Glenda and the Test Tube Baby
The Toy Dolls Lyrics


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CHORUS:
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,
Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad,
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands,
But Glenda she though surely,
It can't be that bad, if I had a baby,
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Glenda went round to the doctors the next day,
You can't have a baby, that's what he said,
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read,
Of how to have a test tube baby....
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Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy,
If only she could have a baby,
So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam,




She signed up for a baby...
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Overall Meaning

The Toy Dolls’ song “Glenda and the Test Tube Baby” tells the story of Glenda, a woman who desperately wants a baby but is unable to conceive naturally. The song begins with Glenda feeling unhappy because her partner Kevin had been out with another woman, Carol Sands. To cheer herself up, Glenda imagines having a baby and how it would brighten her life. She decides to explore the idea of having a test tube baby and goes to the doctor to inquire about the process. Despite being told by the doctor that it is not possible to have a baby, Glenda does not give up and finds a book on how to have a test tube baby.


The situation is further complicated by the recent death of Glenda’s father. She sees having a baby as a way to bring new life into her world, and despite Kevin and his mother’s disapproval, she signs up for a test tube baby. The chorus of the song repeats the phrase “Victory if Glenda she had a baby,” which shows Glenda’s desire and determination to become a mother, even if it means taking a different path than what is considered traditional.


“Glenda and the Test Tube Baby” is a satirical take on the topic of assisted reproduction and the societal pressure placed on women to have children. The song explores the lengths that some women will go to in order to become mothers, and the societal judgment that often accompanies their decisions. The Toy Dolls use their signature punk sound to deliver a humorous and slightly irreverent take on a sensitive topic.


Line by Line Meaning

Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,
Glenda believes that having a baby would bring her great happiness and contentment.


Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad,
Glenda is feeling deeply unhappy and distressed about her life circumstances.


Kevin had been out with Carol Sands,
Glenda's partner Kevin has been spending time with another woman named Carol Sands.


But Glenda she though surely,
Despite her partner's infidelity, Glenda still believes that her situation could improve.


It can't be that bad, if I had a baby,
Glenda believes that having a baby would make everything else in her life feel more manageable or worthwhile.


Glenda went round to the doctors the next day,
Glenda goes to see a doctor in order to explore her options for having a baby.


You can't have a baby, that's what he said,
The doctor tells Glenda that she is unable to conceive naturally.


Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read,
Glenda is resourceful and starts to research alternative methods for having a baby.


Of how to have a test tube baby....
Glenda becomes interested in learning about the process of having a child through artificial insemination techniques.


Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy,
Glenda is dealing with the grief of losing her father and is feeling particularly low.


If only she could have a baby,
Glenda believes that having a child would give her a sense of purpose and direction in life.


So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam,
Glenda's partner and his mother do not support her decision to pursue artificial insemination.


She signed up for a baby...
Despite opposition from others, Glenda makes the decision to move forward and pursue having a child through artificial insemination.




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