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Comments from YouTube:

@scottjohnson7780

2y↑1.2K

There will never be another Rodney. He was the greatest.

@DrinksJokesStorytelling

2y↑27

he gets no respect...

@blakjack3053

2y↑8

Yep, I binge on the comedy of both Rodney Dangerfield and Don Rickles on YouTube !

@FATMAN162x

2y↑2

I mean this guy is legendary and all, but Bernie Mac does his exact technique sometimes and is just as good. He’s the king for a reason. This guy is just really good at working a crowd with a joke every 2 seconds.(I know the video is edited but he pretty much is just as fast) But in the end that’s all he does. I didn’t even know people liked him like that. But after reading these comments I guess people like him. But it gets boring after 10min

@timmiller7338

2y↑4

Beetleguise was inspired by him!!

@razorsharpe3371

2y↑13

@Fatman_162x.
Comparing Bernie Mac to Rodney Dangerfield…. now that’s funny !

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@robertgt1858

2y↑338

"The doctor picked me up and smacked me, I found out the nurse got a few in too"
- one of my many favorites.

@jesuguru2394

2y↑30

"I was so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother."

@randallulrich

2y↑8

@@jesuguru2394: I was waiting for this joke in the video compilation. When it didn't appear, I looked for it in the comments. At least you got the joke.

@scooteranthony6297

2y↑14

That on really caught me off guard., I had a mouth full of coffee that went everywhere, but down my throat. What a mess. Thank you Rodney. It was definitely worth it. 😎

@brianlane9534

yep

@davidrockey7190

2y↑3

That's what I'm talking about true genius if he can make Johnny Carson laugh holsterically that's all need to be said about how good he was.

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@georgiaman1926

2y↑691

Rodney is the best medicine for depression. He makes me laugh when I never thought I would again.

@noahpartic7586

2y↑14

Zoloft has got nothing on Dangerfield😏.

@daverandall6352

1y↑16

Totally agree haha. Hope Hope feeling better : )

@noahpartic7586

1y↑4

@@daverandall6352 😏So far.

@daverandall6352

1y↑5

@@noahpartic7586 Glad to hear my man 💪

@michaelvaladez6570

1y↑8

This is true...y mother never breastfeed me she said she just wanted to be friends..omg..I fell out of my chair...he was the greatest..rapid fire delivery may he rest in peace Rodney 🙏.

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@javierhuerta6557

1y↑443

Perfection every single time. The delivery, the timing, the body language, everything. He was a natural and I don't think we'll ever get someone like him again.

@mylovesongs2429

1y↑9

there are some great one-liner comedians, but they simply haven't got the delivery that Rodney had. The straightening of the tie was always so funny! The mentioning of his doctor, Dr. Vinny Boombats, was great! What a quack HE was! hahaha!

@alexwebb932

49w↑1

Joey Coco Diaz

@razmatazz9310

48w↑8

@@alexwebb932 Joey wishes.

@satelconsa6873

46w

Rocky Laporte

@scottjohnson7780

38w

And the signature red tie.

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@toneloke7489

2y↑2K

It wasn't just the hilarious jokes, it was they way he delivered them, the man is a genius and artist, there's no one like him.

@ppumpkin3282

2y↑35

I saw him live once, I'm sure we all heard the same jokes before, but people were rolling in the aisles anyway. It was his delivery. Once he got the crowd laughing they couldn't stop.

@mikelldaley9078

2y↑12

AMEN

@stevenharris5997

2y↑17

Rodney the best

@tomherd4179

2y↑6

You said that right !!

@Stuart68505

2y↑9

True he is unique and has a real genius at this style of humor & insights into human nature.

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@suraya1224

2y↑605

Rodney said he suffered from depression most of his life. He certainly knew how to make us forget our own sorrows. I hope he knew how much he delighted his audience, & how much we appreciated & valued the gift of laughter he gave us! RIP, Rodney.

@erikchommie2844

2y↑55

Some of the funniest people are the most depressed. It's a coping mechanism of sorts. RIP Rodney, one of the greatest.

@ernestleong476

2y↑34

I saw a documentary about him. Wow, he had a rough childhood. He turned his sadness into laughs, but sometimes I hear a few of his jokes, I just feel sorry for him.

@cherylvisconti

2y↑8

Yes

@darrensiegel6651

2y↑21

Absolutely. There are always kernels of truth in comedy. Comedy was therapeutic for him you can tell.

@georgeplagianos6487

2y↑12

@@darrensiegel6651 that's true about him and other great comedians and what about the local people we know. Those around us who always make Wise cracks always like to joke around lifing other people's spirits up? Could that be a sign of hiding or coping with their own sadness and depression? I can see that in myself too always trying to make other people crack up when you notice that they're sad and they could use a little pick me up. Give us a sense of worth and enjoyment when you see other people laugh. And you see so many people have their own different ways of laughing. I always like enjoy watching them with the different ways they crack up when I make them laugh

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@cynicsupreme

30w↑51

Rodney wrote THE BEST one liners. He was probably the greatest comedian of all time.

@johnmecca9008

2y↑668

A delivery that can never be duplicated. This man was a great. RIP

@Sjyousuck

2y↑17

He was the funniest man ever!!!!RIP

@katherinemooney4396

2y↑12

One of a kind! No duplicates! The best!

@stevendavidoff5168

2y↑9

Took the words right out of my mouth! His one liners are hilarious but his delivery made the act

@joshhunter935

2y↑9

Best at one liners

@johnmecca9008

2y↑9

@@stevendavidoff5168 and then the tie-fix is his staple 🤣. Ur right, one-liners are freakin genius.

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@davidwolf226

2y↑445

What an era this was! God bless Rodney and Johnny and so many others. We didn't know just how lucky we were back in the day.

@thomas45081

2y↑19

Ohhh ... Hell Yeah, we had it good! ... even when I talk to my grandkids, they are shocked about how fun it was, and especially how we got more bang for our buck, and much else. Love this guy, Rodney!

@efrainelsanchosanchez3139

2y↑4

Born to late

@jski7355

2y↑7

Often imitated. , NEVER duplicated . What " stress" relievers . Always made your laugh after a shitty day . Laughter helps relieve many ailments

@leslauner5062

2y↑9

I did...I was SOOOO born in the right era. I enjoyed Johnny Carson on TV for 15 years before he retired. He was GOLDEN!

@rusytravis9092

@@efrainelsanchosanchez3139 misspelled latte.

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@garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518

2y↑354

King of the 1 liner's. Who else can make you laugh 100 times in 14 minutes? R.I.P. Rodney, you are truly missed!

@XCaliKev

31w↑2

For one liners I prefer Henny Youngman, no disrespect to Rodney he’s funny as hell. ( Just realized he gets no respect) didn’t do that intentionally.

@genewortell-do7nn

17w

Henry young man!!!!!, Not funny ! At all!!!!!!!!!......

@garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518

17w↑1

I find Geechy Guy funny with one liners also however, he can be focused on the mature side and dirty beyond anything Rodney said.

@tomsmith5216

8w↑19

I watch his stuff over and over, and it cracks me up every time

@barrymann6888

2y↑138

Met Rodney in1984or 1985 while I was Director of Operations at the Omni Berkshire hotel in NYC. He would come down in his bathrobe and hang out with the concierges and make them laugh quite a bit. Every joke or story was different, as though he was making them up at the spur of the moment - - comic genius AND a really nice guy. He is truly missed.

@StrangeScaryNewEngland

1y↑5

I'd never be able to trust anything Rodney says if I had met him! Haha

@charlieevergreen3514

33w↑1

Good to know that he was friendly in person.

@christopherkraft1327

2y↑639

Rodney Dangerfield was a true comedic genius!!! Rest In Peace Rodney. ,🙏

@maryannemelenka9250

2y↑5

Yes he, s quick and fast. I hate jokes 8 chapters long!

@rtazman2004

2y↑5

Yes he was very much so Thank you 😊

@joegrimes9232

2y↑7

He was master of the one liner. Inspiration to many a comic

@melromero3091

2y↑1

@@maryannemelenka9250 í ok I'll

@Jman417

2y↑1

Yes

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@user-yd1zl1tv8x

34w↑19

Rodney, you are the GREATEST, the GOAT!
Happy 101st funny man. Thanks for the laughs!!!
Blessed be your memory always.

@markpav9906

love rodney most comediens suffer depression

@mcgloinm1

8w↑6

I'm soo glad we have clips of him. all though he's gone he'll never get old.

@guildedtalleywacker4627

2y↑478

Rodney was like a steam roller, once he got rolling there was no stopping him, & he was always on a roll. Saw him live in Vegas in the seventies, my sides ached for two days. One of a very special breed of comics.

@tek6423

2y↑5

I never saw Rodney live, and I regret it so much. Saw Kinnison twice in Rochester NY….extraordinary. I go to see Gilbert any time he is near where I am. Saw him at Carolines in the big city……just incredible.

@bubbaray575

2y↑6

Yup, he was one of a kind, life was just brutal to him but he just kept on plugging away; man that's inspirational!
Did see him live in 89 and he was unstoppable, not only worked with the crowd but he was just brutal to the hecklers....it was great.
If you're going to heckle a comedian Rodney should be your last choice.

@robertschiffler555

2y↑5

Agreed and I wish today's comedians were funny.
Most modern Comics are too afraid of offending the snowflakes and therefore can't tell a good joke.

@paxhumana2015

2y↑2

@@robertschiffler555 , I would be the kind of person that would roast everyone, left, right, middle, AND fringe alike, you know, if I had a sense of humor and if comedy clubs were not so uptight.

@darrellkramer8097

Buddy Jacket and Shecky Green.

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@williamstricko2594

12w↑7

There will never be anyone like him again,ever.

@Quazi-moto

2y↑368

It's interesting watching him progress through the various eras and stages of his career all in one video. You can literally see how he perfected his craft over the years. His delivery, timing, all of it, got hammered into its absolute best possible form.

No fat, no filler, just pure funny. It's nowhere NEAR as easy as he made it look.
That's the mark of a true master: Making the difficult appear effortless.

@jski7355

2y↑16

Everyone knew " No Respect " Dr Vinny Boombatz , How Ugly ? How Fat ? Those characteristic eyes !! I'd would laugh when you knew HE was holding back a laugh . Rodney , I am certain you are still at it .Thank You and RIP .

@bostonrailfan2427

2y↑9

different eras, same cadence and joke style but always seems fresh

@premanadi

2y↑5

I agree, he wasn't that funny when he started out, and just got better and better. Louis CK is the same, he was a comedian for years and was pretty ordinary, then he hit his stride and really took off.

@josephdeshane4458

2y↑6

I watched this over a hundred times 100th times

@vegasallen1212

45w↑3

@@premanadi You're exactly right. He did get much better as time went on.

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@invaderjay

1y↑18

Holy shit, these are STILL gold in 2023 🤣

@seancaceres619

34w↑4

The doctor said, " I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway"😂

@dominicksforza3484

2y↑611

At the lowest points of my life Rodney had me hysterically laughing, to this day when I'm down 5 minutes is all it takes for Rodney to make me feel better. RIP Rodney, and thank you for the laughs.

@DrJ-hx7wv

2y↑10

This is why they exist, thank God

@dominicksforza3484

2y↑5

@@DrJ-hx7wv yes sir Walter, nobody can touch his insanity and delivery.

@elizabethferrari1346

2y↑10

I woke up crying from the pain. I'm now laughing and feel like I can get through another day. Thanks Rodney.

@blueskye6372

2y↑5

@Dominick. Understand. At same point now 2022 but laughing. 👏🙏🙂💗📽️

@dominicksforza3484

2y↑3

@@blueskye6372 Rodney is/was a national treasure who makes me crack up when I needed it the most.

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@MC-342

2y↑517

I laughed throughout this entire video. My dad laughed so hard at him once , he had to go outside to catch his breath. I have great memories of watching him on Johnny with my dad. RIP Rodney, we sure do miss the laughter 💖

@simonbenson8740

2y↑5

Awesome!

@yourmanufacturingguru001

2y↑8

Happened to me at live Bill Cosby show. Can I even admit to liking Cosby today?

@atonyfl

2y↑5

@@yourmanufacturingguru001 yes you absolutely can.

@iverti6666

2y↑14

I went by his grave it’s in Westwood by U.C.L.A. On his marker it says there goes the neighborhood. Marilyn Monroe is there too.

@vidiupload4174

2y↑10

My cheeks and abs were never as sore from laughing as they were after seeing Rodney Dangerfield at a live theatre performance.

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@deantitus9734

20w↑29

They'll never be anyone better than Rodney Dangerfield when it comes to comedic timing!! If you don't stop laughing soon enough, he'll be two jokes ahead of you!! RESPECT and RIP Rodney!!

@MikeyBAmazing

30w↑4

My favorite is, "You buy a hat like this, you get a free bowl of soup!" Line from Caddy Shack. "It looks good on you, though!" 😆

@hashchief664

2y↑387

He would be 100 tomorrow (22/11/1921)
One of the greatest comedians to ever walk the earth. Helped make the careers of so many upcoming comics a reality. I hope he gets the bronze statue in his hometown.

@danfors1333

2y↑12

They should put fountain sprinklers in the forehead of that statue.

@Drew_D

2y↑7

Happy 100 to Rodney!

@terencejay8845

2y↑10

I'll never forget his Triple Lindy.

@ArrivedStoned

2y↑18

Statue would be awesome. But the Democrats would tier it down.

@randallulrich

2y↑6

With Rodney's luck, he'd get the equivalent of the "Scary Lucy" bronze statue.

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@tomconstance2391

2y↑88

Can't leave out, "I met the Surgeon General; he offered me a cigarette" in front of President Reagan. :)

@johnjwedrall4290

34w↑11

There will always be only 1 Rodney Dangerfield 😊❤👍👍

@peterrichards931

25w↑10

The best of all time. I come back every so often here and laugh just as hard as ever.

@millypoo7713

2y↑15

Happy Birthday Rodney... 11/22/21. Would have been 100 today. 😊 The world misses your comedy.

@richardmundt7854

2y↑355

What makes Rodney unique is what I call his "rapid fire" delivery. Most comedians tell and joke and get a laugh, then tell another joke, and so on. Rodney's jokes are like a machine gun. they're rapid and nonstop. He was truly one of kind.

@psions555

2y↑18

The wonderful Phyllis Diller was very much the same. Just a constant stream of jokes

@garthely1549

@@psions555 by

@xXxJSCOTTxXx

1y↑5

I also loved Gilbert Gottfried.

@lahondafolk4334

1y↑5

The counter opposite to Steven Wright.

@kennethchartrand4251

1y↑8

That is so True... Just like Robin Williams... Man do we ever miss them.

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@adamthomson2873

46w↑32

One of the best. No foul language just pure comedy. Genius.

@Randytherumbler

12w

No late George Carlin for you. 😅

@tgh223

amen

@michaelhalls3121

35w↑4

The absolute KING of self deprecating humor.

@CatFaceJake

2y↑373

Rodney is a true comedy legend. Literally everything he’s said is always a joke and rapid fire. The man was way before his time and will always be remembered as one of the greatest.🙏

@Leo-nine

2y↑38

Happy Birthday, Rodney! 100 years ago today we were blessed <3

@user-ig5ok7rl4l

30w↑5

Simply the BEST🤣

@ralphcantrell3214

2y↑42

There'll never be another laugh-master like Rodney Dangerfield. RIP, Rodney, and much respect. Thanks a million for all the side-busting laughs... There goes the neighborhood!

@keithkeihsa9350

2y↑32

Happy 100th Birthday Rodney Dangerfield you were the best 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

@pannamal5182

2y↑144

This was the era of comedy, wouldn’t miss Johnny most evenings.

@katherinemooney4396

2y↑12

Couldn’t wait to see the Johnny Carson show….stayed up just to see who would be on!

@mattfitzpatrick2315

2y↑23

I was 7 the first time Dad let me stay up and Rodney on Carson..if he was on I was up til Rodney did his set and the couch. I didn't get most of the jokes but it was seeing my Dad laugh... happy Birthday Rodney, thank you Dad

@billkramer2994

2y↑2

Got to have a min or 2 on M's most tal team EVER who just swept by tarnished Domers after leading both games 2-0!!

@Tom.Livanos

2y↑6

The flies chipping in to fix the fly screen was pure gold... LOL

@peterrichards931

1y↑40

Rodney was a fine-tuned joke machine...everything from his looks, his movements, his jacket and tie, his expressions, his open eyes, his sweat and handkerchief...all perfected over the years.

@AnthonyRobinson-dc3pq

48w↑1

One of the greats of the greatest ever ☝️😆

@gonefishing5434

17w↑2

You nailed it!

@mikewaugh2746

2y↑28

ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! 👍👍👍🤣😂😁🙂😃😜🤣😂😁

@jameshughes6049

2y↑62

Nobody made Johnny laugh as hard as Rodney. R.I.P. to the legend.

@lauriegilliland1491

2y↑6

I'm so glad I grew up listening to this man. They just don't make them like that anymore that's for sure😟 Rest in Peace Rodney...you were truly one of a kind♥️

@bartonpercival3216

2y↑2

"I tell ya Johnny blind dates aren't good either. Last week I went on a blind date and the girl showed up wearing pigtails, under her arms"

@guyh.4121

20w↑6

My wife and I saw him a year or so before he passed when we were in Vegas. It was no stop laughter, one joke after the next. The place was packed and everyone was laughing their asses off. Glad I got to see him. Rodney was the best.

@InterviewInterrogations

27w↑10

As long as there’s YT, Rodney lives on. Just watched this collection again (and again) LMAO.

@fuinrock8346

2y↑3.2K

When people kick around who's the greatest comedian all time The Usual Suspects are always mentioned Pryor, Carlin Now Dave Chappelle's name is in the mix. But as far as who made me laugh the most hands down it was Rodney.

@andrewunger1276

2y↑155

Carson had a lot of comedians on, but Rodney was his favorite. Just watch Johnny smile.

@bobtaylor170

2y↑163

Greatest ever. And it's weird that so few people get that fact. He still doesn't get, yes, the respect he should get.

@tonystracener9078

2y↑48

Totally agree 👍

@rickmassey1272

2y↑78

Absolutely...he is hands down the G.O.A.T.

@easternwoods4378

2y↑70

I miss him

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@cdolan13

2y↑245

My absolute favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke I can't find anywhere on YouTube. I heard it only once, on a TV special when I was a teenager and I've never forgotten it. I laughed so hard I missed the rest of his set. That was the power of his genius. The joke is:
"I get no respect, you know what I mean? Last week I bought a used car. Found my wife's sweater in the back seat!"

@garmofkygregoryalanarmstro1518

2y↑13

He tells that one on u tube but instead of sweater he says her bra!

@rickhilt5176

1y↑3

@gardensofthegods

1y↑4

Yes I remember that joke and I am pretty certain I also saw it here on the tube in the past few years

@leopardscarf

1y↑3

I just heard it on his album "Rappin' Rodney" where he says a "dress" was in the backseat. It's @1:58 minutes.

@TC-eo5eb

My favorite is...my wife is so fridged, when she spreads her legs the furnace kicks in.

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@BrandonRiott

50w↑7

"I told my wife I'm like wine, I get better with age....she locked me in the cellar!"

@daddynunya9045

2y↑28

No one, before or since, has even come close to this legends incredible sense of humor!! The ability to use simple and short bits of self depreciation in such an artful manner is still unprecedented!!! Myself and many others enjoyed the countless hours of joy and laughter you provided, and though film and social media, still provide for us!!!!

@gonefishing5434

17w↑1

God made Rodney special so we could laugh at ourselves!

@bradsaelens692

EVERY comedian ever is funnier than this guy.

@daddynunya9045

@@bradsaelens692 and so are you

@trumplosthahaha

2y↑53

After the joke about the flies pitching in to fix the screen door he had a follow up joke...."My wife's a horrible cook. Last week, the garbage disposal threw up." The Greatest.

@rayherdz9079

2y↑108

The best 14 minutes and 47 seconds therapy I've ever had!!! Non-stop laughter🤣Really miss you Rodney. Thank God we have all this videos and your records.

@dingusspuckler

1y↑3

Rodney Dangerfield and Johnny Carson. Doesn’t get any better than that.

@daviddonnelly426

43w↑16

If I leave dental floss in the kitchen, the roaches hang themselves 😂😂😂

@lizconn1958

2y↑360

I met him at the bar at Dangerfields. Told him a joke or two. He used my jokes during his set and gave me credit. What a guy.

@GigaBoost

2y↑13

Why make up lies on the internet

@D4NK1

2y↑34

@@GigaBoost "I tell you I'm fine now but last week I was in rough shape, I had to lie on the internet just to get likes"

@Pewtooyou

2y↑2

@@GigaBoost LOL

@tomnaquin8903

2y↑2

You don't get no respect either.

@aloha2104

2y↑1

liz conn - That was cheap!..

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@stevefaure415

2y↑164

Rodney was a treasure. A real comedian, he didn't have to dazzle you with clever wordplay or stories, it was all the timing and delivery. He primes you to laugh and then delivers it. Brilliant stuff. And don't ever forget, he could sweat with the best of them. You can't teach sweat.

@MyMy-zi7yv

2y↑9

To your second sentence, I'd bet you get more laughter per minute from Rodney than anyone else. Simply because like you said, less story telling, word play, more punch lines. You have to pay good attention because he's so fast with his humor. Love 'em!

@CuriousGoodsJessica

2y↑8

I only wish I could have met him & told him he made me laugh from the first time I ever heard him speak, and I'm still laughing at every joke. His delivery was perfect!!!

@StoneShards

2y↑4

Rodney was one of the very greatest! Listening to this video, though, I think there's something missing. The ACT! There's something special to be had in the flow of his routine, that doesn't come through in these disconnected jokes.

@greggoreo6738

2y↑3

You can't teach sweat..." now THAT -- my friend-- is FUNNY! Mr. Dangerfield would award HIGH MARKS 2 YOU 4 that 1!!!! Gregg Oreo long beach ca

@fiveo9127

2y↑1

His look had a lot to do with it also.

@johngrim8087

1y↑9

I met her at the Macy's parade. She was wearing ropes! 😂🤣 Haha

@arielle2745

2y↑7

💗💓💖 Miss Rodney so much. Thanks for making me laugh and smile today!

@briang8766

2y↑194

Man, Dangerfield was one of the best.. no question about it. His one liners were absolutely brilliant and hilarious. There’ll never be another as good as him. No way
😂😅

@DrinksJokesStorytelling

2y↑1

i HOPE WE SEE ANOTHER IN OUR LIFETIME mITCH HEDBERG WAS A KILLWE

@slamhound58

2y↑7

He was also king of the two-punchline joke. And the second was usually funnier than the first...

@DrinksJokesStorytelling

2y↑4

@@slamhound58 so true like a1-2 punch

@americarsqueensland1667

2y↑3

very true.

@littleblackduck3134

Cool, you got to be very proud

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@ub1953

2y↑91

Greatest comedian of all time in my opinion. Lucky enough to see him in person in the 80's...You finally got the RESPECT you DESERVE RODNEY ! R.I.P.

@paulmadkow9143

2y↑4

Saw him live at the orphium theater in omaha in 1983. Greatest show.

@AliensAnonymous

2y↑1

I saw him early 80s... Did he do "my tie for a kiss"routine?

@gordonames1892

2y↑2

I HEARD SOMEONE MENTION HE SAW RODNEY LIVE. PEOPLE WERE THROWING JOINTS ON STAGE. RODNEY PICKED UP THE BIGGEST JOINT AND SMOKED IT FOR THE REMAINING 45 MINUTES!!

@user-ye5ku2ws6s

14w↑13

Hands Down, One of The ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY. # RIP Rodney.

@Randytherumbler

12w

"Whaddya mean, heaven's full?". 😅

@jamaalcurry8990

30w↑4

King of the two-liners

@valentingarcia6582

2y↑407

The Art of adult humor without vulgarity.

@princeofcupspoc9073

2y↑19

These are on TV. His Vegas show was a bit racier.

@victoriajohnson5461

2y↑4

Or meaness . He lambasted yours truly!😛

@richcarnaggio1525

2y↑2

And hilarious

@adventurefishing3190

2y↑1

Is very tough to accomplish

@weswesa1088

2y↑3

He was vulgar, just no coarse language

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@robertbright2057

2y↑64

Mr.Rodney Dangerfield was one of the GREATEST COMICS EVER TO GRACE A STAGE OR PICKUP A MICROPHONE 🎤

@jeffmusgrave2458

44w↑8

He was absolutely priceless🤣💯☝️

@blackmeatbell

25w↑9

Thanks for this compilation . We appreciate it 😂

@snaggletooth14

2y↑53

My wife told me to take out the garbage…I said “You cooked it, YOU take it out!”. RIP Rodney.

@scotthoward3532

2y↑65

So happy I was able to see him in Lake Tahoe.. seeing him in the casino floor in his bathrobe was classic..

@raygordonteacheschess5501

Try seeing him in the lobby of a UES skyscriper in his robe either walking to the NYHRC across the street, Catch A Rising Star (where Chris Rock even mentioned it), and with his tour bus.

@alanrix5344

A time when comedians were actually funny and Rodney was right up there

@behzadkhaze2928

27w↑8

The best ever. Will not be replaced.

@claytonbouldin9381

13w↑4

Great editing on this montage of Rodney's jokes. I miss this guy dearly.

@billkramer2994

2y↑69

Heard them all and laugh just as hard! His looks and delivery are great!

@peopleschampionshipwrestli4085

2y↑109

Rodney and Don Rickles, legends that will never ever be duplicated. Comedy will never be the same.

@bobtaylor170

2y↑6

Rickles was a bore. Rodney was sublime.

@sonyaweinreis3658

2y↑1

Amen

@AK-bw8xk

2y↑4

I liked Rickles too, he could cut with words with perfect precision.

@CleetusFallwell

2y↑1

youtube.com/watch?v=AsFMopEMW5s&t

@alanpoland7688

Amen to THAT😂🤣😂‼️. I totally agree!!

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@CajunComrade

1y↑53

The last joke is the killer. It really is perfect. "I got the same pack since 1975" murders, and then he follows it up with the real punchline "she's up to 3 packs a day." God I love Rodney

@johnr5252

1y↑1

I think you left something out?

@govetter

18w

@@johnr5252 No Respect!

@CodepageNet

but i tell you something, if my wife does have sex, she screams ohhh - especially when i walk in on her.

@thegodofpez

48w↑8

What a king. He and Mitch Hedberg are my favorite one liners ever. RIP to both.

@Dan-yw9sg

2y↑70

Thanks for the compilation. Rodney was a genius with his delivery of one liners! Absolutely incredible!
I ran into him back in the 1980s at the LA airport. He was very nice and had everyone at the airport bar in tears of laughter! Such a gentleman!

@gardensofthegods

Dan , damn I envy you and would love to have run into him back then .
Please can't you go into more detail because some of us would love to hear absolutely every detail about running into him at the airport and in the bar lounge

@peterschuetz8802

2y↑54

I grew up in Australia watching and loving the humor of Red Skelton, Bob Hope, and Carol Burnett, but never heard of Rodney until I was in my 30s. Boy, am I glad I found him. Just brilliant!!! Thanks for this compilation and I’m still wiping away the tears of joy.

@idiot-983

2y↑4

Red Skeleton was a favorite.

@salazarraul2792

2y↑3

I knew he wasn't a professional the knife had butter on it.

@anncarothers4481

49w

Joydrops!❤

@filthyanimal874

2y↑4

Thanks for the lifetime of laughs Rodney!!!! Miss you!!!

@Coffee1776

43w↑5

"She's so fat, when she wears high-heels, she strikes oil"😂😂😂

@tubbykids00

2y↑72

Truly the King of One Liners that never gets respect

@seronymus

Interesting avatar

@The6thelement9413

2y↑67

Rodney is a legend!!! RIP. 💕

@TheOldTapeArchive

2y↑9

My favorite Rodney joke which I taped off the radio around 1980: "I've always had bad luck with cars....always taking it to a mechanic. And at the shop, I always know where to find it...it's up on a lift. I can't tell you how many times I've watched it going up and down...up and down. I've got the only car in the world that has more miles on it vertically than horizontally".

@larrylangley9240

22w

My favorite: There’s too violence in sports. The other night we went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

@gsactotube

31w↑2

The best stuff is UNCENSORED Rodney. TRULY EPIC!

@barryaiello3127

2y↑44

"The flies all pitched in to get the hole in the screen door fixed", only Rodney could come up with something like that, RIP RD, you were one of the best to ever do it.

@tommydee6841

2y↑15

"My wife, she can't cook either. In my house you pray after we eat."
Pure gold.

@schmuelsonsradang4301

2y↑48

This guy must have lots of ideas flowing nonstop, ridiculously hillarious. Miss him a lot.

@BundyBundeswehr

1y↑14

GOAT. Biggest influence on comedians around the world. RIP

@mat4410

2y↑216

The greatest thing about Rodney, is he was all comedy genius and didn’t depend on profanity shock factor; he knew the difference. He was the guy at the local bar in NY. Truly one of the greatest of all time.

@jonp4846

2y↑8

I saw him live in the late 70's. He used plenty of profanity. Different than when on TV.

@ARCtheCartoonMaster

1y↑1

And yet people complain that we’re not allowed to be shocking anymore. You can’t please everyone.

@ARCtheCartoonMaster

1y↑1

And yet people complain that we’re not allowed to be shocking anymore. You can’t please everyone.

@shannontarrant1826

1y↑2

@@jonp4846 Ya I know that Rodney and I love the ditty Rodney and the not so ditty mouth Rodney to the true KING AND G.O.A.T OF ONE LINERS!!!

@BundyBundeswehr

@@ARCtheCartoonMaster You can be shocking without offending someone.

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@rogerauger7766

2y↑18

Nothing but Respect for Mr. Dangerfield. Thanks for the laughs.

@geoffreybennett8912

1y↑10

I recently watched a show about Eddie Murphy and he told of the first time he met Rodney, that he said that he should not use profanity,they ran into each other years later and Rodney said" who knew " about his rise to stardom.Eddie said he was almost crying with laughter after his observation of his career so far and Rodney just kept firing away,one after the other, until Eddie said stop, I can't keep up and I am sore from laughing. Genius doesn't die, it just grows old disgracefully.

@davidgriego278

1y↑7

When I heard that He passed away; I got all choked up! He moved next door to me!! He was truly an orginal, and a Class Act! No one could make me laugh, like He could!!

@mrhoffame

2y↑17

"I don't get no respect, no respect at all you kidding me...last week a peeping Tom booed me"
- The one and only Rodney Dangerfield!!!

@pass179

2y↑34

He was hilariously self deprecating.
God bless him. Pure Gold. I'm so glad we were able to preserve this real comedy. Thanks Rodney. 😀

@MATTHH123

1y↑4

I lost it when he said the DR told him to “bend over and say cheese” 🤣

@George-jo7mi

20w↑2

This may be the best compilation to date! Thanks a million for posting.

@charlesbartlett9334

2y↑68

I have actual tears coming out of my eyes. The man was a true treasure.

@deanstrand4260

2y↑70

I'll never forget Rodney in "Caddyshack". He lets a big fart and says, "Hey who stepped on a duck?" I never laughed so hard in my life!!

@cool_cat007smoove3

2y↑2

Fo sho

@jski7355

2y↑8

The ending was great , helping the judge to find his check book !! The boat scene , Hey Smals , you scratched my anchor . Now , I no why Tigers eat their young .!! It was a great cast but Rodney stole the show . Always a fun movie to watch .

@garryrc

2y↑3

@@jski7355 Rodney, Knight, Murray and Chevy...amazing cast.

@jski7355

2y↑5

@@garryrc when we had really " talented comedians " They could make you laugh in so many ways, just with an expression on their face , quick one liners , .Some of the zany scenarios , Many talented writers , script writers too . From the that " somewhat " radical ' not ready for prime time players in SNL and the movies they pioneered . Animal House , Caddy Shack , Blues Brothers , Coming to America , Trading places ,and a few others I've not mentioned but .Pure Laughter is a great healer of many ailments . better to say LMAO than WTF !!! 😂

@warrenhoffman2006

2y↑4

Hey, Wang I think this place is restricted so don't tell them you're Jewish!

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@daisymaefrench4041

1y↑10

Back in the day when comedy wasn't filthy. I miss those days. Rest in peace Mr. Dangerfield. You were so funny and everyone loved you.

@adyg5402

24w↑6

Never a dull moment with Rodney.Perfect delivery every time .Love him.

@ddenuci

2y↑17

one of my favorites: " When I was a kid I said to my father "Hey Pop, I'm going to the pond to ice skate". He said "Why don't you wait till it gets a little warmer"

@geloradananrlyeh8495

2y↑318

“I told my wife I was in the mood for sex, so she left the room to give me privacy.”

Rodney was so funny. He could pack so much humor into one sentence.

@randymillhouse791

"My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car. She wanted me to drive!"

@philmomslim526

1y↑7

The talent

@mr.pradorobledo

1y↑3

" MiCaCoAzodiac! "

@tommywilliams8000

1y↑4

Yeah he always Had a comeback line 😄

@mr.pradorobledo

1y↑2

@@tommywilliams8000 $20; $50 - Grant, Franklin. Always A Don.. ad.

@flyingo

39w↑8

The absolute king. I doubt we’ll ever see such a natural pro like Rodney.

@mitchfelding2661

2y↑15

He had a mind like a steel trap. Always hilarious, rapid-fire one-liners.

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