Once you meet me, you won't forget me
He thinks people will remember him after meeting him

Dressed in more red than sphagetti
He is wearing a lot of red

With a bunny like Kelly
He has a companion who looks like Kelly Bundy (a character from a TV show)

Bundy, mmmm, yummy, nummy
He finds his companion attractive

Christina, Applegate, get in my tummy
He is referencing Christina Applegate (the actress who played Kelly Bundy)