Dream Girl
The Lonely Island feat. Norah Jones Lyrics

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
Love comes in various forms and can be amusing and confusing at the same time.

I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her
Based on the singer's perception, there is a girl out there that is perfect for him, and he has seen her in his dreams.

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love
The singer sees this girl from his dreams as a fantasy, his one and only love.

Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley Love how not one, but both eyes are lazy
The artist is fascinated by this girl that he saw in his dream, dressed in paisley, and he finds it attractive that she has a lazy eye.

When I first saw you, you were drivin' the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
This is a description of the dream girl, who had thick skin, a strong nose, and was driving a bus when the artist first saw her in his dream.

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
The singer still finds the dream girl attractive even though she has crumby lips, skin like asphalt, and a runny nose, according to his description.

Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
Although the dream girl does not have a waist and has thick thighs, the singer accepts her as she is and sees her as his baby girl.

Yo, you're a vision in sweats with the neon pouch Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth Rainbow poncho, the female tonto Hear a loud noise, start b-buckin' like a bronco
The artist describes the dream girl as a vivid vision in sweats with a neon pouch, half-eaten squirrel in her mouth, wearing a rainbow poncho like a female tonto, and gets scared and nervous easily.

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty Straight drippin' in turquoise my Santa Fe queen One short leg, you got the Santa Fe lean
The dream girl likes to have her cellphone ringtone set to 'Sex and the City,' and the artist describes her as his 'Santa Fe queen' who drips in turquoise and has one short leg with a particular walking style.

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public, yo I can't help but peek You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig
The artist finds it amusing when the dream girl screams in her sleep and can't resist peeking when she lifts her skirt in public. He also compares her to Cleopatra, except she has pig-like eyes, and he likes to watch her dig in the backyard.

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck? Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpees like a trash can Your smiles all stainy and you're not too brainy and I like that!
The singer questions how the dream girl got mouse traps glued to her neck and how she got screwed onto a deck, but still finds her attractive. Additionally, he admires how she drinks slurpees like a trash can and finds her stainy smile endearing.

Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend I like that! Yellin' at the walls and make pretend I like that! Tellin' you to stop it then you don't You said you gonna stab me in my sleep But you won't!
The artist likes how the dream girl talks to her shoes and yells at the walls like they are her friends. Additionally, he likes how she pretends and won't stop when told to. Furthermore, he believes she is not capable of actually stabbing him in his sleep.

Last week, thought I saw you on the street, turns out it was a bag of trash Just a big ol' bag of trash I thought you looked like a bag of trash
The singer recounts a time when he thought he saw the dream girl on the street but realized it was just a bag of trash that looked like her.

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of chex mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
The singer describes how the dream girl makes him excited when she walks into the room and exaggerates it by comparing it to a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon. He also finds her sexy and spicy like a bowl of chex mix and feels safe when he is in her presence.

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British Never take ya chex mix cuz you always get skittish Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but chex mix
The singer jokes about the dream girl's appearance, saying that her teeth are so clean that he thought she was British. Additionally, she always gets skittish when offered chex mix, and she can open clams with both feet because she is ambidextrous. The singer concludes that the dream girl only eats chex mix.

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box Your family will all say CHEX MIX ROCKS!
The artist shares a commercial skit about chex mix and advertises it as the number one food snack in the land. He emphasizes that it has a cereal taste that people can eat with their hands and encourages people to buy it at their local grocery store. He also implies that the whole family will love it and say chex mix rocks.

Chex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only one I'll ever eat or buy Chex Mix you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
The artist declares his love for chex mix, saying it's the only snack he'll ever eat or buy. He also emphasizes that it's delicious and has 60% less fat than potato chips.