Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
The Locust Lyrics


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Split the genes with a walking asshole.
Producing some of that high grade Formica.
Yea. No. Maybe. So.
When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six.
Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off.




Overall Meaning

Interpreting The Locust's song Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe is not an easy task, as the lyrics are quite cryptic and abstract. The first line of the song, "split the genes with a walking asshole," could be interpreted as a reference to genetic engineering, where genes are split and recombined to create new organisms. The line "producing some of that high grade Formica" could be a metaphor for creating something strong and durable, like Formica countertops.


The following lines, "yea. no. maybe. so. When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six," are difficult to interpret, but could suggest confusion or uncertainty about something. The final line of the song, "never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off," is a humorous and absurd way of saying that one should be cautious and careful in their actions.


Overall, it's clear that the lyrics of this song are not meant to be taken literally, but rather as a commentary on society, technology, and human behavior. The song seems to be poking fun at our tendency to go to extreme measures or do strange things in order to achieve some perceived benefit or pleasure.


Line by Line Meaning

Split the genes with a walking asshole.
The process of genetic modification is being done recklessly and inhumanely.


Producing some of that high grade Formica.
Creating something of low quality and unnatural composition.


Yea. No. Maybe. So.
Uncertainty and confusion in decision-making.


When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six.
A sense of disorientation and loss of direction.


Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off.
Be cautious and avoid taking unnecessary risks that may result in harm or injury.




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omg this brings back memories from HS days.

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