MeatShake
Ugly Duckling Lyrics

I've been havin MeatShake for forty years
I have been consuming MeatShake for 40 years now

I love MeatShake!
I thoroughly enjoy drinking MeatShake

Meat and shake, that's all I need, m-hm
All I desire is MeatShake, nothing else

I have MeatShake every day at school
I consume MeatShake every single day at school

Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at Veggie Hut
When I'm famished, I require meat and not the vegetarian options that Veggie Hut is serving

Meat to the Shizzake
Meat is amazing

Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes, man
I consume a lot of MeatShakes, my friend

I'd love to taste the secret
I'm curious to know the secret ingredient in MeatShake

Lunch break, only got a half an hour Gotta get something in my system, I go to MeatShake
I have only thirty minutes for my lunch break, and I head to MeatShake to grab a quick bite

Eat at MeatShake!
Come and dine at MeatShake!

Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake, hey
Come and have the MeatShake secret ingredient experience

MeatShakes are so soft, I can eat em without my dentures
MeatShakes are so soft that I can consume them even without my dentures

Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you can 'taste the secret' And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe it There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it Everything we serve has meat in it
Welcome to MeatShake where you can experience the secret ingredient. However, you'd find it difficult to believe when I tell you what it is. As you start eating our food, you'd realise something extraordinary in it, and yes, everything we serve is meat-based.

But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate? It all has meat (What?) What about the green salad and the cookies you bake? Everything has meat (Oh...) It's nice and tender Mixed in a blender Don't you want some meat? (Yeah) So hot and steamy Yet smooth and creamy Come and get your meat (Hey)
Do you serve fries or vegetable dishes? Yes, they are all prepared with meat. What about your green salads and cookies? They have meat in them too. The meat is soft and tender, mixed using a blender. Don't you want to eat it? It's so hot and steamy yet smooth and creamy. Do come and have your meat.

Now when your body's hungerin, drive on down and stumble in Come on, give us half a chance, I promise that you'll come again If you're not carnivorous consider us a challenge You're too lean and need some proteine, we got it by the gallons Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests prefer The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my register Giving good service plus a smile in a paper hat Our competition's food is crap, who would want to pay for that? Please try a beef pie, top it with some meat fries And a classic MeatShake, baked until the grease dried 40 cents more, you can have your meal meat-sized Plus you get three tries, scratch and win a free prize All except you vegan men who need to be leavin and Head into the Veggie Hut where you can eat some leaf and gran That is unless of course you want to taste the secret sin Come on, breathe it in, you can use your teeth again Remember that meat's your friend, so let it inside you Cows gotta die too, don't let them survive you There's an offer for a free shake when you buy two Lasts while supplies do, thanks, please drive through
Whenever you feel hungry, drive down to MeatShake and give us a try. I guarantee that you'll come back for more. If you're not a meat-lover, then try us out as a challenge. Proteins are abundant, and you definitely need them as you seem lean. Our customers prefer the sweet and meaty delights that we prepare fresh from our kitchen. Our service is friendly with our waiters even sporting smiley faces on their paper hats. Our competitors' food is terrible, and nobody would want to pay for that waste. We suggest you try our beef pie with some meat fries topped with a classic MeatShake baked until the grease is all dried up. If you need more meat, we offer a meat-sized meal for just an extra 40 cents, and you even are eligible to win a free souvenir after scratching three times. Unfortunately, we cannot accommodate vegan men; please visit Veggie Hut for leafy food. But why would you want to miss out on the secret? Breathe it in, and you can use your teeth again. Remember, meat is your friend, and allow it inside your system. Cows need to die too, so don't let them survive you. Buy two and get a free shake while stocks last. Thank you and don't forget to drive through.

Skinny mini or a beefcake Hey, you don't need steak, get a MeatShake! You want a meaty meal but your teeth ache Hey for Pete's sake, get a MeatShake! You're gonna take your girl on a cheap date And you're a cheapskate, so get a MeatShake! When you purchase a combo meal you receive a souvenir keepsake Get a MeatShake!
It doesn't matter if you're skinny or bodybuilder-sized; you don't need steak if you have MeatShake. Even if your teeth ache, MeatShake is the perfect option. If You're looking for a date night and you're on a tight budget, come to MeatShake. When you buy a combo meal, you even get a free souvenir so try having the MeatShake.

Offer for free souvenir keepsake for a limited time only at participating MeatShake stores in your area The MeatShake Corporation is in no way responsible for high blood pressure, heart disease or bad body odor MeatShake!
There's a limited-time offer for a free souvenir when you dine at MeatShake at participating locations in your town. The MeatShake Corporation is not responsible for high blood pressures, illnesses such as heart diseases and body odor that might arise due to consuming their food.

Mmhh... I better go taste the secret right now
I feel like trying the secret ingredient right now.