Eunuch Provocateur
The Mars Volta Lyrics


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The Al Sirat hides behind
A wardrobe of eunuchs
Seconds collide
Till the Padisha scandal
The cauldrons have eyes
By way of racket and vice
A brothel's bedpan
Filled with demi - monde lice
Dethroned by the comatorium
De - loused in the comatorium

The Al Sirat hides behind
A wardrobe of eunuchs
Seconds collide
Till the padisha scandal
Tribunals installed
Now that the Provoste
Has been de - frocked
The labefaction is venal
My how these tricks turn themselves
In the wake of the inquisition
Limbless answers inoculated
I've caught Mono bobbing for barbed wire
These nasty sores of Ataxia




Will feel the sting
Of the opiate copulation

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of The Mars Volta’s Eunuch Provocateur paint a vivid picture of a mysterious setting filled with intrigue and scandal. The song speaks of the Al Sirat, a bridge that separates heaven and hell in Islamic mythology. The Al Sirat is depicted as hiding behind a wardrobe of eunuchs, adding to the eerie and otherworldly tone of the song. The lyrics describe a scandal involving a Padisha, which adds to the sense of political conspiracies and power struggles that are evoked. The imagery of brothel bedpan filled with lice adds to the atmosphere of degradation and decay.


The lyrics seem to hint at a great upheaval and change that is taking place, as tribunals are being installed and the Provoste has been de-frocked. The labefaction, or downfall, is venal, indicating that corruption and greed are at the heart of these events. The inquisition is mentioned, further emphasizing the idea of a time of upheaval and change.


The lyrics also showcase the unique language style of The Mars Volta, with lyrics filled with obscure references to history, mythology, and medicine. These references add to the surrealistic tone of the song and create a sense of a world that is both familiar and unfamiliar. The lyrics of Eunuch Provocateur are a prime example of the band’s ability to transport listeners to a completely different dimension with their music.


Line by Line Meaning

The Al Sirat hides behind
The corrupted ways of the world go unnoticed and hide behind the veil of righteousness.


A wardrobe of eunuchs
Corrupt leaders who have been castrated into submission and obedience to the higher authority.


Seconds collide
Time moves too quickly, and events are happening faster than we can keep up with.


Till the Padisha scandal
Until the day comes when the corrupt ruler's secrets are revealed.


The cauldrons have eyes
The harsh reality of war and violence is always present and watching us.


By way of racket and vice
Through the use of illegal and corrupt means of power and control.


A brothel's bedpan
The dirty and unsanitary way in which we dispose of our waste and sins.


Filled with demi-monde lice
Infested with the lowest members of society and their vices.


Dethroned by the comatorium, De-loused in the comatorium
Having been stripped of their power and brought down to the level of the common man.


Tribunals installed, Now that the Provoste
The corrupt leader is now being held accountable for their actions, facing justice in front of a court.


Has been de-frocked, The labefaction is venal
The corrupt leader has been exposed for their sins, and their downfall is due to their own immoral actions.


My how these tricks turn themselves, In the wake of the inquisition
The cunning and corrupt methods used to maintain power are now turning against the leaders themselves, as their secrets are exposed during the inquiry.


Limbless answers inoculated, I've caught Mono bobbing for barbed wire
The useless information and defense mechanisms of these corrupt leaders are being exposed, and their attempts to justify their actions are as painful and fruitless as trying to bite barbed wire.


These nasty sores of Ataxia, Will feel the sting
The corrupt leaders who have caused chaos and disorder will finally face the consequences of their actions and suffer the pain of their punishment.


Of the opiate copulation
The temporary pleasure and escape from reality that these leaders indulged in will come at a cost and ultimately destroy them.




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: CEDRIC BIXLER, EVA GARDNER, OMAR RODRIGUEZ

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