Hey Hey Bartender
The Osborne Brothers Lyrics


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Hey Joe!
Where'd ya find that pearly girlie
Where'd ya get that jolly dolly
How did ya rate that dish I wish was mine
Hey Joe!

She's got skin that's creamy dreamy
Eyes that look so lovey-dovey
Lips as red as cherry berry wine
Now listen Joe, I ain't no heel
But oh buddy let me tell you how I feel
She's a honey, she's a sugar pie
I'm warnin' you I'm gonna try to steal her from you
Hey Joe!
Though we've been the best of friends
This is where that friendship ends
I gotta have that dolly for my own.

(Hey Joe!)
(Hey Joe!)

Hey Joe!
Come on let's be buddy buddies
Show me you're my palsy-walsy
Introduce that pretty little chick to me
Hey Joe!

Quit that waitin', hesitatin'
Let me at 'er, what's the matter
You're as slow as any Joe can be
Now come on Joe let's make a deal
Let me dance with her to see if she is real
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
An' I tell ya face to face I mean to steal her from you
Hey Joe!

We'll be friends until the end
But this looks like the end my friend
I gotta have that dolly for my own




I've gotta have that dolly for my own
(Hey Joe, Hey Joe)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "Hey Hey Bartender" by The Osborne Brothers tell the story of two friends, Joe and the singer of the song, who both have their eyes on the same girl. The singer is expressing his admiration for the girl, describing her as a "pearly girlie" and a "jolly dolly." He is captivated by her beauty, with skin that's "creamy dreamy," lovey-dovey eyes, and lips as red as cherry berry wine.


The singer tells Joe that he is not a heel, but he cannot deny his desire to have the girl for himself. He warns Joe that he is going to try to steal her away, despite their friendship. The singer asks Joe to introduce the girl to him, urging him to quit waiting and hesitating. He believes Joe is slow in making a move and wants his chance with the girl.


Ultimately, the singer acknowledges that their friendship might come to an end because of their competing interests in the girl. He reiterates that he must have the girl for his own, emphasizing his determination. The song ends with the repeated plea to Joe, "Hey Joe, Hey Joe," underscoring his desire to take the girl away from him.


Overall, "Hey Hey Bartender" portrays a situation where friendship is tested by romantic interests and highlights the singer's ambition to pursue a girl, even if it means potentially ending a friendship.


Line by Line Meaning

Hey Joe!
Addressing Joe in a friendly manner


Where'd ya find that pearly girlie
Where did you find that attractive girl


Where'd ya get that jolly dolly
Where did you get that joyful girl


How did ya rate that dish I wish was mine
How did you manage to win over that girl I desire


She's got skin that's creamy dreamy
Her skin is smooth and beautiful


Eyes that look so lovey-dovey
Her eyes have a loving and affectionate expression


Lips as red as cherry berry wine
Her lips are brightly colored like red wine


Now listen Joe, I ain't no heel
Joe, pay attention, I am not a dishonest person


But oh buddy let me tell you how I feel
But my friend, I need to express my true feelings


She's a honey, she's a sugar pie
She is an attractive and sweet woman


I'm warnin' you I'm gonna try to steal her from you
I am warning you that I will attempt to take her away from you


Come on let's be buddy buddies
Let's be good friends


Show me you're my palsy-walsy
Demonstrate that you are my close friend


Introduce that pretty little chick to me
Introduce that beautiful young woman to me


Quit that waitin', hesitatin'
Stop waiting and hesitating


Let me at 'er, what's the matter
Allow me to approach her, what is the problem


You're as slow as any Joe can be
You are being slow and indecisive


Now come on Joe let's make a deal
Now Joe, let's make an agreement


Let me dance with her to see if she is real
Allow me to spend time with her to confirm if she is genuine


She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
She is the most adorable girl I have ever encountered


An' I tell ya face to face I mean to steal her from you
I am telling you directly that I plan to take her away from you


We'll be friends until the end
We will remain friends until the very end


But this looks like the end my friend
However, it seems like our friendship may come to an end


I gotta have that dolly for my own
I must possess that girl for myself


I've gotta have that dolly for my own
I must have that girl exclusively


(Hey Joe, Hey Joe)
Repeating the address to Joe




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Written by: Billy Roberts

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Comments from YouTube:

Greg Cantrell

I remember this album cover as a kid. My Daddy played this album a lot

PrintLux Berlin

Simply ingenious! Today's modern music, on the other hand, is just blaring and yowling!

Niall Bannon

excellent . thanks for posting

Further AM

badass.. goes perfect with south bound train with jim & jesse

James Harrington

I wish the person who put this album on would also put yesterday's gone on also, thanks in advance

skellywag rock

there was a live version on a tv show of this track. So much faster and better in every way. Now its deleted from youtube. This version just doesn't cut it.

Randy Bailey

anyone know who is playing the fiddler??

banana man

cool

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