Funny Face
Tony Evans And His Orchestra Lyrics

Frankie, dear, your birthday gift reveals to me
The present you gave me on your birthday shows me something about you.

That at heart you're really not so bad.
Despite any flaws, you have a kind nature deep down.

If I add, why our funny face appeals to me.
Allow me to explain why I find your unique and amusing appearance attractive.

Please don't think I've suddenly gone mad.
I hope you don't think I've lost my sanity by expressing my feelings.

You have all the qualities of Peter Pan,
You possess the charming qualities similar to those of Peter Pan.

I'd go far before I'd find a sweeter pan
I would search extensively before finding someone as endearing as you.

And yet
Despite all that has been mentioned,

I love your funny face,
I deeply adore your amusing countenance,

Your sunny, funny face,
Your cheerful and comical visage,

For you're a cutie
You are undeniably adorable

With more than beauty
Your appeal goes beyond physical attractiveness

You've got a lot
You possess many

Of personality N.T.
A vibrant and captivating personality

A thousand laughs I've found
I have discovered countless moments of joy

In having you around.
Simply by your presence in my life.

Through you're not Gloria Swanson,
Although you may not resemble Gloria Swanson,

For worlds I'd not replace
I wouldn't exchange you

Your sunny, funny face.
Your radiant and amusing countenance.

Needn't tell me that I'm not so pretty, dear,
You don't need to remind me that I'm not conventionally attractive, my love.

When my looking glass and I agree,
Both my reflection and I acknowledge this fact.

In the contest at Atlantic City, dear,
Even if I were to participate in the Atlantic City pageant, my love,

Miss America I'd never be,
I would never be crowned Miss America.

Truth to tell, though, you're not such a bad lot yourself,
To be honest, my dear, in comparison, you are not so unattractive yourself.

As a Paul Swan, you are not so hot yourself.
Just like Paul Swan, you also don't possess exceptional physical beauty.

And yet.
However,

I love your funny face,
Still, I am deeply enamored by your amusing countenance,

Your sunny, funny face,
Your cheerful and comical visage,

You can't repair it,
You cannot change it,

So I declare it
Hence, I proclaim

Is quite all right
That it is perfectly acceptable

Like Ronald Colman?
Similar to Ronald Colman?

So's your ol' man!
Your father shares the same quality!

Yet it's very clear,
However, it is evident

I'm glad when you are near.
I feel joy when you are in close proximity.

Though you're no Handsome Harry
Although you may not be as conventionally handsome as Harry,

For worlds I'd not replace
I wouldn't trade you

Your sunny funny face.
Your cheerful and amusing countenance.

I love that funny face,
I adore that amusing countenance,

That sunny, funny face
That radiant and comical visage

Thought it upsets one,
Even though it may bother some individuals,

In time, it gets one,
Over time, it captivates one,

That's true, for you
That holds true for you

Have personality for two.
You possess an abundance of charm and charisma.

Those eyes! Those nose! Those cheek!
The distinctive features of your eyes, nose, and cheeks!

Won't make a movie sheik,
You may not resemble a suave film star,

But though you're not patootie,
Yet, even if you're not conventionally attractive,

For worlds I'd not replace
I wouldn't exchange you

Your sunny, funny face.
Your radiant and amusing countenance.

I love your funny face,
I deeply adore your amusing countenance,

Your sunny, funny face,
Your cheerful and comical visage,

You never bother
You never cause any trouble

About your father.
Regarding your father.

Have you no shame?
Don't you feel any embarrassment?

You're just a mutt and nothing but!
You're merely an ordinary person with no noteworthy qualities!

Yet when you wag your tail,
But when you display your joy and excitement,

You'll never be for sale.
You can never be bought or replaced.

Though you're no Rin Tin Tin, dear,
Although you may not be as remarkable as Rin Tin Tin, my love,

For worlds I'd not replace
I wouldn't trade you

Your sunny, funny face.
Your cheerful and amusing countenance.