Captain Sparta
Tommy Lee Sparta Lyrics

Can yuh hear mi? Te te testing
Let me check if this microphone is working and if you can hear me properly

It's Tommy Lee representing
I am Tommy Lee Sparta and I'm here to represent myself and my music

In class kids pay attention
Children should pay attention in class

And be a genius like Jimmy Neutron!
They can become smart like Jimmy Neutron, the famous animated character

Dora di explorer Dora di explorer
Mentioning Dora the Explorer, another well-known character from children's shows

Tell Swiper stop di swiping
Referring to Swiper, a greedy character in Dora the Explorer who would always try to steal things

Bag pack gimmi di map, mek mi find him
Asking somebody to give a backpack containing a map to find Swiper

Children children dancing on the beat
Children are dancing to the music

Show mi the way to Sesame street
Asking for directions to Sesame Street, another popular children's show

Bob the builder, build mi a bridge
Asking Bob the Builder to construct a bridge

Mushroom mek Mario grow big
Referring to the famous Super Mario video game where eating a mushroom made Mario grow bigger in size

Mhmm silly rabbit Trix are for kids
Silly rabbit, Trix (a brand of breakfast cereal) are made for kids

Angry birds just knock out the pigs
In the popular video game Angry Birds, the objective is to knock out the pigs using birds

Turn up the TV sit on the couch
Asking somebody to turn up the TV volume and sit on the couch

Mah name stink a road like Oscar da grouch
My name stinks up the road like Oscar the Grouch, a famous character from the children's show Sesame Street

Pickney pickney, people pickney
Referring to kids

Dem deh watch mi like Disney
Kids are watching and observing me like they do with Disney shows

Mi nuh Goofy, mi nuh Mickey
I am not Goofy or Mickey Mouse, two popular Disney characters

Why de ppl pickney love mi?
Why do kids love me?

Tommy Lee!!! Yeah Tommy Lee!!!
They love me because I am Tommy Lee Sparta

Once upon a time there was a kid named Tommy
This is a story about how I, Tommy Lee Sparta, grew up

Grew up in flanka
I grew up in Flanker, Jamaica

Raised with my mommy
I was raised by my mother

Bring a new style wa di kids dem copy
I introduced a new style of music that the kids started to copy

Suh mi bill a chune fi mek dem happy
So, I made a song to make the kids happy

Superman superman flying in the sky
Referring to the superhero Superman

Captain sparta catch di bad guys
I am like Captain Sparta and I catch the bad guys

Go go gadget go save Penny
This is a reference to Inspector Gadget, a popular animated TV show where the titular character would say this line

OH MY GOD!!! Somebody kill Kenny!!!
This is a line from the TV show South Park where the characters would frequently say this when referencing the character Kenny

Riddle mi dis, riddle mi dat
Ask me a riddle

Road Runner coming, set him a trap
This is a reference to the Road Runner animated show, where the character Wile E. Coyote would always try to catch the Road Runner

Spin like a devil Taz maniac
Referring to the Tasmanian Devil, a popular character from the Looney Tunes cartoons

Everybody know Tom and Jerry nuh chat
In the Tom and Jerry cartoons, the characters Tom and Jerry never speak

Scooby dooby doo where are u?
This is the theme song from the animated show Scooby-Doo

Sponge Bob have a crabby patty for snack
This is a reference to the SpongeBob SquarePants TV show where the character SpongeBob works at the Krusty Krab and makes Krabby Patties

Megatron yuh betta relax
Megatron is a character from the Transformers franchise, and this line is telling him to calm down

Optimus Prime hmph hmph rocket attack
Optimus Prime is another character from the Transformers franchise, and this line is referencing one of his attacks

I know it, I know it
I know the answer

I really really know it
I am sure about the answer

Daa daa daai
This is just a random sound

That's all folks
This is the classic sign-off line from the Looney Tunes cartoons