House of fun
The Madness Lyrics

Good morning miss
The singer greets the shopkeeper

Can I help you son?
The shopkeeper asks if the singer needs assistance

Sixteen today
The singer is celebrating his sixteenth birthday

And up for fun
The artist is in the mood for fun and adventure

I'm a big boy now
The artist feels grown up and mature

Or so they say
The singer is uncertain if he is truly an adult

So if you'll serve
The singer asks if he can make a purchase

I'll be on my way
The artist plans to leave after completing his purchase

Box of balloons
The artist wants to buy a box of balloons

With the feather-light touch
The balloons must be very light and easy to handle

Pack of party-poppers
The singer also wants to buy some party poppers

That pop in the night
The party poppers make a loud popping sound when activated

A toothbrush and hairspray
The singer wants to buy some personal hygiene items

Plastic grin
The singer has a fake smile on his face

Miss Clay on all corners
Miss Clay is watching the singer closely from all angles

Has just walked in
Miss Clay has just entered the shop

Welcome to the house of fun
The artist imagines himself in a fun and exciting place

Now I've come of age
The singer feels that he has grown up and is ready for adventure

Welcome to the lion's den
The singer is entering a dangerous or exciting situation

Temptation's on his way
The artist is likely to face temptation or temptation is present

N-n-n-no no miss
The artist expresses surprise or displeasure

You misunderstood
The artist believes that the shopkeeper has misunderstood his intentions

Sixteen big boy
The singer emphasizes that he has reached the age of sixteen

Full pint in my manhood
The artist feels that he has become a man and is ready to take on adult responsibilities

I'm up to date
The singer feels that he is knowledgeable and informed

And the date's today
The singer emphasizes that it is his sixteenth birthday today

But we don't stock
The shopkeeper informs the singer that they do not have what he is looking for

Party gimmicks
The shopkeeper refers to the items the artist wants as gimmicks

In this shop
The shopkeeper explains that their shop does not sell party supplies

Try the House of Fun
The shopkeeper suggests that the singer try a different store

It's quicker if you run
The shopkeeper emphasizes that time is of the essence and the singer should hurry

This is a chemist
The shopkeeper clarifies that their shop sells medical supplies, not party supplies

Party hats
The artist sees a pack of party hats and considers buying them

Simple enough clear
The artist believes that the concept of party hats is straightforward and easy to understand

Comprehend savvy understand
The singer confirms that he understands what party hats are

Do you hear?
The artist asks if the shopkeeper is listening

With the colored tips
The party hats have colorful tips that make them more visually appealing

Too late!
The singer realizes that he has run out of time

Gorgon's heard gossip
The singer hears a rumor or hearsay about someone called Gorgon

Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
The artist greets Joe and Miss Clay, who have entered the shop

Many happy returns from the day
The artist wishes Joe and Miss Clay a happy birthday or a pleasant day