Vans Song
The Suicide Machines Lyrics


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Well, you're just like a club fag wearing Doc Martens
Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons
Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell
Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to Hell
To Hell¡­
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Since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else's kitchen
The plain truth is that you just plain suck
So why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I'm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don't wear no Doc Martens
Can't wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­
If you want to wear them you don't have to ride a skateboard
You can even wear them with a pair of old cords
Someone'll probably tell you that they're not in trend
Just tell them that's the reason why you don't have any friends
No friends¡­
I don't want to hear about alternative footwear
And I don't want to hear about your new hair-do
I don't give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers
'Cause I just want to get a pair of olive green chukas!
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I'm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don't wear no Doc Martens
Can't wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when I'm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Don't wear no Doc Martens




Can't wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­

Overall Meaning

The Suicide Machines's song Vans Song is a playful and humorous criticism of the punk and alternative subcultures, specifically their obsession with certain brands and styles. The song encourages the listener to ignore societal pressures and trends and to wear what they want, specifically Vans shoes. The first verse takes a jab at those who wear Doc Martens, suggesting that it is a "club fag" style and that they should opt for "chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons." The song then goes on to criticize those who idolize certain musicians or characters, such as Jeff Spicoli from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High instead of Chris Cornell. The chorus emphasizes the importance of wearing Vans and warns that not doing so will result in damnation.


The second verse encourages the listener to not waste their money on expensive, trendy footwear, and instead opt for "a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks." The bridge reinforces the message that it doesn't matter what others think or say and that one should wear whatever they want, whether it's trendy or not. The song ends with a repeated chorus emphasizing the importance of Vans as a symbol of individuality and rebellion against societal expectations.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, you're just like a club fag wearing Doc Martens
You are like a pretentious person trying too hard to fit into a certain social group by wearing Doc Martens shoes.


Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons
Try wearing some different shoes like chukka boots or slip-ons with a checkerboard pattern.


Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell
Admire the laid-back surfer Jeff Spicoli from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High, rather than copying the fashion style of grunge musician Chris Cornell.


Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to Hell
Rather than sticking to Doc Martens, try wearing Vans shoes, or else you may face the wrath of God.


Since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else's kitchen
Things have changed drastically over time and embraced novelties in every possible domain.


The plain truth is that you just plain suck
Let me be frank, you do not have good fashion sense.


So why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks
There's no point in advising you to not waste your money on expensive shoes because you won't listen anyway.


Vans in my head
I am a huge fan of Vans shoes.


Vans on my feet
I am currently wearing Vans shoes.


My sole is on the ground when I'm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
I am walking normally with my feet grounded.


Don't wear no Doc Martens
Avoid wearing Doc Martens shoes.


Can't wear no Birkenstocks
Birkenstocks aren't an option for me.


Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks
I prefer wearing old, worn-out chukka boots and socks.


If you want to wear them you don't have to ride a skateboard
You don't necessarily have to be a skateboarder to wear Vans shoes.


You can even wear them with a pair of old cords
You can even mix and match Vans with old corduroy pants.


Someone'll probably tell you that they're not in trend
Someone might criticize your fashion choice as outdated.


Just tell them that's the reason why you don't have any friends
If someone mocks your fashion choice, reply sarcastically by saying that's why you don't have any friends.


I don't want to hear about alternative footwear
I am not interested in hearing about other types of shoes that aren't Vans.


And I don't want to hear about your new hair-do
I also don't care about your new hairstyle.


I don't give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers
I don't care about the opinions of ignorant people.


'Cause I just want to get a pair of olive green chukas!
I am determined to buy a pair of chukka boots in olive green color.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DANIEL JAY LUKACINSKY

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