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Tyler The Creator Lyrics

Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted
I have always been sharp-tongued and clever

But somethin' was always missin' like six digits
But I always felt like something was missing

Lucky seven probably poppa
My father was likely a lucky man

Little nigga so they picked on him, hassled him
Since I was small, people picked on me and harassed me

Things changed when I hassled back, so
But things changed when I finally stood up for myself

David hit the pavement with this grapple rap
I used my rap skills to take down my enemies

Snapple fact: you rather wack
The truth is that you're not very good

While I am poppin' like a snappin' crack
But I am very successful

So high you could see like Tallahass, the opposite of cataracts
I am so successful that I can see clearly

Matter fact I am Farmer John milkin' cattle tracks
I'm making lots of money

Action packed nipple squeezin', boy colder than sniffle season
My life is full of excitement and I am unemotional

Simple genius, go hard and spit bits of semen
I am very talented and I rap about sex

So when the street is split, don't act surprised, agree with it
Don’t be surprised when people oppose each other in the streets

The Gang of Wolves and creeps and Crips
There are many gangs in the area, including the Wolves, creeps, and Crips

Is deep as Dawson's Creek and shit
These gangs are deep and well-established

I pray they got gills either that or grab some floaties
I hope they can swim or have floatation devices

I know I got skills, why you think I'm posted boastin'
I am very skilled and proud of it

Braggin' tell these faggots to stop naggin'
I'm telling people to stop bothering me

'Cause them Wolf Gang niggas threw them off the bandwagon like
My fans are very loyal and won’t leave my side

Uh, was always fucked up as shit with it
I have always been messed up

But I didn't cross the line until the bridge hit it, troll
But I didn't truly become problematic until I reached a certain point

I got you niggas nervous like virgins flirtin' with Uncle Mervin
I make people nervous like inexperienced people flirting with a creepy uncle

Fuckin' y'all with no lubricant, go grab the detergent
I am violating you without any regard for your comfort, go clean yourself up

I preach to demons at your church, now I'm the newest sermon
I am so evil that demons listen to me and I will corrupt your church

Wearin' nothin' but they fuckin' blast with the matchin' turban
I am wearing very little clothing and my gun matches my turban

I drive through white suburbans in the black Suburban swervin'
I drive recklessly through white neighborhoods

Hittin' curbs and blastin' Erick Sermon drunk off English Bourbon
I am drunk and reckless, crashing into curbs while listening to music

I'm stealin' purses rapin' nurses I'm a crooked surgeon
I am a criminal who steals and rapes, like a twisted doctor

And treat the beat like sanitized nazi pussies, I'm a German
I dominate the beat like a German fascist, but in a sterilized way

I'm squirtin' while I'm masturbatin' and regurgitatin'
I am masturbating and vomiting at the same time

From eatin' Miley Cyrus salad pussy platter they were servin'
I am eating out Miley Cyrus, who is serving her 'pussy salad'

My only purpose is to jerk it cause it has a curve
I only have one goal, to masturbate because I have a curved penis

So bitches hate to do me like it's convict community service
Women don't like having sex with me, like it's a form of punishment

This my Zombie Circus, you better get a fuckin' ticket
My music is a crazy and wild ride, and you should come along

Odd Future Wolf Gang like they're filmin' Twilight in this bitch
Our group is so cool that it's like we're making our own vampire movie here

I'm back on my sixty six sick shit
I'm back to being twisted

Flowin' like the blood out the competition's slit wrists
My rap flow is like the blood gushing from my defeated competitors

She lick it up, Dracula, then spit it back, back at ya
A woman will perform oral sex on me, then spit it back in my face

She mad as fuck, stuck in the back of a black Acura
She's angry and trapped in the back of a car

Fed her acid now the duct tape quacks back at her
I drugged her, now she's hallucinating and suffering

Hello Heather yellow feathers now you ain't laughin', huh
She's no longer laughing, now that she's in trouble

Bitch you're barely breathin' leavin' on the back of the boat
You are barely alive and stranded on a boat

While I fill you up with semen from the Wolf Gang team and
I'm making you pregnant with the semen of my rap group

Flowin' like the creampie inside of your daughter
My flow is as strong as the semen inside your daughter

Oughta eat the bitch with salt and wash it down with a gallon of water
I should eat her for dinner and drink a lot of water with it

I grab the saw and sawed of her arm and auctioned it
I cut off her arm and sold it at an auction

And dip her teeth in gold molds and flossed the shit
I covered her teeth in gold and used them to floss

Fuckin' awesome spittin' box of trees, got you niggas
My rhymes are awesome, and I smoke weed while doing it

Shakin' like it's Parkinsons from the clitoris of Kelly Clarkson's dick
You're shaking uncontrollably, like you got Parkinson's, from a woman named Kelly Clarkson's penis

Ironin' you niggas now it's time to starch the shit
I'm pressing you with an iron, and now it's time to make it stiff

Drown your bitch in a tub of cum and throw a shark in it
I'm suggesting to kill your girlfriend in a tub of semen and throw a shark in there

Find a random abandoned garage and go to park in it
Find an empty garage to park in

Find Earl lying on the burgundy carpet, pull my knife out, sharpen it
Find Earl on the red carpet, and sharpen your knife

Stab him, put a arch on it, pour unleaded gas on him
Stab him with an arched knife, and then pour gasoline on him

Get the Zippo and spark the shit
Light him on fire with a Zippo lighter

Hop back in the van and then depart the bitch
Leave the scene in a van and abandon the body

Killed him on his own track, the faggot shouldn't have started it
I killed Earl on his own song, he shouldn't have started this beef