Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
The Locust Lyrics


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dad, sister is on fire. shut up and get the marshmallows. dad, i don't like little brother. shut up and eat what i give you. let's go. this damn dollar has got to get me two. dad i'm tired of running in circles. shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor.




Overall Meaning

The Locust's song "Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle" is a chaotic and surreal commentary on dysfunctional family dynamics. The lyrics depict a scene where the dad nonchalantly responds to his daughter being on fire by telling her to get marshmallows, demonstrating a disregard for her safety and well-being. Similarly, when the son expresses his dislike for his younger brother, the dad dismisses him and tells him to eat what he is given.


As the song progresses, it becomes clear that the family is in some sort of dire situation, as they are running in circles and trying to make a dollar stretch. The dad's response to his child's exhaustion is to threaten to nail their foot to the floor, highlighting a cycle of abuse and neglect. The lyrics are intentionally disjointed and absurd, making it difficult to discern the exact circumstances of the family's situation, but the overall message is one of dark humor and social commentary.


One interesting fact about the song is that it was released on The Locust's 2003 album "Plague Soundscapes," which was produced by Alex Newport, who also worked with bands like At the Drive-In and The Mars Volta. The song has also been covered by other bands, including Cattle Decapitation and Graf Orlock.


Line by Line Meaning

dad, sister is on fire. shut up and get the marshmallows.
I have a problem, but instead of solving it, let's just make it worse and turn it into a joke.


dad, i don't like little brother. shut up and eat what i give you.
My feelings and preferences don't matter because I am of lesser power and authority in this household.


let's go. this damn dollar has got to get me two.
I have a mindset of greed and entitlement, valuing material possessions over relationships or experiences.


dad i'm tired of running in circles. shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor.
I am frustrated with the lack of progress and change in my life, but instead of seeking real solutions, I would rather resort to violence and abuse towards those who are in a position of authority over me.




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Comments from YouTube:

amputechture-

@RecklessYouth333 hey dude ! That was basicly the same way i got into the locust, its really nice to hear that someone epriciates the locust as much as i does, or good punk rock in general.

makeithurtful

that intro has always creeeeeeeeped me the fuck out like nothing else.

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