Morning
Two and a Half White Guys Lyrics

She only wanna fuck in the morning (morning)
She is only interested in having sexual relations in the early hours of the day

She calling my phone I'm ignoring (noring)
She is trying to contact me, but I am purposely avoiding her calls

Can't fuck wit lil shorty cause she boring (whorin)
I don't want to engage with her because she lacks excitement or interest

I'm in something fast and it's foreign
I am driving a foreign-made, high-speed vehicle

200 on the dash and I'm flooring (roarin)
I am accelerating to the maximum speed of my car, reaching 200 mph

If I see a opp then I'm scoring
If I come across an enemy or rival, I will make a successful move against them

Choppa bullets leave his momma mourning (mourning)
The bullets from my powerful gun will cause great grief and sorrow to his mother

they gone find his body inna morning (morning)
His lifeless body will be discovered in the morning

Bought my first gun when I was 14 (14)
I acquired my initial firearm at the age of fourteen

And it was a fucking Glock 40 (forty)
It specifically was a Glock 40, a type of handgun known for its effectiveness

I think that nigga mad cause I fucked on his shorty
I believe that individual is angry because I had sexual relations with their partner

I gotta white Phein bitch and her name is dorthy
I am involved with a white woman who is addicted to drugs, and her name is Dorothy

If I see the cops I don't let 'em get behind me
If I notice law enforcement officers, I make sure they do not follow me

Im with my suburban bitch I'm like hit this right please
I am in the company of my girlfriend from the suburbs, telling her to make a right turn

She can suck me up but she can't be my wifey
She is capable of performing oral sex on me, but she cannot be my long-term partner

If he think shit sweet ima leave blood on his white tee
If someone believes things are favorable, I will engage in violence and cause them to bleed on their white T-shirt

Bitch I'm countin up like why the fuck you call me
I am busy accumulating wealth, so I question why someone would bother contacting me

Im like why the fuck you call me
I express my confusion and frustration about being contacted

Aye you big fat bitch go get a diet plan and a treadmill you fucking fat nasty bitch and wash them fat folds from underneath yo tittys
Hey, you overweight woman, you should pursue a program to improve your diet and exercise by using a treadmill. You are disgustingly fat, and you should clean the folds of fat under your breasts.