Like A Pimp
UGK (Underground Kingz) featuring Jucy J and DJ Paul of 3-6 Mafia Lyrics

Say bitch I'm thinking of a master plan
I am formulating a carefully thought-out scheme, woman

And I'm bringing this paper faster than
I am making money more swiftly than

These other lil bastards can
my competition can

So I'm digging in my mind for the bitches I broke
I am recalling the women I have previously pimped

And keep a player paid in full cause pimping ain't no joke
I ensure that my employees are fully compensated because pimping is a serious matter

You want to pop that pussy that's a slim ass chance
There is a low probability that you will engage in sexual activity

Put the paper in the panties when you get that dance
I prefer payment for dances to be given in cash and directly placed in your undergarment

This C.O.D. nigga, so you can keep your nuh plastic cards
I only accept cash on delivery, so keep your credit and debit cards

No checks, no money orders, Visas or Master Cards
I do not accept checks, money orders or credit cards

Original old school rock balling rappers
I am one of the originators of old-school rap music

Bitches still say we high side call us sky cappers
Women refer to us as successful, confident and wealthy

But why slap us when you think a nigga down on his luck
Why criticize us when you think we are experiencing hardship

You try and flag us when you see us coming down in a buck
You attempt to flag us down when you see us driving our older vehicle

Now what the fuck part of the game taught y'all that bitch play
What aspect of the pimping game taught you women to behave like this?

See we makes a bitch pay
We make women provide payment for our services as a pimp

Like a bitch weigh
Their payment is proportional to their weight or worth to me as a pimp

And then a bitch stay
If they continue to pay, they may remain my employee

Wouldn't sit still
They are restless

Fuck how this shit feel
I do not care about their emotions

This ain't studio pimping
This is not fictional or staged pimping

This shit real pimping
This is authentic, legitimate pimping

I got them bitches popping pussy getting buck (getting buck)
My employees are sexually active and earning money quickly

And you know that we couldn't give a fuck (give a fuck)
We do not care about the opinions or actions of others

I got them bitches on the corner selling cock (selling cock)
Some of my employees are selling their bodies on the street

And the game that we go don't stop (don't stop)
Our lifestyle and business operations never cease

I got them thug ass niggaz with the syrup (with the syrup)
I have male employees who use cough syrup recreationally

And you know that we always blowing herb (blowing herb)
We consistently smoke marijuana

And in the club man you know we stay strapped (stay strapped)
We carry concealed weapons when we go to clubs

And bitch you know that it ain't about this rap (ain't about this rap)
Our objectives and actions have nothing to do with rap music

To many niggas out here buying hoes a meal
There are too many men who are buying prostitutes food and gifts

Nigga that ain't the way a bitch supposed to feel
Women should not feel comfortable accepting food and gifts from men in exchange for sex

I close the deal from the front door
I make my deals clear and concise from the beginning

Fuck me right and suck me tight
My employees are expected to engage in sexual activity that pleases me

And you just might hit the blunt hoe
You may have the opportunity to smoke marijuana with me

I don't stunt and blow smoke up your ass baby
I do not deceive or mislead my employees

But don't be acting all saditty with class baby
Do not act self-righteous or pretentious

You with a nigga such as my self it'll cost you
If you are my employee, it will cost you financially

So pay before a nigga fuck around and be the tosser
Provide payment before I fire or abandon you as an employee

Sweet Jones, gripping grain
Referring to himself as 'Sweet Jones' and holding onto his car's steering wheel

With all that shit you talk ain't got no bezatine chain
Critiquing others for their lack of jewelry despite their boasts

And most of y'all niggas ain't nothing but tricks
The majority of men are just gullible or easily manipulated

But we sipping lean and breaking bricks
We are drinking cough syrup and breaking down large quantities of drugs

Popping pills, work the wood wheel
We take pills and drive our cars

Fuck where you're from and fuck how you feel
I do not care about your background or personal opinions

If you want to go to war I'll take you to war
I am willing to engage in conflict with you

I got an AK-47 and a tek in the car
I have firearms in my car, including an AK-47 and a tec-9

Now see let me blow your mind the real business in the wind
Allow me to reveal the true secrets of the pimping business

The main thing fucking up these hoes is their fucking friends
The primary issue disempowering prostitutes is the influence of their peers

You remember back in day it was niggaz pimping hoes
Previously, men were the primary providers of prostitution services

Take a look around now it be hoes pimping hoes
Currently, many women are now offering pimping services

What the business what the deal man these hoes got me fucked
These women's actions and attitudes are frustrating me

Make me walk up in the strip and kind of get like buck
I become aggressive when entering a strip club

Oh you fucking with my cheese oh you fucking with my paper
If you try to take my money, you will face consequences

Bitch you got to pay the piper even if you straight rape her
Even if you engage in non-consensual sex, you must still provide payment

I ain't mad about my girl licking pussy with a girl
I am not upset about my female employee participating in lesbian activity

Cause she got to get it done but that thing ain't my world
That kind of sexual activity is not my primary concern

Bitch I'll tell you what your job and your job nonstop
I have clear expectations for my employees and they work continuously

I need the spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
I require all of my employees' attentiveness, financial contributions and adherence to our lifestyle

I need the coke keys, door keys, low keys, rover keys
I require access to all of my employees' belongings and modes of transportation

On knees and Bentley's, mozzarella cheese
My employees must show me respect and provide me with all of their earnings

Now nigga now you talking hoes get to walking
I am ready to dismiss and remove certain employees

And I ain't trying to hear that bullshit bitch walk (Bitch!)
I am not open to discussion and expect immediate compliance

Hold up, hold up
Wait a moment