Viral Song
Toby Turner Lyrics

Look at little Tim Tim, tryin' to write a viral song.
Toby notices Tim trying to write a viral song and offers him help.

He looks little lost.
Tim doesn't know where to start with writing a viral song.

Guess I can help him along.
Toby decides to help Tim with his song.

What you got, Tim Tim? Aaahh! My door!
Toby asks Tim what he's got, but Tim is distracted by his door.

Nevermind that, Tim I've come to help you, you won't regret.
Toby refocuses Tim and ensures him that he won't regret asking for help.

Just follow the recipe, and gather the ingredients. Pick a topic people talk about in social media.
Toby advises Tim to follow a recipe for writing a viral song, including picking a trending topic on social media.

Don't violate the terms of service, or your vid will be deleted. Also make a catchy chorus. Something that can be repeated:
Toby warns Tim about the risks involved in violating the terms of service when uploading videos, and advises him to create a memorable chorus.

Cats, cats, laughing babies, People falling, hot hot ladies.
Toby suggests catchy topics for Tim's song, including cats, babies, people falling, and attractive women.

Sleepy puppies, dancing babies. Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.
Toby adds to his list of suggested topics for Tim's song.

Put a lots of words in one verse. Careful to enunciate it. Sing multiple layers, it helps you if you animate it.
Toby gives Tim some tips for writing and singing his song, including putting a lot of words in one verse, enunciating clearly, and singing multiple layers.

What do you mean? Animate it? Um, what do you mean, "What do I mean?" You said animated, what do you mean by that? (No, No, No) (I don't think I said that at all.) Yeah, I think you definitely said that. No, I think I'd remember if I said that, for sure, definitely. Well what'd you say? Well I think it was probably something along the lines of, uh...
Toby and Tim have a disagreement about whether Toby suggested animating the song.

Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!) D-D-D Did you know that? (No...)
Toby suggests a random fact about cashews and asks Tim if he knew it.

It's OK, Tim, nobody blames you. Most people don't know the truth about the cashew.
Toby reassures Tim that it's okay not to know about cashews and that many people don't know either.

But now you do so next time you go to the playground have anybody gather around and tell them Tobuscus has taught you... TEEL'EM!
Toby encourages Tim to share his new knowledge about cashews with others and promote his song.

Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent's house! No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help. I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you don't have to thank me, Tim Tim.) Alright, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna upload this to iTunes. But I thought this was MY viral song! You thought this was gonna be... Noooo, it's not gonna be viral; It's a terrible song, I'm telling you to do it yourself, And that's why I charged you 500 dollars. We didn't agree on 500 dollars! AAhhh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying.
Toby gets annoyed with Tim and tells him to take his stuff out of his parent's house. Tim protests but Toby reminds him that he insisted on Toby's help and warns him that the song isn't good enough to go viral. Toby also informs Tim of the price he demands for his help, which Tim disputes.