Dock of the Bay
The Whoridas Lyrics

I know a girl named Renee from around the way
I am acquainted with a woman named Renee who lives nearby.

She like to do it all day sippin' Alizae
She enjoys engaging in sexual activities throughout the day while consuming Alizae.

Brought her back, from Atlanta, GA
I brought her back with me from Atlanta, Georgia.

Posted up in the Bay she say she do whatever I say
I am in the Bay and she is willing to do whatever I want.

Got a cousin named Shanee who loves to play
My acquaintance has a cousin named Shanee who enjoys engaging in sexual activities.

Doin' it "My Way" like Usher Raymond
Shanee is engaging in sexual activities while emulating Usher Raymond's song 'My Way.'

A bad chick
Shanee is an attractive woman.

From the Camen Islands
Shanee is from the Cayman Islands.

Profilin', stylin'
Shanee exhibits confidence and style.

Bout to have 'em both wowin'
I am about to impress both Renee and Shanee.

Smilin' at the ass
I am enjoying watching their buttocks.

In high heels
They are wearing high-heeled shoes.

I sit back
I am reclining and relaxing.

An watch 'em peel off they clothes
I am observing them as they remove their clothing.

They want to serve me like Vogues
They want to please me and be at my disposal.

In a sideshow
They are providing entertainment for me.

The main shows are high an dope
There are other activities happening that involve drugs.

Remote controlled like Tyco
I have complete control over the situation, like a Tyco remote-controlled toy.

"Bad" like Michael Jackson
They are both attractive and confident, like Michael Jackson was known to be.

Stone cold mackin'
I am confidently and successfully pursuing sexual encounters.

Lights, camera, action
I am ready to engage in sexual activities, as if filming a scene in a movie.

They got me laughin', 'cause I'm high
I am amused and enjoying myself because I am under the influence of drugs.

And I'm filmin' low budget
I am engaging in sexual activities without a lot of resources or production value.

And I'm rubbin' on a stomach
I am touching a woman's stomach while engaging in sexual activities.

Renee lovin' it
Renee is enjoying the sexual encounter.

Shanee suckin' her lips
Shanee is licking and biting her own lips in a sexual manner.

Rubbin' her hips
Shanee is moving her hips in a sexual manner.

Talkin' bout call up some mo friends
Shanee is suggesting that they invite more people to join in the sexual activities.

Aight, I'll hit Mr. Taylor in the Benz
I agree to contact Mr. Taylor and travel in his Mercedes-Benz to engage in sexual activities with him and potentially others.

Tell him "Once again it's on, I got to turkeys in the ozone gettin it on, Come on homes?"
I inform Mr. Taylor that we are ready to engage in sexual activities with him and others.

She like to do it all day sippin' Alizae uh!
Renee enjoys engaging in sexual activities throughout the day while consuming Alizae.

Sittin' by the "Dock Of The Bay". (Bound to get lucky!)
They are sitting near the water and may engage in sexual activities.

She got a cousin named Shanee who loves to play
Renee's cousin is named Shanee and she enjoys engaging in sexual activities.

Doin' it "My Way" like Usher Ray All day
Shanee is engaging in sexual activities while emulating Usher Raymond's song 'My Way' throughout the day.

I love a girl like Tish, that works the twist Does the twist
I enjoy women like Tish who can dance the twist.

Make a brotha yell "Baby girl don't stop that twist!"
I become excited and urge Tish to continue dancing the twist.

Watch her ass clap as she shake it from the back
I am observing Tish's buttocks as she shakes and dances.

I hate when the tush looks like it's been mushed
I do not find it attractive when a woman's buttocks appear saggy or misshapen.

I give the girl a push
I encourage the woman to exercise or tone her buttocks by forcefully pushing them.

If not, she have ya spot smellin' like the "Dock Of The Bay"
If the woman does not improve the appearance of her buttocks, she may leave a unpleasant smell in the area after engaging in sexual activities.

Front the girl off, an send the girl on her way
I reject the woman and instruct her to leave.

No B.S. doubt But Dorthoy used to work a playa like straight on out
I am being truthful when I tell you that Dorothy used to manipulate me and control me as a player.

You swore you had a date with hope But I couldn't cope 'cause the broad needin' major Scope
You thought you had a chance with a woman named Hope, but I could not handle her bad breath and other hygiene issues.

And a halitocious and majortroticious a playa couldn't focus
Her bad breath and poor hygiene made it difficult for me to pursue her as a player.

Pour some brew an cut like hocus pocus
I am going to drink some alcohol and then leave this situation.

"Who beeped me?" Can it be who stay in apartment "see" remindin' me of Tooty wit the bodacious Booty Know me as "Pooky"
I receive a notification on my pager and wonder who it could be. The notification came from a woman who lives in an apartment complex resembling one where Tooty lived. The woman has a big and attractive buttocks and knows me by the nickname 'Pooky.'

Wants to swoop me an bob her head on my Suzuki Now why's that?
The woman wants to have sexual activities with me while riding on my Suzuki motorcycle. The reason behind her desire is unknown.

'Cause Mr. Taylor knows where it's at!
Mr. Taylor is knowledgeable and experienced in engaging in sexual activities with multiple women.

Everybody know how we do it in the Bay Big flossin' an grindin', everythang all day
In the Bay Area, we are known for flaunting our wealth and success, and engaging in sexual activities throughout the day.

The playas on the turf The girls in skirts
The male players are on the streets, while the women are wearing short skirts.

Gold diggas in the club puttin' in work
Women who are only interested in men's wealth are in the club trying to pursue them.

Store clerks actin' like jerks while we flirt
Store workers are being rude to us while we flirt with each other.

Shootin' the lip Wit this tight lil' chick
I am engaging in conversation with an attractive woman.

Will mommy help this little Filipino trick That I met on Reno-Novado Playin' Keno drinkin' Vodka out cans Stop ??? When I feel that I got ya
I ask if the woman's mother will help her with money. I met this woman at a Keno game in Reno-Novado while drinking Vodka from cans. I am not sure what I will do with her yet, but I am interested in her.

An I'm still watchin' We both jockin'
I am still observing her and we are both flirting with each other.

She was not too spoiled ridin', forget, forgot 'em I hollerd at that ass an I kept mobbin'
She was not too difficult to please during the sexual encounter, and I encouraged her to leave afterward by expressing my approval with her buttocks. Then, I left the scene in a hurry.

"Baby keep it poppin", is what I hollered on my way out the doe'
As I leave, I encourage her to keep engaging in sexual activities and maintain her energetic attitude.

I take a shower Hit the airport in a Supersport Ballin' on the court Hit a triple double An I quickly go for broke no joke
After the sexual encounter, I take a shower and travel to the airport in a high-powered sports car. I then play basketball and score three times in a row in two categories (points, rebounds, and assists) before quickly spending a lot of money.

Ask my playa folk how burn rubber leave 'em smoked
Ask my fellow players how I aggressively drive and leave behind a trail of burnt rubber.

Man I'm from the "O" From the "O".
I am from Oakland, California.