9 To 5
The Ordinary Boys vs. Lady Sovereign Lyrics

I wake up late every morning
I have a hard time waking up early in the morning.

Managers calling, I'm still yawning
Even though my managers are calling me, I am still tired and not ready to get up.

Get up wake up hair and makeup's, Waiting for you don't be stalling
It's important to get up and get ready because hair and makeup are waiting for me.

This performance is important, I don't think I can put my all in
Although this performance is important, I don't think I can give my best this time.

Hold on I was drunk last night, Now its all kicking in and I don't feel right
I drank too much last night and now I'm feeling the effects in the morning.

Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type, Now my phones on silent I'm being polite
I gave my number to someone I'm not interested in, now I'm ignoring their calls by keeping my phone on silent to avoid hurting their feelings.

Now private callers get no love from me, Just let me be?
I don't want to talk to private callers anymore, please leave me alone.

Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer, And there's no turning back I'm working a 9 to 5
My workdays are becoming longer, and I am now working a typical 9 to 5 job.

To keep my contract did I say 9 I meant 1:30, I ain't no early birdy I'm lazy that's all that I can say
I need to keep my contract, but I struggle to wake up early in the morning, so I end up coming into work later in the day.

So make sure you heard me, And deres no turning back I'm working a 9 to 5
I need to make sure you understand that I am now working a typical 9 to 5 job that I can't turn back from.

So you gotta do somthin' for channel you, Channel who sorry who I'm half way through a snooze
I need to do something for my TV channel, but I am still half asleep and don't remember which channel it is.

Oh! Channel you the ones that made me huge, Like Katie Prices boobs, Whoops I'm being rude
Oh, it's the channel that made me famous like Katie Price's breasts. Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

Where's my red bull and my sandwich, I need food
I need some food and energy to keep going, like my Red Bull and sandwich.

I can't handle this, I'm getting pissed like pampers throwing a tantrum, action
I'm getting frustrated and angry, like a baby throwing a tantrum.

No I'd actually id rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep, Lets not wake her up she actually looks quite sweet
I'd rather go back to sleep and dream because this person sleeping next to me looks peaceful.

So my label would change my image, I'm a pink lipstick chick called dipstick, This ain't on my wish list
My record label wants me to change my image to a girly, stereotypical image with the name 'Dipstick', which is not something I would choose.

Oh shit I'm in FHM posing in a bikini, Next to a Lamborghini, Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies
I am now posing for FHM in a bikini next to a car that I cannot afford, and I fear that my next step might be playing the theme tune for a kids' TV show.

I'm presenting see-beebies, Have you seen me?
I am now hosting a kids' TV show, CBeebies, have you seen me?

Never again, am I drinking lambrini, Its alright Sov it's a dream just wake up?
I regret drinking Lambrini and doing things I didn't want to do, like posing for FHM, so I hope this is just a nightmare and I need to wake up.

Won't wake up till 12:30, And I can't be bothered to say much ere, So ill say it again
I won't wake up until the afternoon, and I am too lazy to say much right now, so I'll just repeat myself.

I'm no early birdy, I'm lazy I'll say it again, To make sure ya heard me, I ain't no early birdy
I am not a morning person, I'm just lazy, and I need to repeat this to make sure that you understand that.