The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man
The Rolling Stones Lyrics


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Well, I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
Well, I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well, I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am
Well, I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man
Well, I promo groups when they come into town
Well, I promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

Well, I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
Yeah, I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp
I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay
Sitting on the beach every day, yeah
I'm real real sharp, yes I am
I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit
Yes, I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh
I though I had a dime
Where's my dime

I know I have a dime somewhere
I'm pretty sure

Overall Meaning

The Rolling Stones's song, The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man, reflects the life of a promotional agent in the rock and roll industry. The singer of the song is the titular "under assistant," who sits on a bus stop in downtown L.A. and laments his position. He wishes he was on Broadway, where the boardwalk is located, indicating the glamour and popularity of the Broadway strip. The singer realizes his worth in the industry and acknowledges that he is thinking about his sharpness. He describes himself as an under-assistant west coast promo man, responsible for promoting musical groups when they come into town. The groups mock him for his balding head, indicating that his work may not be respected by the musicians.


The singer claims that he is a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band, despite the ridicule he faces from some musicians. He claims to be really, really sharp and earns his pay. The song ends with the singer frantically searching for his dime as the bus pulls up, which indicates his position in society as a struggling lower-middle-class man.


Overall, "The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man" highlights the struggles and overlooked work of promotional agents in the music industry. It also comments on the importance of appearance in the industry and the divide between those who create the music and those who promote it.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
I'm stuck waiting at the bus stop in Los Angeles.


But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway
I'd rather be in a more exciting place like the boardwalk on Broadway.


Well, I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am
I'm thinking about how clever I am.


I'm an under assistant west coast promo man
I'm a low-level employee who promotes groups on the West Coast.


Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down
People make fun of my toupee and look down on me because of my job.


I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band
Despite being mocked, my work is crucial to the success of every rock and roll band.


I sure do earn my pay, Sitting on the beach every day, yeah
I work hard, but it's not a difficult job and I enjoy a leisurely lifestyle.


I'm real real sharp, yes I am, I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit
I'm successful and have a flashy car and fancy suit to prove it.


Here comes the bus, uh oh, I though I had a dime, Where's my dime, I know I have a dime somewhere, I'm pretty sure
I'm worried about missing my bus because I can't find my dime, but I'm confident it's somewhere in my possession.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Abkco Music Inc.
Written by: Keith Richards, Michael Jagger, Phelge Nanker

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@МихаилСергопольцев

"The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man"

Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
Well I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am
Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man, yeah, yeah

Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay, sitting on the beach every day
Yeah, I'm real real sharp, yes I am
I got a cravat and a seersucker suit, yes I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh
I though I had a dime, where's my dime ?
I know I gott a dime here some where
Oh oh I'm so sharp



@비정한세상

- The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man -
The Rolling Stones

Well, I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man
I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

Yeah, I'm sharp
I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay
Sitting on the beach every day, yeah
I'm real real sharp, yes I am
I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit
Yes I have



@alfredogarciabalderas6588

I'm waiting
You´re waiting
We're waiting

Together we follow
Together we go wherever
Together we will be whatever

But we are still waiting

There's no where to go and anywhere always gonna perfect



All comments from YouTube:

@chazhernandez6933

I was Five when this song came out 1964 didn’t know what I meant. Ask my mom she didn’t know what it meant later years I became a West Coast promotion man for record companies. I guess this song was inspiring. Still love the Stones today I promoted them!!🎶🎶

@GasMaskParade

What makes even their earlier,bluesy songs ever modern, is Jaggers voice.Its such a timeless,instrumental artifact.

@biancabeavis7198

That makes no sense? He has never not been part of the band so wasn’t the driving component of their early sound? He has been a part of all their sounds?

@GasMaskParade

@biancabeavis7198  yeah,so even back then,with an ancient blues backdrop,Jaggers voice was always modern sounding.

@JeffreyWilliams-dr7qe

Youre both correct and that is problem. ​@biancabeavis7198

@blondbowler8776

Love this song. My intro to blues in '65. Well, Little Red Rooster, too. Got me a harmonica and been playing it ever since. Much the same riff in Steve Miller's "Fanny Mae" three years later.
Can't imagine life without The Rolling Stones. There are two periods in life - pre-Stones and post-Stones. Thank you for this.

@juanbenede2267

yeah man...

@steveconn

Actually the Stones played Fannie Mae in the BBC sessions and just changed the lyrics to this.

@blondbowler8776

@@steveconn Well, I'll be a blue-nosed gopher. Never heard that before. Fun to jam along with the Stones.

@MSYNGWIE12

I am the little red rooster, too lazy to crow...Thanks to The Stones, I found the sustenance I needed, The Blues by black incredible performers. Love bottle neck guitar. I preferred The Stones to The Beatles...Namaste, Z

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