Drunken Ninja Master
Twiztid Lyrics

Is it a vampire that you see before your eyes?
Do you see something supernatural or mythical in front of you?

Before you focus, I dematerialize
By the time you focus, I will disappear into thin air.

And vanish into thin air
I disappear completely, without a trace.

So all you scary bitches better beware
You should be careful because I am dangerous.

For six petals of the Lotus Pod, prepare
Get ready for powerful or mystical things to happen associated with the lotus plant's six petals.

For the coming of the creatures in dark with blind faith
Expect the appearance of creatures who have faith in darkness or evil.

The battle is before us, the target is Hell's gate
We are preparing for a battle against Hell itself.

I'm the first general of the Cobra-Khan Shadowcasters
I lead an elite group of shadow warriors called Cobra-Khan Shadowcasters.

The black demon, Madrox, drunken ninja master
I am known as the demonic and drunken ninja master, Madrox.

The night air makes me awake from my daytime dream
I am awakened by the night air from my daytime dreams.

It always seems like there's a killer loose, living in me
I always have a feeling that there is a killer inside me.

I try running from the shadows into the moonlight streets
I try to escape my fears and anxieties by moving into the illuminated streets.

In search of hoping to find a place like me
I hope to find a place where I belong.

Offering forgotten souls, dripping blood, give the hatchet respect
Respect the weapon and the sacrifices made to the forgotten souls who have bled for it.

The Lotus all up in this bitch, giving free chin checks
The Lotus plant is here, hitting people in the face for free.

Suffocating from the cellar cause we grow with the stars
We are thriving in the darkness of the cellar, living amongst the stars.

Even the drunken ninja's knowing who we are, muthaf**ka!!
Even the drunken ninjas are aware of our presence.

Blood bath, arms open with my wings spread
Amidst the bloodbath, I spread my arms like wings.

I'm in this burned down house and I'm surrounded by the dead
I am in a house that has been destroyed by fire and surrounded by the dead.

Now visualize I can reach a cloud sky high
Imagine that I can soar as high as the clouds.

And I can make it all turn red before your very eyes
I have the power to turn everything I see into red, possibly indicating destruction or violence.

Shadowless in the mirror like oxygen
I am like oxygen, without a shadow as reflected in the mirror.

F**k us being off the hook, bitch-boy, we off the hit
We are beyond being scrutinized or caught, we are off the hit list.

I keep hitt-ating like monsters when the trees blow by
I am attacking like a monster when the wind blows through the trees.

And I'm demented with this killer inside Who wanna die?!?!
I am mentally ill with the killer inside me, and I am asking who wants to die.

Look at me, I scale walls And throw Poof balls
Behold me, as I climb walls and throw poof balls.

I seek and destroy the skulls of devils without a cause
I attack and destroy evil beings without a specific reason or cause.

Chinese stars, I throw these For the Dark Lot-eese
I throw Chinese stars for the Dark Lotus followers.

I represent the dead Louise Spicolli's And Bruiser Brodie's
I represent the deceased, including Louise Spicolli and Bruiser Brodie.

Look at my face, Jesus, don't ask my religion
Don't ask me about my religion by looking at my face, Jesus.

Or I'll draw this Hex ninja sword and make my incision
Otherwise, I will use this Hex ninja sword to cut and wound people.

I'm like Shaggy with this beat I'm weak I'm sweet
I am similar to Shaggy as I perform with this beat, saying that I am weak and nice.

A drunken ninja master, I'll f**k you like, ah, Choko's feet
I am a drunken ninja master, and I will mess with you like, um... Choko's feet.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw Ha-ha-ha-ha-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw
Sounds of laughter.

My religion is my religion and that's for me to know. The lotuspod is in the picture and in the dark is how we roll. We the drunken ninja masters with the drunken ninja flows. Drink blood from the bodies, steal life from the souls.
My religion is private, and I am not going to share it. We follow the Lotus Pod and do our business in the dark. We are drunken ninja masters with drunken ninja styles, and we drink blood and take away life from people.

Drinking Smoking Thugging Maxing
Drinking, smoking, doing thug behavior, and reaching maximum potential.

Lifestyle of a ninja straight out the f**king casket
Living life like a ninja just out of a casket, ready for anything.

F**king with a dead man, you'll get your head took
Mistreating a dead man might result in your head being taken.

Sacrifice for the Lotus Pod, for Blaze a crook
Sacrificing oneself to the Lotus Pod is something enjoyed by Blaze.

And if any punks wanna step up and test your luck You find yourself laying in the back of the truck
Anyone who wants to challenge us should be warned that they may end up in the back of a truck.

Muthaf**ka, I'm a drunken ninja master thug F**k 40's of Bud We drinking 40's of blood (yeah!!)
I am a drunken ninja master thug, and I do not care for 40s of beer. Instead, we are drinking 40s of blood. Yeah!

Grab the bottle, pop the cap Throw it back
Opening a bottle, I throw it back and drink.

Expired bitch's blood flowing down my neck
Blood from a deceased woman is flowing down my neck.

Constantly putting shit in my body direct from Hell's bowels
I am always consuming things, direct from the bowels of Hell.

Causing my hands to do things out my brain's control
What I consume causes me to act on instinct rather than logic.

Like, let's see, umm....grabbing and squeezing Waking up next to lifeless bodies that ain't breathing
For example, I sometimes grab and squeeze things without thinking. I have woken up with the lifeless bodies of people who no longer breathe.

Blame it on the blood, voodoo, or alcohol And you'll just make this call faster From a drunken ninja master
If you blame my behavior on blood, voodoo, or alcohol, you are just speeding up my arrival as a drunken ninja master.

You f**king bastard!!
Insult to the listener.

Chorus...
Repetitive chorus.