I Love U
Tila Tequila Lyrics

You Know,
I want to express something to you

I just wanna let you know
I need to tell you something important

That I've never felt this way about anybody else
I have never felt this way towards someone before

I... I... I think I love you
I might be in love with you

So don't think I'm crazy when I tell you this
Please don't think I'm irrational for saying this

But if you ever hurt me,
In the event that you cause me emotional or physical harm,

I'll FUCKING KILL YOU
I will respond with extreme hostility

You better go down when you get with me
You must perform oral sex on me

You better realize I am what you need
You need to accept that I am what you want

You better get here 'fore I count to three
You need to be here quickly or else

You better do right, I'll fuck you up!
If you don't affect me in a favorable manner, I will harm you

You never thought (Nope)
You did not consider

That a bitch like me
Someone like myself

Would fuck you up
Would physically harm you

If you cannot please
In the event that you cannot fulfill my wants

So you better get down
You better get down

And get on your knees
And start performing oral sex on me

Pour the diamonds out
Give me your best material possessions

Gimme what I need
Give me exactly what I demand

Hold up!
Hey, wait a minute!

Do you see me laughin'?
I am not laughing, do you observe anything humorous?

If you think that it's a joke,
If you believe this is a humorous situation,

I'ma start harrassin'
I will begin to bully you relentlessly

All you little hoes that be tryin' to pass me
All these other women vying for your attention

You better tell them I'ma kick they asses
You should inform them that I will physically fight them

What!
What?!

Who are you talkin' to?
With who are you conversing?

You better hang up or I'll do wit' you (Dirty assholes)
If you don't hang up, I will

And who the fuck is this bitch on your page
Who is that woman featured on your online profile?

With the big-ass tits up on your Top 8 (Yup)
She has large breasts and is featured prominently in the 'Top 8' section of your online profile

Cuz' I'm the crazy bitch that's runnin' the game (Yup)
I am the crazy woman who is dominant in relationships, yes

Cuz' I'm the crazy bitch that's callin' your name (Yup)
I am the insane woman who is attempting to ruin your reputation, yes

Cuz' I'm the crazy bitch, I ain't got no shame (Yup)
I am the unhinged woman who is entirely shameless, yes

I will FUCK YOU UP
I will cause you physical violence

How come everytime you go do it again? (Why you always out late?)
Why do you repeat this action every time? (Why are you always out late?)

Why you always drunk when your with your friends? (You need to call me when your out!)
Why are you frequently inebriated when surrounded by your peers? (You need to call me when you go out!)

Shut the fuck up and get in my Benz
Be quiet and enter my Mercedes-Benz car

Do what I say, I don't give a damn
Follow my commands and disregard my disregard for your well-being

You better obey if you want my nookie
You must comply with my desires if you want to have sexual intercourse with me

You better stop talkin' to all dem hoochies
You need to stop conversing with all those other women

You better wise up and listen to me
Become more intelligent and follow my instructions

I will FUCK YOU UP
I will emotionally or physically harm you

You think I'm trippin', now?
Do you believe I am unintelligible, now?

You askin' all your friends while you write it down
You are asking your friends for advice and taking notes

You wonderin' why your tire is blown
You are pondering why one of your tires has gone flat

And why your cell phone ain't work no more (Yup)
And why your cell phone does not function anymore

Cuz' I'm the crazy bitch that's runnin' the game (Yup)
I am the psychotic woman who is in charge of things, yes

Cuz' I'm the crazy bitch that's callin' your name (Yup)
I am the madwoman who is constantly attempting to interact with you, yes

Cuz' I'm the crazy bitch, I ain't got no shame (Yup)
I am the insane woman who has no bottom line, yes

I will FUCK YOU UP
I will cause you some kind of physical, emotional, or mental harm

I love you (6x) (Uh, yeah, gimme what I need)
I have romantic feelings for you, please fulfill my desires

You better go down when you get with me
You must perform oral sex on me

You better realize I am what you need
You need to understand that I am what you want

You better get here 'fore I count to three
You need to arrive quickly or I will be displeased

You better do right, I'll fuck you up!
If you do not affect me in a favorable manner, I will respond with hurtful actions