French
Tyler The Creator Lyrics

Got all the black bicthes mad cuz my main bitch vallina
All the other women are jealous of my girlfriend who is of a different race and named Valina

She tryna to get her groove back like stella, grab the umbrella
My girlfriend is trying to regain her confidence like Stella and I am supporting her through it

When it comes to your perception of my shit I'm hellen keller
I don't care about your opinions on my music, I am indifferent to them like Hellen Keller was to sights and sounds

When it comes to the perfection of my shit I know you smell the RECTUM
My music is perfect and you can sense it like the smell of rectum

I'm like a chromosome I always ex 'em
I am always separating myself from people like how chromosomes separate during cell division

Like wolverine steps in attackin' a deadly weapon
I attack like Wolverine when facing a dangerous situation

I'm openin' a church to sell coke and Led Zeppelin
I am being ironic by starting a church to sell drugs and play rock music

And fuck Mary in her ass ha ha yo
I am being vulgar and disrespectful towards someone named Mary

I'm fucking Goldilocks up in the forest
I am having sex with a fairytale character named Goldilocks

In the three bear house eating their muthafuckin' porridge
I am trespassing in the house of the three bears and eating their food

I tell her it's my house, give her a tour
I am lying to Goldilocks about owning the house and taking her around it

In my basement, and keep that bitch locked up in the storage
I am imprisoning Goldilocks in my basement

Rape her and record it, then edit it with more shit
I am assaulting Goldilocks and recording it to create an edited video with additional footage

Octopussy special effect, the wet bitches be banging
I am being vulgar and referring to a sexual experience with multiple women

And please never disrespect my set with cannon
Do not disrespect my group of artists

Hanging from my neck like it's a muthafuckin' circus
I am using a large necklace as a symbol of my success

You little niggas better check my French
You should pay attention to and respect what I am saying

You getting money better check my French
If you are making money, you should follow my example

Ahh, what time is it, huh? Check my French
I am calling attention to myself and my success

If you cop my shit you better check my French, muthafucka
If you buy my music, it is important to understand my message

Im makin' moves check my French
I am achieving success, and you should pay attention to it

I speak English but check my French
I am American, but my style is influenced by French culture

Your hoe be on my penis she check my French, bitch
Your girlfriend is sexually attracted to me and my French-inspired image

I guess I left my dignity up in the cupboard
I am being careless with my actions and morals

Cause every girl im digging, when im digging in her pussy
I have sex with a lot of women and don't use protection

Im never using a rubber
I don't use condoms during sex

But fuck it I guess I gotta steach it out like it was flubber
I will deal with the consequences of unprotected sex as if they were a problem like the fictional substance Flubber

And leave it drippin' green and red like it was double cheese buggers
I am being explicit about the fluids produced during sex

Chewin' on cum like bubble gum from hubbard
I am being vulgar about a sexual act

This bitch knew dick like Bubba knew shimp
This woman was very experienced with sex

Yo Im seventeen, already sniffin' blow
I am underage and using cocaine

I tell my friends its asthma every time I start to itch my throat
I am lying to my friends about the symptoms caused by using cocaine

I got a new show for MTV, 'Pimp My Boat'
I am being ironic about creating a television show that glamorizes the modification of boats

Because some bitch said my semen was dirty, that's silly ho
I am describing an encounter with a woman who insulted my semen

The most that they can do is find me, Im hiding
People are looking for me

Somewhere where Chris Stokes cant find me
I am trying to hide from someone named Chris Stokes

Oh no Mister Stokes I don't like misters no
I am being homophobic and disrespectful towards Chris Stokes

Don't tell R. Kelly where my sister goes
I am making a reference to R. Kelly's history of sexual misconduct and wanting to protect my sister from him

Yo you little niggas better check my french
You should listen to and respect me, especially because of my French-inspired image

I got all stars and you can check my bench
I have a talented group of artists who work with me

Left Brain super three
A reference to a fellow artist

Creator Ace puttin' the expressions in music and create the face
I am creating art and using my image to express my message

Of the picture, punchline figured out ahhh I get you
My lyrics have a clear and clever punchline

No you don't nigga so why don't you go figure
Listeners may not understand my lyrics or message

You seem confused anyway, pressure enough?
I am questioning the ability of my critics to understand my music

You the type to do the choke when the pressure is up
My critics are weak and will fold under pressure

The pressure is to pump and pressure is us
There is intense pressure on us to perform

Bitches havin' eargasms and the pleasure is us
Women are enjoying our music and we are responsible for their pleasure

Niggas wanna B.O.F. and write letters to us
People want to be a part of our group and write to us with admiration

Competition's competition, yo you better than us?
We are competing with other artists and questioning if they are better than us

Digest what Im sayin'? I don't think so
My message may be difficult for some listeners to comprehend

We sick shit, throw it up down in the sink yo
Our music is unique and provocative

The odd niggas are beginning to spill these pink hoes
Our style and message are gaining attention

We think sorta odd so we think so
We understand that our style is unconventional and maybe strange

Crusin' in my go kart at Walmart sellin' cupcakes
I am being ironic by driving a go-kart at Walmart and selling cupcakes

Go ahead admit it faggot this shit is tighter then buttrape
My music is so good that even someone who dislikes me will enjoy it

That evolves Ballpark franks and silver duct tape
I am describing random objects that have no connection to my message

Pornos and hormones and boxes of DiGiorno
I am being random and vulgar

You homos is loco your prolly drinking Cuervo
I am being insulting and homophobic towards my critics

With some vatos with the door closed watchin' zorro you homos
I am still being homophobic towards my critics