Jungle Boogie
Tumi Lyrics

Welcome to the land of the free
Welcome to Africa where nature is wild and free

Put your feet up in the passenger seat
Relax in the back seat of the safari jeep

I be chief driver to african dreams
I will be your guide to fulfill your African safari dreams

Vintage Impalas run in the street
Old cars roam the streets of Africa

You might see violence when the lions feed
You may witness violent scenes when lions hunt for their prey

Keep quiet while inside the safari jeep
Do not make noise when inside the safari jeep to avoid disturbing the wildlife

Snap your pics and ask me things
Take photos and ask me any questions you may have about Africa

I'll tell you one plus one equals capitalist
I will teach you about capitalism in Africa

Fat cat shit big five attractions
Rich people enjoy attractions like the 'Big Five' wildlife

You don't even gotta leave your house for the action
You can enjoy the African safari experience without leaving your home

So! introducing the new improved
Introducing the new and improved African safari experience

Nigguh I'll coon for you in a gucci suit
I will entertain you like a minstrel in fancy clothes

ass backwards upside down like bat shit
Everything is upside down and confusing like bat droppings

well adjusted jackets
Well-dressed people in suits

Double breasted standards
Formal dress code with double-breasted suits

Punctuated with a verse and stanza
Rhyming lines and stanzas complete the poetic expression

Til the Goddamn King of jungle
Until the mighty king of the jungle appears

Advances
Makes his grand entrance

And he's so no nonsense
The king of the jungle is not joking around

Think about a Ichabod Crane
A reference to a fictional character who faced a dangerous situation

And the Horseman
Another reference to the same fictional character

Head first off with it
Dive straight into it

They stay walking still
The king of the jungle walks slowly and steadily

So the torso also get divorced innit?
The force of the lion's attack can separate the torso from the body

But he livid cuz he living needing Heimlich Maneuver
The lion may choke on its prey and need help to breathe

Undo all the untruths lie different
Change your perspective to reveal the truth behind the falsehoods

Thats side two of a vinyl that's not spinning
That's the other side of an unused vinyl record

Haiku got the right to transmit it
Haiku poetry has the ability to convey truth

So I too get spectacular ad libbing
I also have impressive improvisational skills

Nice sentence,
Good job with the words

Do more than Mandela's
Do something greater than Nelson Mandela did

With anthemic street flows like Venice
With powerful and inspiring rhythms like those heard on the streets of Venice

In italics I tell it, by letters
Using italicized letters, I passionately express my message

When the dynamic vibe get 'em
When the energetic rhythm captures them

It's magnetic
It's irresistible

Sold to the gentlemen in the nice leathers
The well-dressed men are captivated by the music

Who stroll through the valley looking for adventure
The men wander through the valley seeking new experiences

Old as ancestors
As old as our forefathers

Taught through coded hand gestures
Passed down through secret hand motions

Bad mannered intransigents
Rude and stubborn people

Bon voyage capitan
Goodbye, captain

We've arrived where life began
We have reached the birthplace of humanity