Bad Girlfriend
The Theory of a Deadman Lyrics

My girlfriend's a dick magnet
My girlfriend is very attractive and draws attention from many men.

My girlfriend's gotta have it
My girlfriend has a strong desire for attention and validation from others.

She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots
She is attractive, enjoys heavy drinking, and enjoys being the center of attention on stage.

Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk, she'll scream like hell
If you buy her drinks, she will likely become very drunk and loud.

Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town
She is willing to dance intimately with strangers and may engage in other promiscuous behavior.

Grab her ass, actin' tough,
Some men may touch her inappropriately, and she will respond aggressively.

Mess with her, she'll fuck you up
She will not hesitate to use violence to defend herself.

No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned,
It is difficult to tell if she is under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

But she's comin' back to my place tonight!
She plans to go home with her partner tonight.

She likes to shake her ass
She enjoys dancing sexually.

She grinds it to the beat
She moves her hips provocatively to the music.

She likes to pull my hair, when I make her grind her teeth
She enjoys rough sexual activity, such as hair-pulling.

I like to strip her down
Her partner enjoys undressing her.

She's naughty 'til the end
She enjoys acting in ways that are considered socially unacceptable or immoral.

You know what she is, no doubt about it
She is unapologetic about her behavior and personality.

Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along
She is wearing a revealing piece of clothing and is enjoying the party atmosphere.

Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
People at the party may hook up temporarily, but she plans to go home with her partner.

No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned
It is difficult to tell if she is under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

But she's coming back to my place tonight
She plans to go home with her partner tonight.

No one really knows just how far she's going to go
It is unclear how far she is willing to go sexually or otherwise.

But I'm gonna find out later tonight
Her partner plans to test his limits with her tonight.

Doesn't take her long to make things right
She can resolve conflicts quickly and easily.

But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life
Is it wrong for her to enjoy herself and have fun?

The time of her life
She is living life to the fullest.

(My girlfriend's a dick magnet)
She is very attractive and draws attention from many men.

(My girlfriend's gotta have it)
She has a strong desire for attention and validation from others.

She's a gold digger
She is only interested in her partner's money and possessions.

Now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger
Realize that the relationship is not worth continuing and break it off.

Future's finished, there it went, savings gone,
The future of the relationship is bleak, and the partner has already spent a lot of money on her.

The money spent
Her partner has already spent a lot of money on her.

I look around and all I see is no good, bad and ugly,
His partner does not have many positive qualities and seems to attract negative attention.

Man she's hot, fixed to be the future ex-Miss Connolly!
Despite her negative qualities, her partner still finds her attractive and predicts that they will eventually break up.

She's a bad bad girlfriend, she's a bad bad girlfriend, she's a bad bad girlfriend
She engages in behavior that is considered socially unacceptable or immoral and is not a good partner.