A Professional Pirate
Tim Curry Lyrics


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Long John:
When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"

Hey, ho, ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores (Long John: Ha ha ha! Sing it, lads!)
And you'll keep your mind and body sound (Long John: Show him you've been practicing!)
By working out of doors

Long John:
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without

And when you're a professional pirate

Bad Polly:
That's what the job's about

Long John:
Upstage, lads, this is my only number!

Now, take Sir Francis Drake; the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood!

Hey, ho, ho (Long John: Oh, I love it!)
We're honorable men (Long John: 'Tis poetry in motion!)
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten!

Long John:
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute

But when you're a professional pirate

Clueless Morgan:
You don't have to wear a suit
...What?

Mad Monty:
I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart!

Bad Polly:
I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart

Clueless Morgan:
I could have been in politics
'Cause I've always been a big spender

Black-Eyed Pete:
And me... I could have been a contender

Long John:
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press; it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet!

Hey, ho, ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share-and-share-alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
And when you're a professional pirate

Long John:
You'll be honest, brave, and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly—





When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "A Professional Pirate" by Tim Curry are about Long John Silver telling his crew how to become a professional pirate. He explains to them that becoming a pirate is a challenging career and that there is honor in being a pirate. Long John Silver says that being a pirate is about true friendship and adventure, and encourages his crew to be honest, brave, and free. He also emphasizes the importance of loyalty, fairness, and being on the square.


The song has a lot of wit and humor in it and it is clear that the pirates are proud of their profession. They acknowledge that they may have to execute someone on occasion, but they also say that they are honorable men who will always count to ten before losing their tempers. They further argue that they are victims of bad press and that they are actually the nicest guys you would ever want to meet.


Line by Line Meaning

When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
When I was a boy, I was searching for my calling in life


My father said "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation
My father warned me to make a careful decision about my future


Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
There are safer options for a professional career like becoming a doctor or a financier


My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"
Why not aim for a more challenging career?


You'll cruise to foreign shores
You'll sail to different countries


And you'll keep your mind and body sound
Working out of doors will keep your body and mind healthy


True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
As pirates, our true friends are the ones with whom we share adventures


That's what the job's about
Being a professional pirate is all about true friendship and adventure


Upstage, lads, this is my only number!
Let me take the lead on this one, boys!


But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
Sir Francis Drake is revered as a hero by the British


It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
The way people perceive pirates defines whether they are good or bad


And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood!
I view pirates as noble brothers


We're honorable men
Pirates are men of honor


And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten!
We always control our temper and take a moment to calm down


On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
Sometimes, executing someone is necessary


You don't have to wear a suit
You don't need to dress formally


I could have been a surgeon
I had the potential to be a surgeon


But I just had too much heart
I couldn't do it because I care too much


I say we're victims of bad press; it's all exaggerated
Pirates are portrayed unfairly in the media and accused of things they didn't do


We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet!
Pirates are actually very nice and friendly people


It's one for all for one
We believe in unity and sharing


And we'll share-and-share-alike with you and love you like a son
We'll share everything with you and love you like our own child


We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
We're proud to be honor-bound, fortunate men


You'll be honest, brave, and free
As a professional pirate, you'll be honest, brave, and free


The soul of decency
You'll be the epitome of decency


You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
You'll be dedicated, impartial, and honest


And when you're a professional pirate
Being a professional pirate is a way of life


You're always in the best of company!
You're surrounded by great people when you're a professional pirate




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Professional Pirate lyrics:

[LONG JOHN]
When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"

[PIRATES]
Hey ho ho!
You'll cruise to foreign shores
(HAHAHAH!)
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
(Sing it lads)
By working out of doors
(Show em’ you’ve been practicing!)

[LONG JOHN]
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without,-

[PIRATES]
and when you're a professional pirate

[POLLY]
-that's what the job's about

[LONG JOHN]
(spoken)
Upstage, lads. This is my only number

(sung)
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British, he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood

[PIRATES]
Hey ho ho!
(Oh I love it! )
(Tis poetry in motion!)
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will
Always count to ten

[LONG JOHN]
On occasion, there may be someone you have to execute,-

[PIRATES]
And when you're a professional pirate-

[CLUELESS]
-you don't have to wear a suit.........what?

[MONTY]
I could have been a surgeon. I like taking things apart

[POLLY]
I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart

[CLUELESS]
I could have been in politics 'cause I've always been a big spender

[BLACK-EYED PETE]
(spoken)
And me, I could've been a contender

[LONG JOHN]
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press that's all exaggerated
We never stab you in the back, we never lie or cheat
We're just, in fact, the nicest guy you ever want to meet

(spoken)
Tell the truth, lad. Do you really think the Captain and the Squire are planning to share the treasure with the likes of us? Can't hear ya. No? And we being the rightful owners, Flint’s own crew, who shed our blood getting it here. Join us lad. Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share!

[LONG JONG and PIRATES]
Hey ho ho!
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you
And love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're bound to be
And when you're a professional pirate-

[LONG JOHN]
You'll be honest, brave, and free!
The soul of decency!
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
But most importantly,-

[LONG JONG and PIRATES]
-when you're a professional pirate
You are always in the best of company!



@EmpireFanatic

Brilliant classic song and performance by Tim Curry :D.
LYRICS: Copy/pasted:
When I was just a lad, looking for my true vocation.
My father said, "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor, or perhaps a financier
My boy, why not consider, a more challenging career
Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
And when you're a professional pirate
That's what the job's about
Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
But when your a professional pirate
You don't have to wear a suit, what?

I could have been a surgeon,
I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer.
But I just had too much heart
I could have been in politics
'Cause I've always been a big spender
And me
I could have been, a contender

Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

Interlude

Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company



@zanetadavies5796

Upstage lads , this is my only number 😂😂😂
so many fantastic lines in this song ,
1. You could be a doctor or perhaps a financier , why not consider a more challenging career.
2.sing it lads , show him youve been practising.
3. Members of a noble brotherhood
4. I love it, poetry in motion.
5. When your a professional pirate you dont have to wear a suit ,
6. I couldve been a lawyer but i just had too much heart.
7. I couldve been in politics but ive always been a big spender.

Tim curry is so invested and I love it 😂😂😂



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@brandywinebridget

“the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet”

@SuperMrHiggins

That's such a cool quote. Where is that from? I want to read that interview or whatever it is from.

@brandywinebridget

@Yakko Benefiel random Tumblr user lol

That was the whole quote, no further context to be found

@nobodybutaghost

I came to this clip because of a tumblr post, hello friend.

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@gorgonzola9373

@Internet Ghost hello friend we are in the same boat :>

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@RichardX1

Tim Curry as Long John Silver in a Muppet version of Treasure Island was one of the best casting ideas in the history of the dramatic arts.

@ryanodonovan9497

It's only a shame that his version of Long John Silver wasn't in any of the Pirates of the Caribbean films. Him interacting with Johnny Depp and/or Geoffrey Rush would've been more golden than the treasure that pirates typically hunt for.

@HypnoSwag

I adore Tim Curry.

@brandonhea4394

It’s his second favorite role

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