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The Madd Rapper ( Lyrics

I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy
I am insane and dangerous with this weapon. My craziness is even making my use of it seem crazy.

With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy!
I have become crazed and erratic because of this sharp tool. My behavior is unstable and unpredictable.

(ok I'm unloaded!) GO BEAT JAY Z!
I am done venting my violent thoughts. Now I challenge Jay Z to a musical battle.

(tell them I'm the ghostwrite form) ON DRE"S BEAT!
Let it be known that I am the anonymous writer behind a successful artist's music. I want to work with Dr. Dre.

Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
I impulsively ran into the women's bathroom wearing nothing but a blanket.

At the banquet and started to spank it
I masturbated in the middle of a banquet, showing a total lack of self-control.

Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
I invaded a bank with an armored vehicle, but only fired a blank round for show.

At the clerk & handcuffed her ankles at the Safe and thanked her, but I didn't take nothin
I restrained and humiliated a bank employee, but did not actually steal anything from the vault.

Every bullet came from the same gun Just from different angles, 'cause I was pickin strange places to aim from
I used one weapon to shoot, but aimed from various odd positions to make the shots unpredictable.

(MR: man, I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the window shady) pay me
I dared Slim Shady to be reckless and jump out of a window. He lost the bet and owes me money.

Psych, no way fucked up in the head
Just kidding, there's no way I'm sane in the head.

Shot my girl and my sister 'cause I cought 'um in bed
I murdered my girlfriend and my own sister because I found them in bed together.

I'm a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
I am a dangerous and unstable person who might shoot a federal agent.

Or I just might start a fist fight instead
Or I may choose to engage in a physical fight with someone instead of using a weapon.

See as far as the dough go I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local saloco
When it comes to making money, I will do anything, even work at a gas station and act crazy.

Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa Jump turn signs, then run from po po
I am high on a combination of marijuana and chocolate. I recklessly ignore traffic signs and run from the police.

Yo yo, I wish id been aborted
I regret being born and wish my mother had aborted me.

My pockets got a shortage Everything I want to floss I can't afford it
I have a lack of money and cannot afford the things I want to show off.

I'm tryin to sell a ? my pops tryin to snort it My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported
I am desperate for money so I am selling an unknown substance, and my father has a drug problem. My daughter's babysitter is also facing deportation.

I'm mad 'cause I still stand in line for clubs Mad 'cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (GOD DAMNIT SPIKE!) Feelin kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
I am angry that I have to wait in line at clubs and that my dog makes a mess in the house. I am reaching my breaking point and might lose control.

Slim shady gave me shroomz and I might trip out, like... Fuck that slim keep that for yourself You a crazy white dude and you need some help
Slim Shady gave me psychedelic mushrooms and I might have a bad trip. I refuse the offer and tell him that he's already crazy and needs help.

I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone
I have a wonderful family and home, but something is driving me to contemplate suicide with a phone in the bathtub.

I'm straight viscious I hit you with plates & dishes Leave you 8 stitches, what I'm gay 'cause I hate bitches?
I am extremely aggressive and will even use household items as weapons. I question whether hating women makes me homosexual.

Slut, don't be nice to me, I've had it with girls And id still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me
I am fed up with women and their behavior towards me. Even if the entire world apologized to me, I would still hold onto my anger and hate.

You're hearin the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin brains out Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
You are hearing the final thoughts of a man who is going to commit suicide by shooting himself. His wife will find him dead on the couch.

Spread out on a blood stained couch In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
He will be lying dead on a couch covered in blood, in the same house where he killed his own children.

I'm sicker than Boy George picturin Michael Jackson In a little boys drawer shoppin at toy stores
I am so twisted and perverse that I can imagine Boy George fantasizing about Michael Jackson in a child's bedroom, while picking out toys at a store.

Shady said it shady mean it I stayed admitted, ill throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you I just dropped a fuckin pill mom, don't vaccuum!
Slim Shady stands by his words and actions. He admits that he would even throw a stroller with a baby in it at someone, and warns his mom not to clean up his drug paraphernalia.

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild ho's a bust slugs, we crazy Madd rapper is crazy, slim shady is CRAZY!
We don't care that life is difficult, we are crazy and reckless. We go to clubs and use drugs, have casual sex, and are willing to use guns. Both the Madd Rapper and Slim Shady are insane.