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Timbuktu Lyrics

I got a story to tell
I have a story to tell

Nu går det ganska snabbt
Things are moving pretty fast now

Så här är det:
So, here's the thing:

Oss superhjältar emellan blir det ibland problem
Sometimes it doesn't go well among us superheroes

Men det händer ganska sällan
But it happens quite rarely

Och det här var storsmällan
And this was the big one

För Hulken ringer mej mitt i natten helt gråtfärdig
Because Hulk calls me in the middle of the night, completely in tears

"Yo Timbuk, det har hänt nåt förfärligt"
"Yo Timbuk, something terrible has happened"

Tydligen hade Tintin lämnat kapten Haddock
Apparently Tintin had left Captain Haddock

För Acke hade sett honom ha en trekant i en hammock
Because Acke had seen him have a threesome in a hammock

Med Gnutten och Bobo som hade gjort värsta lätet
With Gnutten and Bobo, who had made the worst noise

Dupont han hade filmat och lagt ut det på nätet
Dupont had filmed it and put it on the internet

I samma veva visade det sej att Bamse var scientolog
At the same time, it turned out that Bamse was a scientologist

Pelefant hade hört det för dom har samma psykolog
Pelefant had heard it because they have the same psychologist

Så Gammelsmurfen flippa och ringde Arne Anka
So Gammelsmurfen freaked out and called Arne Anka

Som stack å tanka
Who went to refuel

Nu var smurfarna helt panka
Now the smurfs were completely broke

Gargamel såg tillfället å röva bort Smurfelina
Gargamel took the opportunity to kidnap Smurfelina

Proppa henne me E å behandla henne som en slyna
Drug her with ecstasy and treat her like a slut

Läderlappen blev ju givetvis lack
Batman, of course, got angry

Gav helt upp bovjakt å började sälja ful tjack
Gave up vigilantism and started selling bad drugs

Följdaktligen blev Spindelmannen helt stressad
Consequently, Spiderman became very stressed

Pressade Fin. å Fiffi blev helt lemläst
Pushed himself too hard and completely overworked himself

Å Stålmannen var slutfestad
And Superman was completely burned out from partying too much

Gått på för många av Snobbens fester
Gone to too many of Snobben's parties

Så han å Lille Fridolf drog på sexsemester
So he and Lille Fridolf went on a sex vacation

Med X-men som gäster
With X-men as guests

Å då blev Socker Conny grön av avund
And then Socker Conny became green with envy

Å putta ner ….jäveln i en avgrund
And pushed that bastard down a cliff

Fantomen blev knäckt för det var hans bästa kram
The Phantom was crushed because it was his best hug

Han å Devil kallsvettades hela nästa dan.
He and Devil were sweating cold sweats all the next day

Men Björnligan räddade
But the Björnligan (bear gang) saved the day

Kom med värsta syran å mitt i yran
Brought the strongest acid in the middle of the party

Träffade dom fantastiska fyran
Met the Fantastic Four

Dom gick lös
They went wild

Efterfesta hos familjen Hedenhös
After-partying at the Hedenhös family's house

Och tydligen var Hagbard helt skandalös
And apparently, Hagbard was completely scandalous

Dagobert å Duffy Duck var dopade
Dagobert and Duffy Duck were doped up

Och Knattarna hade erkänt att dom var periodare
And the nephews had admitted that they were drug addicts

Så Farbror Kalle hotade med självmord
So Uncle Scrooge threatened to commit suicide

Så Modesty Blaise höjde stämningen å strippade på ett barbord
So Modesty Blaise lifted the mood and stripped on a bar table

Gröna Lyktan blev så kåt att han tafsade på Hiawatha
Green Lantern got so horny that he groped Hiawatha

Så Rocky fick slå honom med en flaska
So Rocky had to hit him with a bottle

Å som om det inte räckte hade DareDevil spetsat spenaten
And as if that wasn't enough, Daredevil spiked the spinach

Så när Karl-Alfred testa blev han helt upphetsad å grabbade staken
So when Karl-Alfred tried it, he got completely excited and grabbed his penis

Å köpte 3 vapen av Knasen å Schassen
And bought 3 weapons from Knasen and Schassen

Tvingade Kalle å Hobbe att råna jourbutiken
Forced Kalle and Hobbe to rob the convenience store

Alla profiter skulle gå till Joakims fabriker
All profits would go to Joakim's factories

Lex Luthor blev så sur så han kalla på Tom å Jerry
Lex Luthor got so mad that he called Tom and Jerry

För han visste att dom skulle tjalla på alla
Because he knew that they would snitch on everyone

Å då kom Judge Dredd på bågen
And then Judge Dredd showed up

Å slängde in varenda en in på kåken
And threw everyone in prison

Nu kunde inte Hulken hålla tillbaka gråten
Now Hulk couldn't hold back the tears

Superhjältar är som Mc's jag la på telefonen
Superheroes are like Mc's that I hung up on

Jag skulle bara säga
I just wanted to say

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That this broadcast was sponsored by

Baccardi, Marlboro,Gröna Konsum, killen me femmorna
Baccardi, Marlboro, Gröna Konsum, the guy with the fives