Seinfeld
Theme Songs Lyrics

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Comments from YouTube:

Theme Guy

3y↑2.2K

hello, hows everyone doing? cheers to my favorite shows theme being my number 1 video after all these years, im still alive!

Andromeda Galaxy

3y↑44

i finally found you in the ocean full of comments

bacon

3y↑9

AdorableJackson

3y↑5

hey bacon

drippy

3y↑11

the legend is back

Murat Ünlü

3y↑5

How does this only have 8 likes and 5 comments?

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Joseph Asis

4y↑8.8K

When you’re at a funeral and your brain reminds you of that joke that made you laugh for 5 minutes straight

Ryan Young

4y↑329

When you’re at your grandpas funeral and your grandma let’s loose a loud fart

Gladiux

4y↑64

Joe Mama umm thats a horrible joke

n o

4y↑50

Sadly, I can relate.

Sloppy Phart

4y↑104

@Gladiux you come up with a joke then Mr funny man.

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GuruTrueCrimeGuru

2y↑2.2K

I remember my four year old laughing a lot at Seinfeld and I'm like "how are you getting any of these jokes. You are four."

Princess Cruiser

2y↑314

Maybe they were just fake laughing to go with the laugh track

3Main

2y↑91

Same thing happened with my 2 year old cousin. I was mad confused

Guke / Oke

2y↑140

Maybe you've underestimated your child

Some Random Guy

2y↑122

Kids are always gonna find Kramer funny. The very Kramer-centric seasons (8 and 9) are big hits with younger ones

Vo Devil

2y↑83

Kids love Kramer. Adults love George.

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Khoryu

3y↑9K

“This place is nice as hell.”
Everyone in church:

Brandon Perez

3y↑87

Yo!!! 🤣🤣🤣

BigDinoBuilder

3y↑171

@Miguel Ângelo יְהֹוָה I can't tell if you tried too hard or didn't try enough

YOSHAAAAAA

3y↑79

@Miguel Ângelo יְהֹוָה tried too hard or legitimate statement
Either way, both sucks

cat with headphones

3y↑2

I get it

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Hey Cuz Productions

2y↑1K

I want this played at my funeral.

Axothermic

2y↑68

Same. It will help everyone to remember how we our lives were an absolute joke.

Levi Gamo

2y↑27

he will be remembered, but... theme plays

Axothermic

2y↑12

@Levi Gamo ...man was he a joke theme continues

player_8008

1y↑6

if elon musk makes the neurolink, it works(without killing me), and it can play music, i would get one only to play the theme in my brain 24/7 it would be funny, then become annoying, and eventually i'd accept it and it'd go back to being funny.

Molkwi

1y↑6

Yeah, to show that your life was a joke... except that jokes have a meaning and a reason to be, you don't.

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Devil of Dance

3y↑3K

My teacher used to tell dad jokes all the time, and he hated Seinfeld, so whenever he told one of his many awful dad jokes we would play the Seinfeld theme as a payback. Now he loves the show, especially the theme.

enderguardian

2y↑99

soooooo is that a win or lose? im gonna assume its a win

Fernando Asakusa

2y↑103

@enderguardian I see this as an absolute win

314Jets

2y↑59

Redemption arc

Critter Whisperer

2y↑3

🤣🤣🤣

fibsh

2y↑8

This is wholesome.

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David Alishayev

2y↑261

One of the best theme songs ever made and will always be a memory
HANDS DOWN

EpicAndrew97

1y↑3

I dont have hands

Flame of Udûn

32w

@EpicAndrew970:00

Chaz Collabs

5y↑5.6K

When you're falling in the shower and you try to grab onto the water

PUPPY BOOIDK

5y↑175

right now its like 1 AM
AND I AM STRUGGLING TO NOT LAUGH AT THIS

Nucleononomous DKXpert

5y↑29

This comment has 69 likes, and i'm not gonna ruin that perfect number.

natalie

5y↑28

KEEP IT AT 69 BOYS

Petrolosis

5y↑30

Mate...

Magical_Lenny

5y↑20

I’m dead

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v-fire1

4y↑9.9K

When you try to kill a bee because you're allergic to them, but your girlfriend stops you and cheats on you with that bee.

that history is cool guy

4y↑244

Wtf

NoPinapplesHere

4y↑839

@that history is cool guy bee movie

that history is cool guy

4y↑94

@NoPinapplesHere i know I'm joking

Rocker 420

4y↑316

Basically the whole plot to The Bee Movie...

Paul McGartney

4y↑48

Underrated

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Delgado973

3y↑3.3K

“Just heading out for a swim, I’ll be back in a jiffy.”

Everyone else in the submarine:

marcoAKAjoe

3y↑3

Lol

Necrozma

3y↑6

your 69th like sir

Help this asian.

3y↑1

@Necrozma 😏

Necrozma

3y↑4

@Help this asian. They ruined it

Help this asian.

3y↑1

@Necrozma :(
Ik

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Rover the Hedgehog

2y↑181

Seinfeld is definitely my favorite tv show ever, not just sitcom.

Nick Coltrane

2y↑8

Word. If I could inject my seinfeld dvds to get high, I would.

Elizabeth

40w↑2

THE OFFICE IS SO MUCH BETTER

Horzinicla

36w↑5

@Elizabeth the office is better in terms of emotions and story, but for a sitcom, I'm currently watching Seinfeld for the first time, and I love the freedom of not having to care too much about the cast's relationship and just enjoy the comedy

Quinnimation TV

25w

@Elizabethsomeone forgot the definition of opinion

NJSynthesis

4y↑2.3K

When you realize the Seinfeld theme wasn’t played on a real bass.

˚* ੈ Mochie.x ࿐ྂ。

4y↑43

OMG

Кристиян Кръстев

4y↑9

@˚* ੈ Mochie.x ࿐ྂ。 Mind Blowing

jasmine

4y↑18

w h a t

Nick Yates

4y↑135

@jasmine nope it was composed by hand,mouth and keyboard

Fin Coupe

4y↑29

Davie will be disappointed

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Broskie

2y↑35

Never gets old it's still great.

Puckstop

4y↑3.7K

Me: Gets up to get a drink of water
The guy who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:

Rossi

4y↑27

lol

Bobby Xu

4y↑19

lol

Actual Toaster

4y↑14

Lol

joaldofilho

4y↑10

lol

DS

4y↑13

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Bee Boy

3y↑193

I read somewhere that listening to this song helps when you're panicking over something that you did in the past, and yeah it really does help. I listen to it on repeat while breathing deeply and it just works.

Demon Schnauzer

2y↑28

These are the ACTUAL anxiety tips that therapists are afraid to mention haha

Ñ

2y↑20

"Hey Jimmy, do you remember when you punched that girl?"
* Jimmy proceeds to play the Seinfield Theme unironically *

☆ Dipz ☆

37w↑3

This information changed my entire view on life

Arlen

25w↑2

@Demon Schnauzerbreathing into a harmonica helps with panic attacks too

ItsSomeGuy

3y↑773

This is the only instrumental, in the history of instrumentals, that's actually hilarious.

TestedSummers

3y↑13

Dexter's instrumental is also hilarious.

WebbStudios

2y↑19

Yakkety Sax:are you challenging me?

ItsSomeGuy

2y↑2

@WebbStudios YES!

PouLS

2y↑2

Wrong. Yakety Sax is hilaurios as well, and I'm sure there are more.

ItsSomeGuy

2y↑1

@PouLS always open to learning more. If I'm not wrong, then I'm wrong. 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

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strikermodel

1y↑34

I think this is still my favorite "after a bad joke" rift, period.

Frosty Cane

1y↑1

For me it’s tied with Larry David’s theme tbh

AriseGamers

4y↑848

when you're in the car with your friend and he speeds up and starts talking about why life is meaningless

BelarusEdits🇧🇾

3y↑38

People reading the newspaper be like:

yum yums

3y↑3

LMFAOAOOAOOA

A mysterious person

3y↑9

Necrozma

3y↑15

the dude in the car behind us:

Abdullah

2y↑2

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

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Asking Why is Free

1y↑57

This theme sums up life. I try to be intense, to be interesting and paint colors in my life but it all ends up like a meaningless joke. This song makes me realize that people shouldn't be all that uptight in life bruh.

lucky

34w↑2

what

AmongUs439

30w

the

- Coffeecat

27w

LMAO

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RoverClover

7y↑6.2K

when you realize all the colors in fruit loops have the same flavor

Gibuswagen

7y↑145

Whatyou'dexpect they are just tiny wheat donuts that have colour added to them ._.

Nelson Nicholson

7y↑126

When you realize you misspelt "Froot Loops".

Gibuswagen

7y↑79

Nope Nelson when you realize that the government misspelt "Fruit loops"

that wasnt very cash money of you

7y↑61

Rovic Merginio I read this aloud, and it sparked a whole conversation in my family, I thank you

SkysNotTheLimit

7y↑2

When you're the 666th person to like something.

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johnfortnite

4y↑4.3K

when karen complains about hair in her food but the chef is bald

Oh Okay!

4y↑142

@a cob8 cob8 no please no god wtf

Thiago

4y↑80

That actually happened here in Brazil lol

Tech Freak

4y↑33

The waiter isn't bald, though.

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ȠȅɱҽѕῗṡӍⱥᶉіӆѐ

3y↑66

I loved watching this as a kid, the music was one of the most underrated things about this show.

Markus Aaron Hester

2y↑3

I grew up on this too. It raised our generation. 🙌🏽

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The Chess Mathsters

2y↑382

When you wave to a blind person and they wave back

HotelArcadia

2y↑17

When you talk to a deaf person and they say "What?"

spungbop scarepans

1y↑11

when you do a sick dance and the guy in a wheelchair gets up and does it better

Yiigo

1y↑2

when you look at the mirror and someone looks at you

vision1997 and and

1y↑2

@HotelArcadia some can hear slightly btw

Juana Banana ⭐️

@vision1997 and and thats hearing aids / vibrations

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Nameless

4y↑25

Without a doubt the greatest sitcom of all time

It will NEVER go down

YouTube violated me

2y↑133

Me: flips pillow onto the cool side
Everyone else at my funeral:

I love Controversy

7y↑10.1K

when you tell a blind person to look over there

Mash

5y↑237

I know that Your blind But you Gotta See This

David Pineda

5y↑8

1,000th like!

Abkenn

5y↑36

I love controversy your pfp is perfect for this joke

Creak

4y↑8

@Mash you're*

Mash

4y↑10

@Creak Oof. Thanks.

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NoobCompany!

3y↑60

Everyone is still gonna love this music after more than 5 years.

Caped_Crusader4

2y↑3

Dude… the show was made 33 years ago tomorrow and the video 13 yrs ago

Anakin Skywalker

4y↑812

When you realize Grievous is shorter than expected

Evergreen The Dog

4y↑32

When you realize that Anakin is younger than you expected

TheFireHydration Unit

4y↑37

When you realize you don’t have the high ground

hudson bruce

4y↑5

When you realize your arms and legs got cut off by the Highground

cayde the govir

4y↑12

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

GJ

4y↑9

When you wake up and realize your girlfriend is dead.

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GodzillaCO

1y↑97

"I really agree with the villain of this movie"

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

Alex_thegreatt07A V

27w↑2

I cant like its at 69

omegamanGXE

26w↑1

@Alex_thegreatt07A Vmoar liek 420

Arun Shukla

26w

>villain
Which one? Stalin or Churchill?

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Jaxden 28

4y↑34

The greatest sitcom of all time

phil

43w↑3

This song is so addicting and memorizing. I don't need to listen to the audio I can just play it in my head 🎶

No1canbeatR

4y↑3.6K

When you’re having a staring contest with a doll and you win

A. T. L. R.

4y↑22

@redfoxboss oh yes I read it wrong

Just A Guy Productions

4y↑8

redfoxboss now I get it, it took me a little while to, but I got the joke.

Art's Legacy

4y↑19

That is pretty messed up to think about.... so deep

DEFINETELY Kosaku Kawajiri

4y↑32

What a beautiful- shit.

I wanna kash00t mys3lf

4y↑13

chew

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spooks

4y↑1.7K

me: opens windows to get some fresh air flowing

everyone else in the submarine:

Tomelirola

4y↑2

Kkkk

Is Sana god? YES or YES?

4y↑8

@Tomelirola MANO, não usa “KKK” em comentário de gringo, eles entendem como uma seita satânica

Mudkip909

4y↑3

nah,
Everyone else in china:

W H E E Z E

Estrogen Overdose

4y↑5

It make senses though because "air" is water in indonesian

シ︎Red_Devilシ︎

4y↑1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Vic

3y↑83

This song embodies the 90’s

PlumbG64

A big joke?

James

1y↑2

@PlumbG64 the 90s dance European electro music embodies the 90s that music is freakin sick

Cláudia Elizabeth

1y↑5

Era uma turma tão unida! Tudo era mais sutil,discreto! Eu e minha falecida mãe adorávamos!

Jack W

3y↑17

A couple times each year I come back to this video just to read the comments with this track in the background. I am never disappointed. Go people.

Buddy Clem

2y↑6

It seems so long ago, when television theme songs were this long! I love how playing this song at random times always brings a laugh!

RedShark

7y↑4K

When you try to push a pull door

First Name Last Name

5y↑20

@Aiden Davenport im prob gonna get whoooshed but doesnt google docs autosave stuff

Kerplunkr

5y↑12

RedShark when you try to pull a push door

Blue Hoodie Guy

Aiden Davenport :/

JerpyTH

3y↑8

and it still opens

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「Hamdan Akifゴゴゴ」

3y↑12

this always makes me feel dumb and silly and i love it

Flame Prince187

3y↑39

I want this played at my funeral

Brandon Hea

2y↑7

Really this theme goes with anything. Plays in my head when I do something random

Mom's

3y↑8

Whenever a memory of an event resurfaces that reminds me embarrassing I was back then I play this tune in my head so I feel less bad about myself.

MecaFurro5555

2y↑7

This theme is so amazing that I have it as an alarm tone

Jenny r

7y↑3.5K

When the waiter says "enjoy your meal" and you say "you too"

large egg

7y↑54

Trump is Daddy
that's literally me

HarishyQuichey

7y↑15

Trump is Daddy y-you too

Yoyleb17

7y↑3

HarishyQuichey o shit fam-squad in the house

HarishyQuichey

7y↑1

NinjaCat 99 me me big boy

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Jasmine Day

4y↑17

Just played this during an argument with my dad it was so amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Fairytale Overworlds

2y↑16

I have a feeling the bass guitar represents Kramer, the soft piano and flute background is George, the percussion and popping noises are Jerry, and the snazzy brassy part is Elaine.

Jaime Filho

4y↑6

O tema é tão bom quanto a a série.Casamento perfeito!!!!

Who is Mr Blank

1y↑2

I like playing this when people are telling really mundane stories about nothing. It's amazing how well it fits.

fakestarfruit

5y↑2.8K

When you realize that this song was made using a keyboard and not a bass guitar

Sam LaPlante

5y↑78

please confirm this, anyone

hi

5y↑61

this offends my bass guitar heart

ZaeemCKZ

5y↑21

Davie504 and his 🅱️ass will not like this fact

Subscribe to Ban Bass Tabs

5y↑11

bro it dont even sound like a real bass

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Therealteardrop

3y↑186

I just play this in the background whenever someone messes up during a zoom meeting

Blue Hoodie Guy

3y↑3

😅

Basil

3y↑4

Brilliant

marcoAKAjoe

Lol

× 𝟸-𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚐 ×

3y↑4

you are destined for greatness my friend

10K LIKE ANONIM BALIK WXC

3y↑1

school kid should try

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The Axbowlotl

3y↑20

When you spend several months trying to kill a boss, and finally succeed, but then the music gets more intense:

Mr Bizzaros

2y↑472

Fire alarm: goes off
Kid in wheelchair: stands up and starts panicking
Deaf Kid: That sound hurts my ears!
Blind Kid: I hope I'll be able to see you guys again!
Everyone else:

some guy on youtube

1y↑51

Mute kid:

you see, the joke is that there is no joke. The mute kid is mute, and thus he cannot talk. What’s up with that?

OminousFlare

1y↑5

@some guy on youtube If you have to explain your joke...

Lucky Rev

1y↑3

Me: becomes fire extinguisher

Alyssa Editzz 2

1y↑8

athiest kid: oh my god

V2 posting

1y↑9

The teacher: Bolts straight to the exit pushing every kid and old lady out of his way.

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Nameless

3y↑15

The Most Iconic Comedic Theme For The Greatest Sitcom Ever Made

Andrew Hernandez

2y↑8

I want this song played at my funeral as they're lowering the casket

Alan Chavarria

7y↑835

I had to avoid eye contact to the screen cause i felt that Jerry Seinfeld was staring to my soul

mellowandjello

7y↑24

That's why Elaine is staring away at George.

Carter Brownlee

7y↑45

It's a habit I've picked up, staring into souls.

Peter Yost

7y↑4

God, you're right.

galxie

7y↑22

Y O U L I K E J A Z Z ?

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Soup Man.

29w↑1

Fun fact did you know that the theme was improvised for every single standup scene to match the rhythm of Seinfeld talking? Kinda weird but cool

Abigail Farfalliana

45w↑3

I play this every time I make a funny joke. It makes it so much better.

Wolfgang97

2y↑3

I enjoy how groovy the theme for Seinfeld is. Seinfeld is one of my three favorite shows on TV (one of the two I would only watch on TV actually, as there's nothing else good on anymore), the other two being 3rd Rock from the Sun and Crank Yankers.

Terrestrial Extraterrestrial

3y↑9

The song we will hear during the credits of our lives

George Magdy

2y↑6

The music is so funny in itself... Suits the show perfectly! 😂😂😂

The Burger King

7y↑5.4K

When you throw solid ice at someone during a snowball fight

Jinig

7y↑162

*insert constipated Jerry face here

n ye

7y↑22

Benjamin Trudeau same lmao

Zoin

7y↑9

good old seinfeild

Aidan MacIvor

7y↑42

I was having a snowball fight and I found a giant ice chunk, so I brought it over threw it and it broke. I fell over from the giant weight of the ice, and then I got on my hands and knees , then someone smashed the ice chunk over my back.

chris thomas

7y↑10

i did this to my dad and it knocked him out lol

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Sane

2y↑6

One of the best themes ever! Love the old sound!

Melissa Cook

35w↑1

I’m in love with this song I watched it at least seven times today I love Kramers pose ha ha ha

Uvay Bowl

2y↑2

When you watch that video clip of Jonathan Wolff describe how he crafted the theme around Jerry, you realize how deep an incredible musician's intellect is.

CamCam

4y↑9

Me walking into 2020 with high expectations and life goals

Divinity

1y↑3

This is way more catchy then it needs to be 🤣

Obi-Wan Kenobi

7y↑9.4K

When you don't have the high ground.

Name

7y↑118

ayyy

The Harvinator

7y↑238

Hello there

Spastic Switcheroo

7y↑188

When you spell Obi Wan Kenobi's Name wrong on purpose

Latios XD

7y↑58

When anakin believes that no one can kill jedi

Argenteux

7y↑72

When you beat Darth Maul without the high ground

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Mr DV

3y↑3

One of the best sitcom of all time.

Anthony Ruffin

2y↑2

Not one of the greatest Thee greatest sitcoms of all time

Jacob Van Antwerp

28w↑1

I love watching Seinfeld with my dad!

Ankur Bhaskar

2y↑7

To think this bopping theme for a show considerably about nothing woke someone up from coma back in the day. Amazing.

Mia Mesa

2y↑2

I had a stroke reading this

bbglas007

4y↑4

I want to see an acapella orchestra make all those popping sounds live

masterpig

2y↑7

Honestly this show is really good

Brendan Malcarne

7y↑7.8K

When you're home alone on the toilet at 2 AM but the toilet seat is warm

TheJewelMan

7y↑148

Edgy

Lenin Chan

7y↑55

Multybrendan when Bai home alone

FuckYou

7y↑272

When you're supposed to be playing farmvill and this one farmer keeps cutting your grass

Makuta Miserix

7y↑87

Simple; you own a seat warmer.

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Gary Heichel

3y↑232

Magician: I am going to saw this box in half with someone inside

Everyone at the funeral:

Jordan Verbeek

3y↑5

The theme works. You can slow it down, you can speed it up, you can play one part of it and everyone knows what it is.

Mister Peachy

1y↑2

It fits an opening of a stand up comedian’s comedy show 👍

T3zlaGM

3y↑3

didn't know it originated from this.. but i must say even after 12 years this sounds good

FVS

7y↑4.6K

When you take a United Airlines flight and see the Security coming to your seat

Kingjake41

7y↑59

unites airlines mroe like USE THE FORCE LUKE

megaponful

7y↑47

KIRABIO These are not the drugs you are looking for.

Kingjake41

7y↑2

The Insane Man Yes

Rocco's microwave

4y↑5

And your a doctor

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stupidskits productions

4y↑476

Me: "hey guys, the apple juice tastes kinda weird. Probably just a bad batch"

Everyone else at the toxic waste removal center:

Midspooky

4y↑4

Yummy

I'm a Pizza

4y↑6

And Mizukimoon was never seen again.

DeadBushMasterz

4y↑5

Does apple juice always have chunks or is it just this batch?

seeker of parmesan

2y↑2

The guy who performed the urine test:

Blocc7673

2y↑1

Huh why am i disintegrating? Eh whatever

Brony Otaku

3y↑3

I watched this show for the first time today,it´s awesome!

greathelmm

2y↑11

greatest tv show of all time

Bigdyt

1y↑1

Yep

victor newman

4y↑2

Why do I never get sick of hearing this ?

nexball mapping

2y↑5

That moment when you run face flat into a wall when being chased by an enemy on a game where the run ability is too realistic

I lOvE To ToUr

4y↑2.5K

When that quiet kid brings a instrument case to school but you realize he isn't in band.

Vicente Ochoa

4y↑13

Bruh! 😂😂😂

Obinna Nwakwue

4y↑48

Yes.

HE IS IN ORCHESTRA!

Ninjah__

wot

Joey Joestar

4y↑24

@anekakaneculo congratulations, Einstein! You got the joke!

redpractition

4y↑2

Light Imagay natural born alfred eisenstein over here

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JiM Haggis

4y↑1

When the theme song is better than Seinfield itself.

Domen Ocepek

4y↑2

great song, love it!

Simon's Astronomy

1y↑4

Best opening theme ever

Alden

4y↑3

One of the best theme songs ever.

Kat B

1y↑2

This is my ringtone!!! 🤩😍😍😍

Cheeseman

5y↑710

When you sneeze and someone says bless you, but then you remember you're home alone

Disgusting

5y↑54

When your profile matches your reaction

marcoAKAjoe

5y↑5

Woah lol

Jonah Louque

5y↑7

When you realize you spelled you’re incorrectly but you still have over 100 likes

IsEcoDude

5y↑1

@yeet It’s a joke

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Sudupe

3y↑441

11 Million views, 11 years ago.

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."

Gadiel Sepúlveda

3y↑5

Exactly.

LightningBoltSniper

3y↑2

damn this comment has 11 likes as well.

BuilderBosc

3y↑29

Now 12 years later, 12 million veiws

mattman337

2y↑3

And now this comment is 11 months old

Nani

Wow

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Hotrod Eldorado

3y↑1

I always think of this playing as I'm getting ready for work and making my way there as the camera pans out to the city skyline and road signs

Jesse Fernandez

2y↑4

The soundtrack of my life

Arrow Productions

4y↑142

Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
Anakin:

Jordan Vayalumkal

3y↑2

Takes one to know one GODEEEEM

fatdude

45w↑3

This fills me with a unknown unending rage

Cannibalistic Meatballs

4y↑4.5K

The mute kid:where’s the bathroom?
The deaf kid: over there.
The blind kid: I’ll walk you over.
The doctors:

J S

4y↑85

Next…

Nox

4y↑95

okay i actually got a chuckle out of this one

Lora Mullins

4y↑24

thinks ok so wut it’s normal wdym

Fleet Admiral Auto

4y↑74

The cripple: It's on the next floor up, so let's take the stairs.

XE nottateM

4y↑3

Hol Up

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Sniper Dolphin

4y↑3

If I'm ever dying in a hospital bed, I'd want this to play instead of a steady tone if my heart stops

Michael Zachary

47w↑3

Jane: “Don’t call me anymore!”
(Jerry throws his hands up)
(Jane comes back and talks in Kramer’s ear)
Erika: “You either.”
Jerry and Kramer: shocked Pikachu face😂😂😂 my all time favorite show