Problems
Trick Daddy Lyrics

I got a bitch with pearls a bitch teeth with golds
I have a woman who wears pearl jewelry and one with gold teeth

A bitch on da shelf and a bitch that's sold
I have a woman who's always available and one who is only available for the right price

I got a bitch down low and a bitch I'm doing publicly
I have a woman who I keep hidden and one who I show off

A bitch I can't stand and the bitches still lovin me
I have a woman who annoys me but she still loves me

I got a bitch I beep a bitch I call a bitch in thongs and one in Regular draws I got a bitch that's a bout and we fuck in the car Two bitches that's down with a may-nah-sej-twa
I have a woman who I call to come over, one who wears thongs and one who wears regular underwear, one who's serious and we have sex in the car, and two who are into threesomes

I got a bitch in a corola a bitch in a bentley A bitch who ain't lose her virginity yet
I have a woman who drives a Corolla and one who drives a Bentley, and one who is still a virgin

I got a bitch that's a thug and she carry a gat A bitch that look like Kim and one that look like Da Brat
I have a woman who's tough and carries a gun, one who looks like Kim Kardashian and one who looks like Da Brat

I got a Bitch that's a freak and she's fienin Fa dick I got a bitch from Peru and she no speak a english
I have a woman who's a freak and is always craving sex, and one from Peru who doesn't speak English

I got so many bitches they get done I got 99 problems and a Bitch ain't one
I have so many women that I'm able to satisfy, and I have 99 problems but not one of them is a woman

I got a broke Bitch stay broke with no ends I got a bitch who loves weed but never be smokin
I have a woman who's always broke and has no money, and one who loves weed but doesn't smoke it

A Ho bitch who be fuckin her friends ---- Yappin bitches who be up in my faces with yo shit
I have a woman who sleeps with her friends, and ones who talk too much and get in my face with their problems

I got bitches that know shit a hustlin blow bitch A bitch that gotta choppa and she with it I knows this
I have a woman who knows how to get things done, one who deals drugs, and one who owns a gun and uses it

A bitch who got a boyfriend a bitch with a Ho A bitch who like to sniff it off the tip of yo joe
I have a woman who has a boyfriend, one who sleeps around, and one who likes to snort drugs off the tip of my penis

I got a bitch who on welfare a bitch who on ex A bitch who like to lye I met her threw lex
I have a woman who's on welfare, one who's on drugs, and one who lies a lot and I met her through someone named Lex

I got 32 fat bitches 18 sluts 64 noodles and a bitch in a truck
I have 32 overweight women, 18 promiscuous women, 64 packages of drugs, and one woman who drives a truck

I got big bootie bitches Big tittie bitches Cornbread eatin ass from the city bitches Bitches from the dirty south bitch from the bay
I have women with big butts and big breasts, women who eat cornbread from the city, women from the dirty south, and one from the bay area

A bitch who in that video with snoop and dre
I have a woman who appeared in a music video with Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre

I got a ride or die bitch a bitch who still cloth A bitch who say she badder then all of you hoes
I have a woman who's always there for me, one who always dresses well, and one who thinks she's better than all other women

I got a nasty bitch a prankters bitch A two time offendin ass gangsta bitch
I have a woman who's very naughty, one who likes to prank people, and one who's been to jail twice and acts like a gangster

See I'm Money Mark Diggular a playa fa sho Hit them 16-60 blind criple or po Its you is or you ain't bitch let me know Cause I got a whole team but I'm lookin fa mo
I'm a very successful player named Money Mark Diggular, I can attract women of any age or physical ability, and I have a whole team of women but I'm always looking for more

Shake that ass ho Shake that ass ho Shake that ass ho Shake that ass ho Shake that ass ho Shake that ass ho Tre plus Tre Plus
The song ends with the repeated refrain 'Shake that ass, ho' and the names Tre plus and Tre Plus