Nosy Neighbors
Thouxanbanfauni Lyrics

All because that red Dodge
Everything that follows was triggered by the presence of a red Dodge vehicle.

That's parked in front of your house right now
The red Dodge is currently parked in front of your house.

Just almost hit me and my dogs
The red Dodge came dangerously close to hitting me and my dogs.

Goin' about 55 in the neighborhood
The red Dodge was speeding at around 55 miles per hour in the neighborhood.

And better than that
To make matters worse.

Forced our car off the road, a mini-van
The red Dodge caused our mini-van to be forced off the road.

And didn't give two fucks
The driver of the red Dodge didn't care at all about the situation.

So, you know my wife -
I assume you are familiar with my wife.

You guys seem cool
I have the impression that you and my wife have a good relationship.

We don't really care too much
We are not overly concerned about the incident.

But what the fuck? I mean
However, I am still shocked and upset by what happened.

Get your shit together
You need to take control of the situation and be more responsible.

I don't know who kid was who was driving that car
I don't know the identity of the child who was driving the red Dodge.

But he's a little fucking asshole and he needs to get his ass beat
Regardless, he is a disrespectful and obnoxious individual who deserves to be disciplined.

Good God almighty
Expressing frustration and exasperation with the whole situation.

Black man workin', could've got that Beamer but this SRT
Despite being a hardworking black man, I settled for an SRT vehicle instead of a more luxurious Beamer.

Streetin', really trappin', keep that glizzy tucked, laser beam
Engaged in street activities and drug dealing, constantly carrying a concealed firearm with a laser sight.

Fuck out my way, if you in that Prius, I'm goin' through green
Move aside if you are driving a Prius because I will go through the green light without hesitation.

Ev-even if it's red I'm colorblind, them stop signs I don't see
Even if the traffic light is red, I disregard it because I am metaphorically colorblind and choose not to acknowledge stop signs.

Youngin', youngin' gettin' it in that Hellcat, got my neighbors mad
A young individual like me is thriving in life, driving a powerful Hellcat vehicle, which annoys my neighbors.

Shootin', shootin' in the gym with that AR or that Kel-Tec
Involved in firearms practice at the gym using an AR or a Kel-Tec weapon.

Work out every muscle in my body, just my pockets fat, fat
While I may be physically fit, my pockets are filled with a significant amount of money.

Keep it like that, guap ain't goin' on a diet, my cash on fast
I maintain this level of wealth and refuse to reduce it, as my money is growing rapidly.

Bitch, called that boy a bitch 'cause he is, always complaining
I referred to that individual as a bitch because he truly embodies the characteristics of one, constantly whining and complaining.

Snitch like my neighbors is, always writin' statements
Just like my neighbors who are notorious for snitching, this individual is always willing to provide information to authorities.

Fish, that's my chain, that's my necklace, always hear 'em danglin'
My chain and necklace are adorned with fish-shaped pendants that produce noticeable sounds as they swing back and forth.

Who I'm with? Don't worry 'bout it, just know she the realest (yeah, she gangster)
Don't concern yourself with who I am with, just understand that she is authentic and possesses a gangster mentality.

Oh, we fake? Maybe we just bougie, you need to know the difference
If you think we are fake, perhaps we are simply high-maintenance and sophisticated, and you should distinguish the two.

We don't shake no hands with niggas just because they think they famous
We are selective about whom we associate with and won't greet individuals solely based on their perceived fame.

Armed and dangerous, this glizzy gon' slay 'em, we gon' stain 'em
We are armed and prepared to cause harm, using our firearms to eliminate our enemies and leave a lasting impact.

Shooters, gangsters, and robbers, and killers, that's' my gang
The individuals I associate with are skilled in shooting, partake in criminal activities, and are capable of murder; they form my group.

My circle full of strippers, scammers, I call 'em my family
The people I surround myself with consist of strippers and scammers, whom I consider to be like my family.

Fuck your feelings, y'all don't judge me off my past, don't know my pain
Disregard your emotions and opinions because you don't have the right to judge me based on my past experiences and the pain I've endured.

USA, 'Land of the second chances'
Referring to the United States as a country that gives individuals another opportunity to succeed, despite their past mistakes.

Home of the free, land of the braves, don't tell me I can't, I'm 'Ameri-can'
America is a nation where individuals have freedom and courage, so don't try to limit me because I am an American and will not be deterred.

My unc' did fed but now he out moving that work, slangin' cain
My uncle was previously incarcerated, but now he is involved in the distribution of illegal substances, specifically cocaine.

Niggas'll get jealous like it's Neighbors, so they called the Crime Stoppers
Other individuals become envious of my success, similar to how they get jealous of fictional neighbors, leading them to report my illegal activities to law enforcement.

'Cause these niggas really just some bitches, and they lame
These individuals are truly weak and pathetic, exhibiting cowardly behavior and lack of originality.

Had more cold than COVID, color, so they threw him in that Can
Due to being heavily involved in criminal activities, my associate attracted a significant amount of attention and was ultimately incarcerated.

And these crackers hate to see you with them jewelry and them diamonds
Certain individuals, especially those of white ethnicity, despise witnessing a person of color wearing extravagant jewelry and diamonds.

They just love to see you in shackles, and them handcuffs, and them chains
These individuals derive pleasure from seeing people like me restrained, confined, and oppressed by handcuffs and chains.

My family full of dope boys, my momma scared to introduce me
My family consists of individuals involved in the drug trade, causing my mother to be hesitant to introduce me to others.

'Cause she think I'll be like them like my daddy, just the same
Her concern stems from the fear that I may follow in the footsteps of my father and become involved in the same illicit activities.

If they pissed, pull me over, asked me how I got this bank
If law enforcement becomes suspicious and stops me, they will question the source of my wealth.

I'ma tell 'em, 'Talk to my lawyer first and I entertain'
In response, I would advise them to consult my lawyer before engaging in any conversation, as I prioritize protecting my legal rights.

These niggas gon' always be mad at Fauni and always hate
These individuals will perpetually harbor negative emotions towards me, Thouxanbanfauni, and continue to exhibit hatred.

My bitch bad, yo bitch ugly
My romantic partner is attractive, while your significant other is unattractive in comparison.

This a bussit, boy, not no plain
Referring to the situation as a vibrant and exciting experience, not a dull and ordinary one.

Good God almighty
Expressing awe and amazement.

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