Girls
The Moments & The Whatnauts Lyrics

Girls I like them fat, I like them tall
My preference for girls is diverse; I don't prioritize a specific body type.

Some skinny, some small
I also like girls who are slim and petite.

I got to get to know them all
I believe it's important to get familiar with many different types of girls.

Girls love the things they know
Girls feel comfortable and enjoy experiences they are familiar with.

Love the things they show
Girls like to demonstrate the things they're passionate about.

Have to be where they go
It's important for me to follow the girls I'm interested in where they go.

Pretty girls the sunshine in the air
Beautiful girls are like a ray of sunshine in the atmosphere.

The perfume that they wear
The scent that a girl wears is bewitching to me.

Girls are everywhere
Girls are abundant and present all around me.

I like to be on an island
An imaginary place where I want to be surrounded by girls.

With five or six of them fine ones
I want at least five or six beautiful girls on my island.

With one to be in good looking
One of them should be good-looking to me.

And one to do best cooking
Another girl should be the best cook among them.

Give me one with a lot of money
I want a girl who is wealthy.

Give me two with a lots of honey
I want two girls who are very sweet and affectionate.

Give me three to do freaky things
I want three girls who are open-minded and willing to try new things.

Give me four or five more that like to swing
I want four or five more girls who are into group sexual activities.

Superfine mighty fine
Girls who are attractive and impressive.

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Girls are sweet and appealing in every aspect.

I like to be a magician
If only I could magically have all the girls I want.

Then I could start wishing
I would then start asking for all the girls I want.

I'd take a magic wand and poof I'd have me fun
If I could have any girl I wanted with a magic wand, I'd have a lot of fun.

If the guys could see me they'd swear I was Houdini
If my male counterparts could see me with all these girls, they would be incredulous.

Before they'd count from 1, 2, 3
In no time, I would have an abundance of girls with me.

I'd have ten girls sitting next to me
The magic of Houdini would allow me to have ten girls sitting right next to me.