Gary's Got a Boner
The Replacements Lyrics


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Hut,
Yeah, c'mon

C'mon little Gary, get your head on right
C'mon little Gary, get your head on straight
You're gonna get down
You're gonna finger to her
You're gonna fuck Madonna
You're gonna see her, ohhh

Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars
They never helped somebody so far
Grab a hold, gonna hold
You're gonna stick it to her
You're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner
'Cause Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner no, no, oh, oh, oh

You locked that door, lock up that window
Tell your sister just that opinion
My heartache find, find a way
You're gonna stick it to her
Yea, you're gonna stick it to her

Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a soft-on
Enough for no, no, no, no,
Let's go

'Cause Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner no, no, no, no, no, no
Gary's got a boner no, no, no,




Gary's got a boner no, no, no,
Gary's got it, he's got it

Overall Meaning

The Replacements' song "Gary's Got a Boner" is a playful and irreverent tune that seems to be about a teenage boy named Gary who is all worked up and excited about his sexual exploits or fantasies. The song starts with a call to action for Gary to get his "head on right" and "head on straight", both figuratively and literally, before diving into his plans to "get down" and "stick it to her". The "her" mentioned in the song is Madonna, who is portrayed as an unattainable but desirable sex symbol.


The chorus of the song is repeated multiple times, with everyone singing along that "Gary's got a boner". There are also some playful lines about locking doors and windows, and telling his sister to keep her opinion to herself. Overall, the song seems to be a lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek celebration of adolescent male desire and bravado.


Despite its controversial and potentially offensive subject matter, "Gary's Got a Boner" has remained a cult favorite among fans of The Replacements and punk rock more broadly. It is a testament to the band's unconventional approach to music and their willingness to push boundaries and challenge conventions. The song is also notable for its catchy melody and sing-along chorus, which have helped to keep it in the public consciousness over the years.


Line by Line Meaning

C'mon little Gary, get your head on right
Encouraging Gary to focus and be mentally prepared for what's about to happen


C'mon little Gary, get your head on straight
Emphasizing the need for Gary to have a clear mind and avoid distractions


You're gonna get down
Gary is going to participate in sexual activity


You're gonna finger to her
Gary is going to touch his partner sexually


You're gonna fuck Madonna
Gary is fantasizing about having sex with a celebrity, or using Madonna as a metaphor for a desirable woman


You're gonna see her, ohhh
Gary is excited about the prospect of having sex and seeing his partner


Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars
Gary is being told to focus on sex and not be distracted by materialistic things


They never helped somebody so far
Materialistic things aren't a prerequisite for sexual pleasure


Grab a hold, gonna hold
Gary is being instructed to take control and be assertive


You're gonna stick it to her
Gary is going to have sex with his partner


Gary got a boner
Gary is sexually aroused


'Cause Gary's got a boner
The reason for Gary's sexual excitement


Gary's got a soft-on
Gary is losing his sexual arousal or is unable to maintain it


Enough for no, no, no, no, Let's go
The lack of sexual arousal is a disappointment and it's time to move on to something else


You locked that door, lock up that window
Gary is being told to take measures to ensure privacy during his sexual encounter


Tell your sister just that opinion
Gary is being cautioned to keep his sex life private and not share details with his family members


My heartache find, find a way
There may be emotional consequences to sexual activity


Gary's got it, he's got it
Gary is confident in his sexual ability and prowess




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Written by: CHRIS MARS, PAUL WESTERBERG, ROBERT STINSON,, TOMMY STINSON

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Comments from YouTube:

MrBigfatturd

I'm gonna prank call someone named Gary and just play the "Gary's got a boner" part. Anyways, such a fucking awesome song! Love the Replacements!

Alberto Baglietto

I love this song. I fell in love with it instantly. They were a talented band!

cubyman23

Songs like this and Tommy Gets His Tonsils Taken Out, made the more thoughtful songs HIT that much harder. Just one of the greatest albums off time. It's the only album that is almost like a person in that it is a fuck up but has a good heart.

GreenCanvasInteriorscape

been using this tune as a template for kids songs for twelve years, it works
imagine my kids bemusement when they discover the real lyrics

Henryxmusic

This Album was on Rolling Stones best 100 albums of all time. I had this album when I was in college.

Lupo de' Lupis

This is sheer honest rock 'n roll!

Gail Sisk

What a band! 

ih8music

Loved how the mats could sing this song and then come back with Sixteen Blue or Androgynous or Answering Machine next.

MCHacker

My dad introduced me to this masterpiece.

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