Her Majesty's Trusted Food Taster
The Tear Garden Lyrics


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This one's frivolous, it's laughing
Laughing loudly on my tongue
I think but sadly
Sadly it's me who gets the crumbs
I shall nibble with respect, ma'am
I shall pass on all the rest, ma'am
Lick your fingers, I shall crawl, ma'am
Crawl up to you on my knees
I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest
A lovely service, but confess
Now did you cheat while playing chess?
Rattling sabers on your breast, ma'am




This job's okay, but has no prospects, ma'am
I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest

Overall Meaning

In Her Majesty's Trusted Food Taster by The Tear Garden, the persona of the lyrics appears as a servant, possibly the trusted food taster for the Queen. The persona's tone is full of sarcasm, as the lyrics refer to the "lovely service" that they provide but questions the honesty of the Queen - "Now did you cheat while playing chess?/ Rattling sabers on your breast, ma'am." The servant is aware that their position has no prospects and that they are at the mercy of the Queen's whims, hence why they crawl up to her on their knees - "Lick your fingers, I shall crawl, ma'am/ Crawl up to you on my knees."


Despite the lively, almost playful melody, the lyrics hint at the darker side of royalty, where one can never be sure of their position and where the servants are expected to be loyal above all else. The final lines, "I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest," reiterate the themes of subservience and being content with the bare minimum.


Line by Line Meaning

This one's frivolous, it's laughing
The food is frivolous and tastes amusing, making me chuckle with every bite.


Laughing loudly on my tongue
The flavors of the food are strong and pronounced.


I think but sadly
Although the food seems enjoyable, there is a sense of sadness or disappointment.


Sadly it's me who gets the crumbs
I am left with the undesirable or leftover parts of the meal.


I shall nibble with respect, ma'am
I will eat the food respectfully as to not offend the Queen.


I shall pass on all the rest, ma'am
I will leave the remaining portions of the meal for others.


Lick your fingers, I shall crawl, ma'am
I am willing to do whatever it takes to please the Queen, including figuratively crawling on my knees.


Crawl up to you on my knees
I am willing to humble myself in order to serve the Queen.


I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest
I only take what is necessary or expected of my role as food taster to the Queen, leaving the rest for others.


A lovely service, but confess
Although I enjoy serving the Queen, there is a sense of guilt or remorse.


Now did you cheat while playing chess?
An inquiry is made to see if the Queen has cheated in a past game of chess.


Rattling sabers on your breast, ma'am
The Queen is prepared for battle and willing to defend her kingdom.


This job's okay, but has no prospects, ma'am
Although being a food taster to the Queen is a decent job, there are no opportunities for advancement.




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