Bliss
The Monochrome Set Lyrics


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So you want to be my girlfriend
Wax my moustache in the morning
I'll curse you over breakfast
Where's my coffee; call this a boiled egg?
It's runny, or hard
Yes, it's hard

I never said it would be fun
I never said it would be...

You think I need a son and daughter
To fetch my slippers, clean the chimney
I'll whip Johnny every Sunday
I'll lock Mary in the cupboard
All night long, she'll cry
Oh, she'll cry

I never said it would be fun
I never said it would be...

So you want to grow old with me
Paint my hair black in the evening
We'll go cruising on a liner
I'll be oozing in the china
And coughing
As we go to Mexico





I never said it would be fun
I never said it would be...

Overall Meaning

The Monochrome Set's song Bliss is a darkly humorous commentary on the expectations and realities of romantic relationships. The first stanza features the singer being critical of their partner's domestic skills, while also demanding coffee and a properly cooked egg. The second stanza is even more disturbing, with the singer describing their desire to have obedient children, who will fetch their slippers and clean the chimney. They also express a willingness to physically discipline their son and imprison their daughter.


The final stanza brings up the topic of growing old together, but the singer's idea of romance involves painting their hair black, cruising on a liner, and coughing in a fancy restaurant in Mexico. Throughout the song, the singer repeats the refrain "I never said it would be fun" as if to warn their partner and the listener that they should know what they're getting into.


Overall, the lyrics of Bliss are a biting critique of traditional gender roles and the unrealistic expectations that can be put upon romantic partners. The song's dark humor and absurd imagery serve to highlight the absurdity and cruelty of these expectations.


Line by Line Meaning

So you want to be my girlfriend
The singer acknowledges the other person's desire to be in a romantic relationship with them.


Wax my moustache in the morning
The singer expects their partner to take care of their personal grooming needs.


I'll curse you over breakfast
The singer warns their partner that they may be unpleasant when they first wake up in the morning.


Where's my coffee; call this a boiled egg?
The artist voices their dissatisfaction with the quality of their breakfast.


It's runny, or hard
The artist continues to express dissatisfaction with the preparation of their breakfast.


Yes, it's hard
The singer confirms that their breakfast egg is indeed overcooked.


I never said it would be fun
The singer acknowledges that they never promised their partner a fun or enjoyable relationship.


You think I need a son and daughter
The artist questions their partner's assumptions about their desire for children.


To fetch my slippers, clean the chimney
The artist ridicules the traditional gender roles that their partner seems to expect.


I'll whip Johnny every Sunday
The artist makes a disturbing statement about their willingness to use physical violence against a child.


I'll lock Mary in the cupboard
The singer makes another disturbing statement about their willingness to harm a child.


All night long, she'll cry
The artist seems to take pleasure in the idea of a child suffering and crying.


Oh, she'll cry
The singer reinforces their twisted fantasy of a child being locked in a cupboard and crying all night.


So you want to grow old with me
The singer considers the prospect of a long-term relationship with their partner.


Paint my hair black in the evening
The singer expects their partner to help them maintain a youthful appearance.


We'll go cruising on a liner
The artist envisions a luxurious lifestyle with their partner.


I'll be oozing in the china
The artist seems to take pleasure in the idea of flaunting their wealth and status.


And coughing
The singer abruptly interrupts their own fantasy with a reminder that aging comes with health problems.


As we go to Mexico
The singer imagines a future vacation destination with their partner.


I never said it would be fun
The artist restates their earlier acknowledgement that they never promised their partner a fun or enjoyable relationship.




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