Is This Thing On?
Todd Snider Lyrics


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Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?

Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?
Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?
In the hallway of a high school
Anywhere USA
There was a bully pickin' on a different kid
It seemed like every day

A pack of back slapping buddies
Laughing, backing him all the way
His screaming girlfriend
Makin' believe in everything he'd say

Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?
Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?

And then one day some kid
That he'd beat up a couple times before
Realized, to even his surprise
That he probably could indeed take more

And with that he hatched the evil plan
To make that devil pay
He walked up to him, in the middle of the gym
Found the nerve to say

You gonna hit somebody, today?
Gonna hit me, too
In fact, you're gonna hit me every day
'Cause now I'm picking on you

And as crazy as that might sound right now
I'm ain't stopping until I'm through
It's too late to beg for mercy
And now there's nothing you can do

Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?
Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?

Well, that bully just laughed and laughed
Of course, and so did all of his friends
And he beat that kid unmercifully
For days and days on end

Only less and less impressively
To that girl and all his friends
Who would eventually, secretly
Start hoping, the kid might win

Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?
Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?

Monday, they rolled around in dirt
Tuesday, they rolled in grass
Wednesday, they actually both got hurt
Throwing each other across

Thursday the mail, it was out by the dumpster
Friday study hard
A day in and out, year after year
Without ever letting up at all

Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?
Is this thing working?
Is this thing on?

And now you'll never hear him say this 'cause
He thinks people still don't know
But winning the battle every day
Cost our bully the war a long time ago

And of all the scars he's got to show
For every blow that kid sneaks in
The worst one's knowing




That tomorrow he's going to have to get up
And fight that kid again

Overall Meaning

The song "Is This Thing On?” by Todd Snider narrates a story about a bully and a different kid in an American High school. The bully, backed by his pack of back slapping buddies, picked on the different kid day-in and day-out. He even had a screaming girlfriend who believed every lie he said. However, one day, the different kid realized that he could take more and decided to stand up to the bully, telling him he would be picking on him every day. The bully, initially laughing and thinking it was a joke, was surprised when the different kid kept coming back, battling daily with each other.


The song appears to be about standing up to bullies and fighting for yourself. Although it may seem like you're losing, if you continue to fight, you might eventually win. It also highlights the importance of not backing down in the face of adversity and not allowing bullies to dominate you. The last verse suggests that while the bully appeared to be winning, he was losing the war, such that years later, he's left with scars that will never heal fully.


Line by Line Meaning

Is this thing working?
Questioning the functionality of a particular object


Is this thing on?
Asking if there is an active communication between two parties


In the hallway of a high school
Describing the location of the scene


Anywhere USA
Emphasizing the universality of the situation


There was a bully pickin' on a different kid
Describing the situation of bullying


It seemed like every day
Indicating the regularity of the bullying


A pack of back slapping buddies
Describing the bully's supportive friends


Laughing, backing him all the way
Demonstrating the encouragement of the bully's friends


His screaming girlfriend
Pointing out the bully's romantic partner


Makin' believe in everything he'd say
Emphasizing the blind faith of the bully's girlfriend


And then one day some kid
Introducing a new character


That he'd beat up a couple times before
Revealing the past experience of the new character with the bully


Realized, to even his surprise
Indicating the unexpected epiphany of the new character


That he probably could indeed take more
Realizing that he is stronger than he thought


And with that he hatched the evil plan
Forming a malicious strategy


To make that devil pay
Deciding to exact revenge


He walked up to him, in the middle of the gym
Describing the location where the confrontation will take place


Found the nerve to say
Summoning the courage to speak up


You gonna hit somebody, today?
Provoking the bully to fight


Gonna hit me, too
Offering to fight the bully as well


In fact, you're gonna hit me every day
Challenging the bully to a daily fight


'Cause now I'm picking on you
Admitting to intentionally picking on the bully


And as crazy as that might sound right now
Acknowledging the audacity of the plan


I'm ain't stopping until I'm through
Committing to pursue the plan relentlessly


It's too late to beg for mercy
Declaring that the bully cannot back out of the fight


And now there's nothing you can do
Asserting that the bully is powerless


Well, that bully just laughed and laughed
Indicating the bully's initial reaction to the challenge


Of course, and so did all of his friends
Demonstrating the support of the bully's friends


And he beat that kid unmercifully
Describing the outcome of the first fight


For days and days on end
Showing the length and intensity of the subsequent fights


Only less and less impressively
Suggesting that the bully's dominance is fading


To that girl and all his friends
Pointing out the reaction of the bully's supporters


Who would eventually, secretly
Implying that the bully's supporters are starting to have doubts


Start hoping, the kid might win
Wishing for the new character's success


Monday, they rolled around in dirt
Describing the violent nature of the fights


Tuesday, they rolled in grass
Indicating the repetitive nature of the fights


Wednesday, they actually both got hurt
Revealing the physical consequences of the fights


Throwing each other across
Showing the violence of the fights


Thursday the mail, it was out by the dumpster
Highlighting a seemingly unremarkable detail


Friday, study hard
Implying that schoolwork is not a priority


A day in and out, year after year
Placing the fights within a long timeline


Without ever letting up at all
Reinforcing the intensity of the fights


And now you'll never hear him say this 'cause
Revealing that the bully would never admit to the following


He thinks people still don't know
Believing that his secret is safe


But winning the battle every day
Asserting that the bully is still fighting


Cost our bully the war a long time ago
Insinuating that the bully is actually losing


And of all the scars he's got to show
Referring to the physical and emotional scars of the fights


For every blow that kid sneaks in
Acknowledging that the new character is managing to hurt the bully


The worst one's knowing
Stating the most painful consequence of the fights


That tomorrow he's going to have to get up
Reinforcing the perpetuity of the fights


And fight that kid again
Ending with the bleak reality of the bully's existence




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