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The Treblemakers Lyrics

She had dumps like a truck truck truck
She had a big butt

Thighs like a what what what
She had nice, thick thighs

All night long (all night long)
All night long

Let me see that thong
Show me your thong underwear

I like it when the beat goes da nam da nam
I like a beat with a repetitive sound

Baby make your booty go da nam da nam (baby)
Move your butt to the beat

Girl I know you wanna show
I know you want to show off

That thong thong thong thong thong
That thong underwear

Shake shake shake
Move your body in a shaking motion

Shake your booty
Shake your butt

Shawty had them apple-bottom jeans
The girl had jeans that fit her bottom nicely

Boots with the fur (with the fur)
She was wearing boots that had fur on them

The whole club was looking at her
Everyone in the club was looking at her

She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
She started dancing

Next thing you know
Suddenly

Shawty got low low low low
She started dancing low to the ground

TJ, can you handle this?
TJ, are you able to handle this situation?

David, can you handle this?
David, are you able to handle this situation?

Clay, can you handle this?
Clay, are you able to handle this situation?

I don't think they can handle this
I don't think they are capable of handling this

I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're prepared for this attractive body

I don't think you're ready for this
I don't think you're prepared for this

'Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe
My body is too attractive for you

I like big butts and I can not lie (no lie)
I like large buttocks and I'm being sincere

You other brothers can't deny (I won't)
Other men cannot deny liking big butts, and I won't either

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
When a girl with a small waist walks in

And a round thing in your face
And attractive buttocks are in your face

You get sprung
You become attracted and aroused

Wanna pull out tough
Wanting to appear tough or strong

Not what matters you know what does?
What truly matters is something else

Courtship and chivalry
The traditional ways of wooing someone you are interested in

I'll take you to a nice hot meal
I will take you to a nice, romantic dinner

And I'll tip the waiter
And I will give the waiter a good tip

I went sky-diving
I went sky-diving

I went rocky mountain climbing
I went mountain climbing

I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu (yeehaw)
I rode a bull named Fu Man Chu for two point seven seconds

And I loved deeper
And I loved more passionately

And I spoke sweeter
And I spoke more kindly

I dug my key into the side (to the side) of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
I scratched his car with my key along the side of the vehicle

Carved my name into his leather seats
I etched my name into his leather car seats

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
I hit both of his headlights with a baseball bat

Slashed a hole in all four tires
I punctured a hole in all four of his car tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Maybe next time he'll consider the consequences before being unfaithful

Making my way downtown
Walking in a city downtown area

Walking fast
Walking quickly

Faces pass and I'm homebound
People are passing by as I head home

We are never ever ever
We will never be together

Getting back together
Getting back together

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
You can talk to your friends, talk to my friends, and talk to me about our failed relationship

But we are never ever ever ever
But we will never get back together

What's love got to do, got to do with it
What does love have to do with the situation?

What's love, but a second hand emotion
Love is just a feeling that is easily passed on or forgotten

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken
It's better to not have a heart since it can be easily broken

This is how we do it
This is our typical way of doing things

I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because
I'm feeling the effects of alcohol consumption

(This is how we do it)
This is our way of doing things

South Central does it like nobody does
South Central does it uniquely compared to others

To all my neighbours, you've got much flavour
To all my neighbors, you all are very unique

Girls should know you better watch out
Girls should be careful and watch out

Some guys, some guys are only about
Some guys are only interested in

That thing, that thing, that thing
That thing

That girl is poison
That girl is dangerous

Never trust a big butt and smile
Don't trust someone just because they are attractive

Here we go yo
Here we go

So what so what so, what's the scenario
What is the situation?

Insane in the membrane
Crazy in the brain

Insane in the brain
Crazy in the head

I got all I need when I got you and I
I have all I need when I have you by my side

'Cause I look around me and see a sweet life
Because when I look around me, I see a wonderful life

I'm stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight
I'm going through a tough time, but you're the one who helps me through it

You're getting me, getting me through the night
You are helping me through the night