Good Person
Theodd1sout Lyrics

I'm at the supermarket
I am currently at the grocery store

Gon' cop some rhubarb
I plan on purchasing some rhubarb

I reach into my pocket
I put my hand into my pocket

It's time to get charged
I am ready to pay for my purchase

I pay in cash, and I know what happens next is strange
I give the cashier cash for my purchase, knowing what I will do next is unusual

I flash a stunning smile and say
I smile charmingly and state

"You can keep the change"
"You can keep the additional money"

Oh, what
An exclamation of surprise

Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I am a virtuous individual

You can have that money (it's yours)
I insist that the cash belongs to the cashier

And also coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, uh
I add that coins are inconvenient to carry around

Sitting by my computer
I am currently located at my computer

Mom comes inside the lair
My mother enters my room

"It's smelling like a sewer
"The room has a foul odor

You should go and get some air"
My mother recommends I go outside to improve the situation

I'm gettin' up, and stretch, I'm filling up with pride
I stand up, stretch, and feel a sense of self-importance

I open up the door and put a single foot outside
I step out of the room, putting only one foot outside

Oh, what
An exclamation of surprise

Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I am a virtuous individual

I leave my house (so healthy)
I leave my home, which is good for my physical well-being

I'm gonna put my foot back inside of my house now, uh
I state my intention to return to my home

My lifestyle's quite unhealthy
I acknowledge that my way of living is not ideal for my health

I snacked recording this
I ate a snack while making this recording

Got an expanding belly
My stomach is growing larger

Can't find a shirt that fits
I cannot locate a shirt that is the appropriate size

Roll my chair to the kitchen, fill my snack bowl to the brim
I move my chair to the kitchen and fill my snack bowl to the top

Yeah, I know that might look bad, but then I sign up for a gym
I admit that my snacking behavior may be viewed negatively, but assure that I recently registered for a fitness center

Oh, what
An exclamation of surprise

Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I am a virtuous individual

I'm a gym member (gon' get ripped)
I am enrolled in a fitness center to become physically stronger

And I will go there sometime, I just haven't decided on a date yet, uh
I state my intention to attend the gym at some point in the future, but have not yet set a specific day

I'm chilling out in class
I am currently relaxing in a classroom

My teacher's such a jerk
My teacher is unpleasant

And suddenly he asks
He unexpectedly questions

"Where is your homework"
"Do you have your completed work"

All my friends in panic, "no was that today??"
My peers become worried, exclaiming "Was that due today?"

I slap mine on the desk and say "I'm gonna get an A plus"
I confidently present my work to the desk and claim "I will receive an excellent grade"

Oh, what
An exclamation of surprise

Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I am a virtuous individual

I do my homework (model student)
I complete my school assignments, portraying myself as a role model for others

Turns out I plagiarized and now I'm in detention, uh (sad, whiny uh)
I reveal that I copied someone else's work and must now stay in detention as punishment, expressing disappointment with a whiny vocalization

My mom is back again
My mother has returned

"Can you take out the trash?"
"Could you please remove the garbage?"

Her mind was blown right then
She is impressed by my behavior

"I did it before you asked"
"I already completed that task before you requested it"

Oh, what
An exclamation of surprise

Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I am a virtuous individual

I do my chores (for mommy)
I complete household tasks, done out of love for my mother

Couldn't find a trashcan so I dumped it in the ocean, uh
I admit to not having located a suitable disposal bin, and therefore throwing the garbage into the ocean

It's just a regular day
Today is an average day

Or is it, grandma?
I question if it is truly just another ordinary day

No, someone's changin' age and
Someone is celebrating a birthday today

it isn't grandpa
The individual celebrating is not my grandfather

Other grandsons may just write on Facebook walls
My cousins may only leave birthday messages on social media

But I am grandmas special boy, so I am gonna call
However, I feel a personal connection to my grandmother, so I plan to call and wish them a happy birthday

Oh, what
An exclamation of surprise

Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I am a virtuous individual

I remember birthdays (for example February 7th)
I make a point to recall important dates, such as February 7th

You better think of me when you're drafting up your will
I jokingly suggest that they should remember me when creating their last will and testament

I'm hanging out with Quinston
I am with my friend Quinston

He is the coolest guy
I admire him greatly

Got 30k on Insta'
Quinston has 30,000 followers on Instagram

Always wears suit and tie
Quinston often dresses in formal attire

I tell him 'bout how good I am, but he says
I boast to him about my good qualities, but he responds

"Bro, the people who are really good don't brag about it though"
"Real virtuous individuals don't boast about their goodness."

what? You're saying bragging about the nice things you've done misses the whole point
I question his statement, asking if bragging about my good deeds is not why I do them in the first place?

Of doing nice things in the first place?
I am uncertain if he means that being humble is a crucial element of doing good deeds

Oh, what
An exclamation of surprise

Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I am a virtuous individual

I don't brag ever (never did)
I claim that I do not regularly boast about myself

Now please excuse me while I go delete my Twitter, uh
As a result of our conversation, I decide to delete my Twitter account