Santa's Beard
They Might Be Giants Lyrics


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Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
And hangs around with me and my wife
Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
Why must she climb on his knee?
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

She always had this twisted side to her
But she'd never drag my name around town
But lately she's been humming cheating songs
And I don't like that fat guy around
No, I don't like that fat guy around

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
Thrilling Christmas, trembling fear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard




I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

Overall Meaning

"They Might Be Giants" classic, "Santa's Beard," tells a holiday story of jealousy and suspicion. The song describes the singer's discomfort with the fact that his wife seems to be getting a little too cozy with Santa Claus. The song begins by describing how Santa Claus spends time with the singer and his wife one time a year. However, each year, when the singer's wife climbs onto Santa Claus's lap, he can't help feeling jealous. She then goes under the mistletoe and screams for Santa Claus to join her. The singer becomes more and more frustrated as his wife grows increasingly friendly with Santa.


However, the lyrics take a more sinister turn when the singer sees his wife kissing Santa Claus while wearing his beard. The singer fears that the presence of Santa Claus in their home will lead to the destruction of their family. The song delves deeper into the singer's fears, as he describes his wife as possessing a "twisted side" to her. The song's final lines leave the singer stressed, as he describes how he wishes Santa will leave his home to prevent their breakup.


Overall, "Santa's Beard" combines themes of holiday cheer and jealousy into a catchy, upbeat rock song. The song takes the classic Christmas song of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" and adds a modern twist.


Line by Line Meaning

Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
My friend puts on a red suit once a year


And hangs around with me and my wife
He spends time with me and my wife


Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
I feel envious when she sits on his lap


And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
She stands under the mistletoe shouting


For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
She wants him to stand under the mistletoe and shout


Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
I can't help but feel envious when she sits on his lap


Why must she climb on his knee?
Why does she have to sit on his lap?


She always had this twisted side to her
She has always had a dark side


But she'd never drag my name around town
But she would never tarnish my reputation


But lately she's been humming cheating songs
Recently, she has been singing songs about cheating


And I don't like that fat guy around
And I don't like that overweight man being near her


I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I saw my girlfriend wearing Santa's beard


She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
She kissed him once and whispered something to him


I wish he would go
I wish he would leave


He's breaking up my home
He is causing trouble in my relationship


Thrilling Christmas, trembling fear
Exciting Christmas, fearful anxiety




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: JOHN FLANSBURGH, JOHN LINNELL, JOHN C. FLANSBURGH, JOHN S. LINNELL

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Flip

Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
And hangs around with me and my wife
Now I can't help but feeling jealous
Each time she climbs on his knee

And she stands beneath the mistletoe
Screaming
For him to stand beneath the mistletoe
Screaming
Now I can't help but feeling jealous
Each time she climbs on his knee
Why must she climb on his knee?

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

She always had this twisted side to her
But she'd never drag my name around town
But lately she's been humming cheating songs
And I don't like that fat guy around
No, I don't like that fat guy around

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
Thrilling! Christmas!
Trembling fear

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home



All comments from YouTube:

Hiushisan

I Feel like this might've become a much bigger hit if it had come out in the '60s.

Sakura Games

Hiushisan nah it most definitely has a rich 80s sound

DonutEater

@Sakura Games they might be referencing the beach boy's song with the same title as this song

Jurgen Ronaaz

They played this in my workplace's Stupid Repetitive Christmas Music set one year and it was the only thing that kept me going through that entire season I swear

Lisa Blacker

The only Christmas song that doesn't make me want to flip a table.

lefkytheshin

You should get out more.

Flip

Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
And hangs around with me and my wife
Now I can't help but feeling jealous
Each time she climbs on his knee

And she stands beneath the mistletoe
Screaming
For him to stand beneath the mistletoe
Screaming
Now I can't help but feeling jealous
Each time she climbs on his knee
Why must she climb on his knee?

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

She always had this twisted side to her
But she'd never drag my name around town
But lately she's been humming cheating songs
And I don't like that fat guy around
No, I don't like that fat guy around

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
Thrilling! Christmas!
Trembling fear

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

Let It Be Known

Classic song, classic album, classic band👍👍👍

pcsbeat

Fun and catchy as hell!

destruction387

What a brilliant synthetic (sampled) bass line, presumably from an Akai S1000 MIDI stereo digital sampler! A great piece of tech used to make great music in a great time period!

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