Tylenol
The Lacs Lyrics

Cause it's a, a long fall when you're six foot tall.
Being tall doesn't mean you can handle your alcohol well.

They said I had a ball but don't remember it all.
Blackout drunk, lost memories of what happened during the night.

Keep bangin my head up against the wall, wishin that I had a king sized Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol.
Headache from drinking too much, wishful thinking for a pain reliever.

Too much alcohol, I need a king sized Tylenol.
Repetition of the previous line, emphasizing the need for a pain reliever.

Budd it up, hammer down, once again passed out.
Drinking excessively, leading to passing out.

I told myself it wouldn't happen again.
Regretting past behavior and making promises to not repeat it.

Just a few cold lights and I'm through for the night, but I go to drinkin whiskey and gin.
Intending to just have a few beers, but ending up consuming stronger alcohol.

Shortly after that I go to losin my memories.
Blackout drunk, unable to remember events.

The ladies say that I can get extremely friendly.
Flirting and overly friendly behavior towards women while drunk.

The problem is that I don't know my limit at all and there's usually nothing there to help me cushion my fall.
Inability to control alcohol intake, lack of support to prevent negative consequences.

It goes bang, bang beating my head cause it hurts.
Pounding headache as a result of heavy drinking.

I need a bed and I don't even wanna hear the word work.
Feeling exhausted and incapable of functioning normally.

Shut the curtains, cut the lights, and hit me up tomorrow night.
Desire to hide from the world and recover in darkness.

Leanin on and let it be the hangover recipe.
Acceptance of the consequences of excessive drinking.

The sunshine woke me up, I fell asleep in my truck.
Waking up after sleeping in an unexpected place due to drunkenness.

I guess I had a heavy foot, I must have blowed the motor up.
Driving while drunk, leading to car problems.

The Jager smell is all around, open the door, into the ground.
Strong evidence of drinking Jagermeister, feeling sick and wanting to vomit.

My stomach's makin awful sounds, my ole head's spinnin round.
Nausea and dizziness as a result of excessive drinking.

Now doctor, doctor tell me what I did wrong.
Regretting past behavior and seeking medical help.

Man, I only tried to sing every Merle Haggard song.
Being drunk and attempting to sing along to music, without much success.

I looked at him, he looked at me, I filled my cup a time or three.
Drinking excessively while socializing with others who are also drinking.

Havin fun with Jimmy Bean and then I lost my memory.
Having fun with friends while drinking, but unable to remember much of what happened.

I lost my knife, don't you know, I bought it down in Mexico.
Losing personal belongings while traveling and drinking.

I won't forget that crazy trip from three spring breaks ago.
Remembering past trips and adventures, but not much else due to excessive drinking.

To nights we won't remember and to friends we won't forget.
Shared experiences with friends and memories of drunken nights together.

I need some Tylenol quick so I can do it all again.
Despite the consequences, the desire to drink excessively and repeat past behavior.